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Chapter Eight RepliesReds: More Anya goodness to this chapter & the coming ones, hope you enjoy. Thanks for reading & the feedback
Kim: My No. 1 Fan, hope I keep u interested in the story, I will do as u please & make a note in the update board. Not as much begging from u this time..I’m beginning to think I am losing my touch *giggles*
SpikeyCritter: Well its been less then a month, plus there was the X-mas break so I basically made u wait a week…lol & by the way ur yahoo status’s are still very disturbing at times..Cheer up matey..hope this helps
Sis: Freaking Sis, ur rooting for Anya now?..Shit, u make up any excuse for a root. Was it this that tipped the 7th one over the edge? Little Minx! Meanwhile not sure when the fiction rooting occurs, am having much means of inspiration of late..could be anytime or could be never..who really knows these things..Did I mention I take bribes, now ur all with the credit..i need beer money for the UK..lol
tarawhipped: Tara ..Brit slang? *sigh* im not a pommy. Will have to sort that out, explainations are on the way in the next few chapters or so. Glad u like her though..Thanks!
watersong84: hey thanks for leaving fb, hope I didn’t take as long this time, will endeavour to do better next time.
Babe: *sigh* U know u kill me….Im choosing to obstain from discussing in this forum how I feel about specific people screaming out my name…I will say however…such actions would go a long way to inspire my creative juices so to speak. Begging & screaming out my name loudly many many times, its pretty simple to get quicker updates, I here by hand over the responsibility of the regularity of my updates to you….and in summary I have two words for u love.. GIDDY UP!!
WillowWise: Glad I have one fan of the slowly & steady…at least I know u will be super happy when I don’t post for weeks. *giggles*
Viximon: I hope the wait was worth it again this time, keep reading miracles happen eventually but not before a long ass road ahead. & FYI - Jennifer doesn’t know about scooby stuff as far as I can tell thus far..lol
angel of salvation: Haha u liked the last one, so im hoping u will like this update just as much..more of the same..
Stace: More of the same, hopes u like Anya, she is so much fun. Rumors? I have no idea what ur talking about..lol
Henny: hey u crazy cracker! Don’t worry about those wacky wives, they don’t stop by here, they are too busy being cranky..lol So u want to make late fb up to me huh? Well wow, I need more open ended pledges such as this from she which will remain nameless. *wonders if she reads all these things*..hint, hint, nudge, nudge*wink* As for u Henny, I take cash & all major credit cards..lol oh & beer I take beer, but not shitty foreign beer either..lol No Doubt I See you round like a risole on chat.
simonsays: oooo a lurker, I thought I could feel someone watching me. As far as my inspiration…Certain things & people may impact my writing, honestly mostly I talk out my ass, so who can really tell…lol
pipsberg/LizPuRR: Ta Dar! Here it is..lol
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Title: No One Expects the Spanish Inquisition
Author: ittybittyone
Rating: I dunno, not from around these parts..I think PG at first but eventually NC17 ( I think that is the naughty one)
Disclaimer: Has anyone really been sued for not putting this in?
Feedback: Go nuts, I need all the help I can get
Summary: Tara left Sunnydale after the fight. Willow didn’t spazz out & go feral. This is Three years later.
Chapter Nine“Oooooh God Tara that was sooo good I don’t think I could possibly eat more without exploding” Xander said undoing the top button on his Jeans
Hey Dawnie and I have become accustomed to such meals, Tara can never leave, we can’t go back to the junk we used to get fed” Buffy said patting her stomach
“That was a lovely meal thank you Tara” Jennifer said between the rest of the group praising the meal. Tara slightly blushed at the attention but smiled at each of them and graciously accepted their words of praise
“Grrrr I think I ate too fast” Willow said in a hushed tone under her breath.
“You always did enjoy Tara’s breasts Willow” Said Anya in a clear & precise tone
Willow immediately started coughing and choking on the wine she had in her mouth….
”Actually now that I come to think of it, Tara started explaining to us the other week when we were loaded at the bar.....Something about in her experience, Willow is very much a breast girl, the way she used to just attack yours isn’t that right Tara?”
Tara’s mouth gaped open at the statement as it was left hanging there for several seconds which felt like an eternity, she commenced opening and closing her mouth but no words came out. Willow’s coughing continued and she stared at Tara like she was a dear caught in headlights.
Xander started laughing “oh yeah honey OhMyGod, I totally forgot about that” His comment was rewarded with a slap from the slayer and a salt shaker thrown at him by Dawn.
“So it appears Willow devoured your breast again this evening, tell me Tara… did she attack you with the same tenacity as she did your chicken breasts tonight” Anya asked in a very casual tone and looked at Tara expectantly. “One might think she had the ability to handle such quantity with your nicely proportioned set”
Willow proceeded to uncover her eyes with her hands her attention quickly then turned to Anya, who appeared to not have noticed. Willow was speechless and was unable to make a clear thought between the idea of devouring Tara’s breast and being mortified by the statement.
Tara took a deep breath and calmly answered Anya. “Firstly Anya..thats really none of your business. And secondly, you sooo wish, I am not divulging that information, I don’t want to ruin you for Xander” Tara cocked her eyebrow and gave Anya a smug look.
