A Limerick Thread

[tommo]

Aw...I yuv you too Autumn.

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No metaphors...just fucking.

[xita]

Ahh what a nice homage to the writers. And I am like you.. this has once again become my favorite part of the kitten. The section i want to hit first.

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"Everything is turning out so dark..."

"No, it's okay. Lost is good. Willow and I always know how to find each other!"

[Sassette]

Awww, shucks, Autumn *blush* Thank you. *G*



-Sass

[AutumnT]

Yeah well. Quit flirting with me and get writing girls. Or I shall be forced to rhyme again.

Autumn

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Buffy: I could wrestle naked in grease for a living and still be cleaner than after a shift at the Doublemeat.

Willow: Plus, I'd visit you at work every single day. --- "Normal Again" shooting script

[Sassette]

Okay, okay ... I'll start writing. Don't know if I'll finish it tonight, what with it being late and all, but I should have it tomorrow ... Hey.



Waitaminute.



We get limericks if we don't write?



Hmmm...



-Sass

[AutumnT]

They'll be mean limericks.

Autumn

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Buffy: I could wrestle naked in grease for a living and still be cleaner than after a shift at the Doublemeat.

Willow: Plus, I'd visit you at work every single day. --- "Normal Again" shooting script

[blameburner]

Autumn - I just checked out this thread, and can I just say, I now have an entirely new and wonderous appreciation for limericks!



You are a Stud Muffinette!

"You are safe, she says. Inherent in you is a truth no artificial world can fade." - The Journey

[Sassette]

Mean limericks!?!?



Oh. My. Heck.



I'm, uhhh ... gonna' go write now. Great limericks ... and, ummm ... Bye!



-Sass

[Owl]

Well, lookie, lookie what I found....

The Pushkin of pens! (Now if you can rhyme Pushkin with anything, I'll... be your.... really amazed person. Looks like other positions have already been filled. )

This is brilliant, Autumn! hmmm.....



There once was a poet called Autumn

Who wrote about Tara's cute bottom

and of Willow's nice ass,

as she flirted with Sass,

and did just the same thing with Tommo... um...



gah! I'm sorry. I'ts late, I'm hopped up on something-or-other, and it just sort of slipped out in my uber-excited state.

*scampers off for more coffee*

[AutumnT]

I'll admit, I had to think. But not real hard.



A challenge was laid down for "Pushkin"

So I wearily rise from my cushions

I think my time's better spent

inventing poems that torment

my readers with thoughts of Tara's tush skin



Heh. Take that.

Autumn

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Buffy: I could wrestle naked in grease for a living and still be cleaner than after a shift at the Doublemeat.

Willow: Plus, I'd visit you at work every single day. --- "Normal Again" shooting script

[urnofosiris]

Tara tush, hmmm, yeah cheers thanks a lot

[Owl]

If only Pushkin were as successful at challenges as you..... Maybe he'd have lived longer, provided he didn't get run over by a carriage on his way home from the duel, or hit by a stray bullet from a neighboring duel....



Now, then... Why don't you torment us, like you said? Time well spent....

[tommo]

She always goes on about mocha

And thinks I'm her personal porn broker

Cuz Autumn's a whore

And she always wants more

Though in poems she's quite the rhymey joker

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No metaphors...just fucking.

[Rally]

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"Everyone's getting spanked but my bitter self."

[AutumnT]

Oh now Ruth has impuned my good name

Said I'm a whore, but I won't play her game

She's said with some scorn

I'm just in it for porn

But it's landscape that lights up my flame



Well, if by landscape we're talking of hills

because that's what gives me the most thrills

So I read with a mocha

or perhaps almond rocha

About Tara's considerable "skills"



Some might think that it's all suger high

Well some of that it's hard to deny

So I like some good smut

hopefully with Tara butt

And a nice healthy dose of some thigh

Autumn

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Buffy: I could wrestle naked in grease for a living and still be cleaner than after a shift at the Doublemeat.

