A Limerick Thread

[ninjitsugrrl]

"Having breakfast at the lesbian buffet"? Love it! Your limericks always amuse me!

Tara: Do you mind if I keep the light on? I was gonna look up some spells.
Willow: That's fine, I don't need to be snuggled...
Tara: Vixen!


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[AutumnT]

Willow had in mind an evil scheme

it's main purpose was to make Tara scream

she dove under the cover

and soon found her lover

and set to it like a cat would with cream

Autumn

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Buffy: I could wrestle naked in grease for a living and still be cleaner than after a shift at the Doublemeat.

Willow: Plus, I'd visit you at work every single day. --- "Normal Again" shooting script

[Sassette]

Mmmm ... very nice, Autumn.



And very, very naughty. Here, have a mocha.



-Sass

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I Think The Hellmouth Tastes Like Chicken -- Autumn

[xita]

I just caught up lol

Having breakfast at the lesbian buffet

haha

and cream.. oh so nummy!

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"Everything is turning out so dark..."

"No, it's okay. Lost is good. Willow and I always know how to find each other!"

[AutumnT]

I've not had the heart in me to rhyme in a while, but Rane did request a special rhyme from me, so here goes.



Their Dawnie was no longer tiny

but sadly she was still quite whiny

But when it came to her hair

there was sheen everywhere

so she was known as Shiny McWhiny

Autumn

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Well, the reindeer part was nice...

[Sassette]

ROFL



That was awesome, Autumn ... truly awesome *G*



-Sass

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I Think The Hellmouth Tastes Like Chicken -- Autumn

[Blue77]

Hahaha ... that is great shiny McWhiny - I think that sums up Dawn quite nicely.



Thanks Autumn.



Sam

"She should have died hereafter: There would have been a time for such a word ...

...it is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

Shakespeare/Macbeth

[Rane018]

THAT was AWESOME! thanks, honey. how you manage to rhyme everything is beyond me. what special powers you have, autumn. hugs!

[xita]

Oh my queen of rhyme that made me laugh out loud.

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Willow and Tara Love

Truly and Forever

[ninjitsugrrl]

I must say that "Evil Schemes" and the Dawn poem had me laughing out loud! Sure, people at the office think I'm weird, but I appreciate the early morning laugh anyway!

"My life may not be something special but it's never been lived before." - Ani Difranco


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[ruby]

Autumn, I can understand your not feeling so limerick-y right now, but I hope you don't stop altogether. Because you're just too damn good.

Smashed. Wrecked. Gone.

[AutumnT]

You guys are all about the flattery again. Well, I will say this. I do answer challenges.

Autumn

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Well, the reindeer part was nice...

[AutumnT]

Rally's made an avatar of nipples

She loves how Spike's muscles do ripple

She's gone around the bend

Her evil knows no end

As it turns us to emotional cripples

Autumn

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Well, the reindeer part was nice...

[Rally]

Ah Autumn you are so sweet, I will take great solace in the fact that my Spike Nipply avatar will be retired in your thread.

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What, it's a thing.

[AutumnT]

Willow dressed up in fish nets for stockings

While she mused about parts interlocking

Since Tara's birthday surprise

Were her garter clad thighs

and events that her friends might find shocking



But Willow didn't think that her scheme

Was anything at all that extreme

She merely planned to flirt

and feed Tara her dessert

Just not the usual cake and ice cream

Autumn

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Buffy Season 6: It grated, like something forced in where it doesn't belong.

[tommo]

Oh wonderful Autumn.



Can you do one about "The Stripe"? I'll be ever so grateful...

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It's dirty. It's all dirty. And all
over me. Dirty, dirty, bad. Bad!

[Rally]

Nooo not the stripe.

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Well officially, of course, I have to say that I have no idea what you're talking about.

[AutumnT]

And hear, dear friend, for those who have not yet clawed their eyes out looking at the clothing in question is a little reminder as to why this place has bad wardrobe in the name: www.jmsoftware.co.uk/~kit...15_008.jpg



And now, because Ruth asked. I give you limericks about the stripe.



