A Limerick Thread

[ruby]

Autumn, I'm so glad you're feeling better! And with an extra-naughty limerick, no less. It's a good day for all of us.

"A muscle cramp? In your...pants?"

[tommo]

Excellent that you're in limerick mode Autumn. Nobody writes the pervy stuff quite like you do.

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Hey Grrrrlfriend! Yoo hoo! Over here! It's me...Flaming Joel!

[AutumnT]

Quote:

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Nobody writes the pervy stuff quite like you do.

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Oh you should talk! And besides that wasn't pervy now was it? I still steadfastly maintain my innocence

Autumn

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I have the sudden urge to dedicate my productive cooperation

[tommo]

Hey, I don't write pervy stuff. It's all um...essential to the plot. Uh...I think. Oh pffft. Whatever. You're about as innocent as the driven snow. With all black slushy things in it.

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Hey Grrrrlfriend! Yoo hoo! Over here! It's me...Flaming Joel!

[Rally]

Ok you two, just get a room or something.

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"Everyone's getting spanked but me."

[xita]

In a place that was soft, hot and moist.





Oh yeah, you are so naughty!

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"Everything is turning out so dark..."

"No, it's okay. Lost is good. Willow and I always know how to find each other!"

[TrueXena]

Just thought i'd pipe up and say how i'm enjoying the naughty limerick thread here. Too many wonderful lines to quote, i'll just say I love them all.

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Doc: "I'm the happy peppy pimp, 'cause I don't beat my hos!"

Doc: "...and then they had sex."

Tara: "Its good to be chicken casserole." -in Answering Darkness

"Get a taste of Religion. Lick a Witch!"

[Warduke]

Good god Autumn, that last one, pure smut...I loved it

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Respect My Authoritah!

[Pixie Muso]

Yay Autumn's back with the smutiness!

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"...the hardest thing in this world is to live in it..."
~Buffy, 'The Gift'.

[tommo]

Autumn, write one where something rhymes with lungs.

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Hey Grrrrlfriend! Yoo hoo! Over here! It's me...Flaming Joel!

[AutumnT]

O.K.



Now if Willow could sing she'd have sung

That her girl had a nice set of lungs

But expressing in song

was not where she was strong

So she settled for speaking in tongues



How's that?

Autumn

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I have the sudden urge to dedicate my productive cooperation

[TrueXena]

ROFLMAO!!!



Now Ruth, did you REALLY think she couldnt do it? Or did you pretty much know "tongues" would be involved somewhere in there?

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Doc: "I'm the happy peppy pimp, 'cause I don't beat my hos!"

Doc: "...and then they had sex."

Tara: "Its good to be chicken casserole." -in Answering Darkness

"Get a taste of Religion. Lick a Witch!"

[AutumnT]

I'm pretty much up to the task

of rhyming whatever you ask

if it's within reason

I can do it all season

and in my innuendo you'll bask

Autumn

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I have the sudden urge to dedicate my productive cooperation

[cachaco]

it seems things have gone so berzerky,

on the new board i've stayed rather lurk-y

but how could there be doubt

that i'd soon be lured out -

autumn's limericks always work, see



Yay, they're back!



Glad you're over your cold, Autumn...keep up the poetry!

Edited by: cachaco at: 4/9/02 12:01:54 am

[AutumnT]

Oh the wedding was quite the disaster

things could not have gone wrong any faster

But to Willow it had appeal

as she managed to cop a feel

That was one thing she knew how to master

Autumn

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I have the sudden urge to dedicate my productive cooperation

[tommo]

Quote:

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That was one thing she knew how to master

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Bate.



Wonderful Autumn. Cheers mate.

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Hey Grrrrlfriend! Yoo hoo! Over here! It's me...Flaming Joel!

[AutumnT]

A crushing blow to fashion was dealt

the day Willow donned a dead Elmo pelt

It was red, it was fuzzy

it made everyone feel muzzy

Still Tara gave her looks that could melt



But then Tara's not the best judge of clothes

lest we forget some of the outfits she chose

Her "This Year's Girl" apparel

put the audience in peril

and set the bar for all new fashion lows



The solution to this can be found

by assuring no clothes are around

I'm sure the girls would not mind

if they were just confined

to whole episodes of fooling around

Autumn

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Buffy: I could wrestle naked in grease for a living and still be cleaner than after a shift at the Doublemeat.