Willow: Plus, I'd visit you at work every single day. --- "Normal Again" shooting script

[tommo]

But Autumn, you like all the smut

Said it gets you right there in the gut

But let's talk, if we must

Of our rounded large bust

So we don't get our chat in a rut

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No metaphors...just fucking.

[AutumnT]

All conversation came to a stop

for the discussion of who'd be on top

oh such cases were made

and so carefully weighed

The result: Willow first then they'd swap

Autumn

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Buffy: I could wrestle naked in grease for a living and still be cleaner than after a shift at the Doublemeat.

Willow: Plus, I'd visit you at work every single day. --- "Normal Again" shooting script

[Sassette]

LOL ... Taking turns is good *G*



Now, would that be many swappings over a long period of time, in which only brief water and food breaks were allowed?



-Sass

[LeatherQueen]

Oh yeah, a very long time. 48 hours of a romping good Willow/Tara Nekkid Sex Fest.



And yeah... the limericks were good too.

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"Honey, I'm the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind." - Glory


"Futile... like a FOX, baby!" - Tara in The Late Shift by wiccachica

[xita]

oh autumn yes! it's so good!

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"Everything is turning out so dark..."

"No, it's okay. Lost is good. Willow and I always know how to find each other!"

[tommo]

Autumn, I'm constantly in awe of your rhyming skills. What other talents do you have that are hitherto undiscovered, eh?

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No metaphors...just fucking.

[ruby]

With the bucket of chicken nearby

and a bold sideways glint in her eye,

With thoughts Extra Spicy

She said, "Breasts do nicely,

But I wouldn't say no to a thigh."

"A muscle cramp? In your...pants?"

[tommo]

Excellent. Is this a release for your chicken fetish?

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No metaphors...just fucking.

[ruby]

Hmmm..."I don't know about everyone else, but I would love some breasts." Chicken, I mean. chicken.

"A muscle cramp? In your...pants?"

[ruby]

Sorry for the double posting--I wanted to move this out of the spoiler creative thread:



The coffee date heightened attraction,

Though Anya urged vengeancey factions.

With words over mochas,

They demurred. "See, our focus

Is more about girl-on-girl action."

"The posture thing. I slunch. It's true. Horrible posture, but definitely working on it for myself and tara. We both have been amazed at how BIG our bosom has become!! YIPES!" --Amber, Bronze, 5/22/01

[Blue77]

My Stab at a Limerick



There was a young witch called McClay

Who loved Willow from the very first day

They were often found

Three feet off the ground

What a magical way to get laid!



Blue

"She should have died hereafter: There would have been a time for such a word ...

...it is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

Shakespeare/Macbeth

[AutumnT]

Her Tara was there in black leather

So wanting for them back together

she asked for a kiss

it was passionate bliss

that moved quickly to realms that were nether

Autumn

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Buffy: I could wrestle naked in grease for a living and still be cleaner than after a shift at the Doublemeat.

Willow: Plus, I'd visit you at work every single day. --- "Normal Again" shooting script

[tommo]

So freakin' funny Autumn. When you read it aloud, it sounds even better.

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"It's between a hitch and a kink, with a side of twinge. It's okay."

[Rane018]

i was going to ask for a limmerick last night but you sounded tired... i'm so smiling right now. need more...



hugs

[AutumnT]

They had coffee just like Willow planned

they smiled and they laughed it was grand

After coffee comes gay love

and kisses a lot of

And the beauty that is Willowhand



That night in Tara the butch it was large

and into Willow's bedroom she did barge

Then she registered her plea

"Can you just be kissing me?"

Because she knew it was time to take charge



And like a magnet that found it's true mate

Willow rushed to her arms no debate

After months of frustration

they kissed with elation

And a passion that would never abate

Autumn

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Buffy: I could wrestle naked in grease for a living and still be cleaner than after a shift at the Doublemeat.

Willow: Plus, I'd visit you at work every single day. --- "Normal Again" shooting script