I'm usually not one to gripe

but I cannot resist just one swipe

because there on her shirt

To look at it just hurts

I'm talking of course of "the stripe"



So about that dear friends I now posit

Who the hell put that thing in her closet

Not that Willow seems to mind

as her outfit sucks in kind

together a fashion failure composite

Autumn

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Buffy Season 6: It grated, like something forced in where it doesn't belong.

[Tulipp]

That was great! I suppose you've done one on the fuzzy Elmo shirt?....



not that I'm asking....

"Something's bound to begin.
It's going to happen, happen sometime,
Maybe this time...."
--Kander and Ebb, "Cabaret"

[Warduke]

Great stuff Autumn, cracks me up every time

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[ruby]

Ah, new limericks from Autumn. I rejoice.

Smashed. Wrecked. Gone.

[AutumnT]

Tulip I have indeed - it's on page 2 I think. Went like this:



A crushing blow to fashion was dealt

the day Willow donned a dead Elmo pelt

It was red, it was fuzzy

it made everyone feel muzzy

Still Tara gave her looks that could melt

Autumn

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Buffy Season 6: It grated, like something forced in where it doesn't belong.

[Tulipp]

Yes, perfect; thanks for reprinting it! I should go back and read that whole thread, since most of it happened before my de-lurked time.



I seem to remember that parts of it were decidedly NC-17.

"Something's bound to begin.
It's going to happen, happen sometime,
Maybe this time...."
--Kander and Ebb, "Cabaret"

[AutumnT]

NC-17? From little old me?



Perish the thought.

Autumn

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Buffy Season 6: It grated, like something forced in where it doesn't belong.

[tommo]

Oh Autumn, as always, a triumph among rhymes. You're the tops.

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Foot kickin' - finger clickin' - leather slapping - hand clappin` - hip bumpin - music thumpin - knee hitchin - heel and toe - floor scuffin - leg shufflin - big grinnin - body spinnin - rompin stompin - pumpin jumpin - slidin glidin - here we go

[xita]

oh the stripe Thank you thank you Autumn

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Childie -"Not all girls are raving bloody lesbians, you know!"

George - "That's a misfortune of which I am perfectly well aware."

The Killing of Sister George

[ninjitsugrrl]

Just catching up. Loved "An Ode to a Stripe". But, I have to admitt that I honestly find that outfit kind of cute. Am I crazy?

"What you held in your hand,/what you counted and carefully saved,/all this must go so you know/how desolate the landscape can be
between the regions of kindness.." - Naomi Shihab Nye


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[AutumnT]

Yes.

Autumn

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Buffy Season 6: It grated, like something forced in where it doesn't belong.

[jomarch]

Considering it's 2am here and I really need to get some sleep, it wasn't the best idea to start reading your limericks.



But 'The Stripe' was bloody funny and I think I'm still giggling over Shiny Dawn & McWhiny.



Thanks

[tkheaven]

my attempt...this is in re: to W/T fics..or not...here goes...



When and made

It makes poor little me go

Some cliffhangers are cruel

But in the end make me

I'm happier than..umm, pigs in mud?



Others just make me

I simply wonder why

had to be

I swear he's the : -->

Tara most certainly did not have to die..



oh hell, these emoticons are too much

Like , and

I these will stay

And there's more on the way

Cuz needs more than a



I'm having a ball with all this

These cuties are addictive like

Like kitties playing with yarn

Or when they give a little

pause

Ook, I can't think of anything else now but you get the gist (*chuckle*)

Tk's new and improved "GrrArgg"

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Tara was similarly riveted, her body on slow burn as Willow's lips parted and her mouth opened, the food slipping inside and being consumed. Never in her life had Tara ever wanted to be a chicken casserole so badly...Later that night..."It's good to be a chicken casserole," Tara murmured, before passing out. ~ Answering Darkness by Sassette