Willow: Plus, I'd visit you at work every single day.

[Warduke]

rofl...that's it Autumn, that's the solution to our girls fashion problems, all naked all the time

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Respect My Authoritah!

[AutumnT]

It works for me.

Autumn

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Buffy: I could wrestle naked in grease for a living and still be cleaner than after a shift at the Doublemeat.

Willow: Plus, I'd visit you at work every single day.

[Sassette]

Hey, Autumn ... just caught up on all these limericks ... I like 'em - a lot!



And this last? Ahhh, brilliant *G* No clothes. That's just ... perfect.



-Sass

[Enigmatic]

lol Autumn...no clothes...I like the way your mind is working!!

--Er du måske læge??--

[tommo]

Poor Elmo. That's all I'm sayin'. Looks like Willow is evil after all.

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Hey Grrrrlfriend! Yoo hoo! Over here! It's me...Flaming Joel!

[LeatherQueen]

*L* Yes, nekkidness is the cure for all fashion badness. Great new limericks, Autumn!

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"Honey, I'm the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind." - Glory


"Futile... like a FOX, baby!" - Tara in The Late Shift by wiccachica

[AutumnT]

Tara browsed through her art history book

and then wondered how Willow would look

standing on a half shell

and quite naked as well

and that one thought was all that it took



She then closed the book with a slam

looked at Willow and whispered "hot damn"

But as Willow was her buddy

She helped her Tara study

By submitting to an oral exam

Autumn

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Buffy: I could wrestle naked in grease for a living and still be cleaner than after a shift at the Doublemeat.

Willow: Plus, I'd visit you at work every single day. --- "Normal Again" shooting script

[Sassette]

Autumn, I love you, but when you're hopped up on the mochas, I can't help but love you in a prison way.



Of course, now I'M imagining Willow in the Birth of Venus.



-Sass

[tommo]

Oh right then. It's all "Oh Ruth I love you in a prison way" in the daily thread, and here I find you whoring yourself out to Autumn.



Bah.



I take back my soulful confession in your fic thread Sassette. You're just a hussy, playing with my heart and leaving it crushed and empty by the wayside when you're done.



Oh, and Autumn? Excellent limericks.

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No metaphors...just fucking.

[Sassette]

What? Prison Love requires at least three people ... two people for the lovin' and a look-out ... and at that point, it's only fair that the look-out get rotated in.



It's just polite.



-Sass

Oh, God ... when did I turn into a prison whore? My mother will be so proud.



Oh, and to get this back on-topic ... hey Autumn ... can you work "prison" into a limerick?

Edited by: Sassette at: 4/17/02 12:46:09 pm

[AutumnT]

Can I work prison into a limerick. I scoff at your challenges. Well not really. And Ruth, Sass can flirt with me all she wants in my thread. So there.



On with the show.



Her Willow locked her heart in a prison

and now talk of handcuffs had arisen

She knew when she was jailed

It was pleasure that prevailed

and being Willow's captive sure is fun

Autumn

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Buffy: I could wrestle naked in grease for a living and still be cleaner than after a shift at the Doublemeat.

Willow: Plus, I'd visit you at work every single day. --- "Normal Again" shooting script

[Sassette]

Ahhh ... schweet *G*



Thank you, Autumn. Loved it! And just so you know, I had faith in you the whole time.



-Sass

[AutumnT]

Instead of derailing every thread with my Cyber flirting with authors I shall instead rhyme.



It's true I've become so addicted

to the way some events are depicted

These authors, my captors

make me crave new chapters

With a longing I'd never have predicted



Laugh at me, I don't give a damn

I must have my Final Exam

It's sweet and it's hot

and I laugh quite a lot

With the timing of Cordy's each slam



And Sassette holds my heart with her tale

though angst and such pain do prevail

Her Answering Darkness

Has that special spark, yes

And she's brilliant with every detail.

Autumn

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Buffy: I could wrestle naked in grease for a living and still be cleaner than after a shift at the Doublemeat.

Willow: Plus, I'd visit you at work every single day. --- "Normal Again" shooting script