It took Willow several seconds for her brain to register what it was that Tara replied. The rest of the group sat in silence, shocked by Tara’s cavalier reply.
Willow managed a squeak in response, and then put her glass to her mouth and took a big gulp of her wine. Jennifer sat uncomfortably sipping her wine, trying her hardest not to exist.
“Is she really that fantastic, I need further clarification on this….Jennifer your Willows Girl Fr”
Anya was cut off with Willow breaking her silence with urgency
“Ok wooo!”
“What?” Anya asked appearing confused “It’s a valid question, we need to get a second opinion it’s the only way this is going to be cleared up for everyone”
“I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know the answer to this question” Buffy replied trying to divert attention. She gave Xander an evil “you better not go against me on this one or your dead meat” look.
Xander shrunk in his chair and commenced playing with his napkin, afraid to look up in case Anya wanted him to back her up.
Willow looked at Jennifer and mouthed an I’m sorry. Jennifer gave her a forced smile and nodded her acceptance
Tara looked at the couple and felt sorry for her outburst, she didn’t mean anything by it, she just thought it would be the best way to stop Anya’s train of though, she never expected her to continue the conversation. Tara crinkled her brow and looked at Anya “hmmmm, didn’t she say something about them not being intimate before….what is she playing at” Tara thought to herself.
Satisfied she had made a nice little scene Anya relaxed in her chair “Fine” she said and dropped the subject. “So do we want desert now or do we want to wait for a little while?”
Willow shot Anya a confused look. “ok what the frilly heck, she just dropped it like that, surely that’s not it, once she gets on a train of thought there is no stopping her” Willow sat in confusion waiting for the next inappropriate comment. When she didn’t get one and everyone around her was clearing off the table and returning to the living room, Willow stood with Jennifer and followed the others.
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After a few moments Willow pulled Anya aside and pushed her back into the kitchen, not caring if it appeared she was making a scene. “Ok… I don’t know what your up to Demon girl, but this stops now” Willow said giving Anya her “don’t try me” face.
“I have no idea what your talking about Willow..and that’s Ex-Demon woman to you”
“Oh crap Anya, all that stuff about my devouring Tara’s brea……” Willow sentence trailed off as she got lost in her brain.
Anya stood with her hands on her hips and her eyebrow raised waiting for Willow to finish her train of thought. “This is too easy” Anya thought to herself
Willows mind wandered to said breast in question. “beautiful, luscious, smooth, soft, perfect, mmmmm yummy, and her face when I suck on her nipple and when she thrusts my face into her when I am teasing them, god that top she has on I just want to dive right into”
Anya realised Willow was not going to snap out of her train of thought anytime soon..”Willow…Willow…” When she got no response Anya yelled “hey Breast girl”
Willow shook her head & snapped it back up to look at Anya. “I knew that would get your attention. Hey you know that thought..the one I just interrupted”
Willow looked at her confused..”huh?”
“That place you just were in your head when I just interrupted you..You might want to think about why your there, and while your at it, consider that If you keep this crap up, someone else is going to be there Willow….” Anya brushed past Willow and returned back to the living room with a smug look on her face.
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“Ummmm Jennifer” Tara said whilst trying to quell her nerves.
“Oh… yeah Tara”
“About in there, umm I umm, I’m really sorry, I didn’t mean to be out of line like that, its just I know Anya, and well I thought if i just..u know..she would drop it and move on, she tends to go on about things that are un-addressed”
Jennifer gave a forced chuckle “yeah your right she does, I’ll tell you im not sure im ever going to understand that woman”
“It takes some getting used to I will tell you, I was so shy when I first started hanging out with the gang..Anyway, I just wanted to apologize. Anya she was out of line, and although believe it or not she does mean well, she just doesn’t understand stuff. Willow…she, she’s an amazing woman, and with everything she has been through, she deserves to find happiness. And as long as your treating her right and making her happy, that should really be all anyone is concerned about”.
Jennifer stood looking at Tara for a moment, before she responded. “You still love her don’t you?”
“I…I’ll always love her, Willow isn’t the sort of person you can stop loving no matter what happens” Tara responded putting her head down & picking at her finger nails.
“No.. I mean, your still in-love with her” Jennifer said watching Tara’s body language.
Tara immediately stopped the movements of her hands and took a deep breath. “I..I would never jeopardise your relationship with her. She..she obviously cares about you a lot, or she wouldn’t be with you. She’s one of a kind…she…”Tara took another deep breath and lifted her head to look at Jennifer. “Whatever it is Jennifer… stand by her, she’s worth it. And above all else, love her, it will change you forever and having that reciprocated will be the best thing that has ever happened to you” Tara felt herself losing her handle on things. “Excuse me, I have to go check the desert”
Tara left Jennifer standing there watching her retreating form as Anya walked back into the living room, followed closely by Willow.
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Thanks to everyone for staying with me & still enjoying this fic, I know I have been slack, I will do my best to pull my socks up.
Tray
"My normal hesitation is gone, And I really gravitate to your will
Are you here to fetch me out? Cause I've never had this taste in my past"
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