"Lessons," a Kitty Parody

[Triscuit7]

Hey Julia, Hey Ruth.



Bitter and funny. Yay you.



Maybe its my work environment in urban Philadelphia but I laughed aloud and scared a cat when I read the "free at last" bit. Too funny.



And the Amber stalker forum. Hehe.



Thank you both.



Ciao, Melissa

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I brought marshmallows!

[Mrs Vertigo]

I love it! Go Julia! Go Ruth!!

On Buffy, Season 7: ”Bored now…”

[tommo]

No, see, I didn't do anything. Well, I nodded and was scathing about some of the characters and uh, the stalking thing. Ahem. Not that I'm a bitch or anything. Whom everyone hates.

[Bookcat]

Funny, funny, funny. This will continue for every stupid episode of this stupid season, right? Because its better. In every way (except possibly that you don't get to actually see Willow--visuals are nice).

[Dumbsaint]

Oh, I dunno about every episode. At the rate we're going it'll take us well into the end of the season until we're done with this one. And by that I mean the season of Buffy, which at the rate it's going will be cold in its grave by when, February?



Last year Ruf and I picked a few choice episodes to parody. I keep saying every time that this is the last one, and they do seem to keep coming despite that, but I can't promise another after this. Heh. One of these days I ought to finish that Tabula Rasa, parody, too. Or at least, yanno, finish the first act. *hides*



At any rate, I'm glad you guys are enjoying this one. And Ruth is full of crap. She totally helped.

"And never let it be said that I left a Tara craving unsatisfied." Willow, Wilderness Pt. 1

Edited by: BytrSuite at: 10/27/02 1:58:01 pm

[Kieli]

I don't think I've laughed quite that hard in some time. As always, a bitingly witty satire at its bitter best , Julia. For what my opinion is worth (and that ain't much), you do parody like no other.



T.



[edited because apparently I am having trouble typing today. *sigh*]

Love is tricky. It is never mundane or daily. You can never get used to it. You have to walk with it, then let it walk with you. You can never balk. It moves you like the tide. It takes you out to sea then lays you on the beach again. Today's struggling pain is the foundation for a certain stride through the heavens. You can run from it but you can never say no. It includes everyone."--Amy Tan "The Hundred Secret Secret Senses"

Edited by: Kieli at: 10/23/02 6:43:12 pm

[MadeinNZ]

Gosh, I hardly recognised any of which you speak. Could this be the Kitten that we all know and love.



Bitter, biting and so very true Julia and Ruth. Make me laugh why don't you.

[xita]

Oh gosh julia



Oh god.. I LOVE Parody! IT's A PARODY! nothing else.. moving along now



My lawyer has advised me on no comment

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Buffy?

Let's change it, the Discovery channel has koala bears.

Edited by: xita  at: 10/23/02 10:18:34 pm

[Dumbsaint]

Ahem. Yes. My lawyer has advised me to cease and desist writing defamatory parodies in which I cast aspersions onto the character of various pothead executive producers who (pfft!) lie to and carelessly manipulate their fans before taking their shows down in a holocaust of flames and horrifically bad writing.

"And never let it be said that I left a Tara craving unsatisfied." Willow, Wilderness Pt. 1

Edited by: BytrSuite at: 10/27/02 2:02:16 pm

[tommo]

My lawyer has advised me that I might as well keep writing defamatory pieces because I can always place the blame on Julia. I'm going for the "She made me do it!" defence.

[Dumbsaint]

Ruth, you whore. I love you so.



Heh. And the thought that I can "make you" do something? Gives me a wicked little shiver. Ooh. There it is again. That's nice. I do so wish I could blame you similarly, but... it's really no secret.



Trevor made ME do it.

"And never let it be said that I left a Tara craving unsatisfied." Willow, Wilderness Pt. 1

Edited by: Dumbsaint at: 10/25/02 6:34:40 am

[tommo]

Well, Trevor can pretty much make me do anything...



Although my lawyer can also claim the same.

You exquisite little tart!" ~ Diana Letharby

[Dumbsaint]

Well, after much careful consideration, I have told my lawyer to fuck the fuck off, and hired Ruth's lawyer, whose counsel I find much more... ahem- stimulating. *wriggle*



Among other things, she has advised that I write parodies until my fingers bleed rivers of anti-bitter (very much like anti-venom) so vast that they drown out altogether the curiously new brand of apathy-inducing horror that is season seven.



Works for me. Oh, and she also recommended that I continue to press Ruth into service. In every way imagineable.



So never fear, Kitties. Where there is , where there is , and yes, where ever there is ...



So too shall there be parody.



"Buffy"

Obnoxious fuckers who blaspheme upon Kittendom

Julia's novel ever getting finished



Oh, who am I kidding? Trevor really did make me do it.

"And never let it be said that I left a Tara craving unsatisfied." Willow, Wilderness Pt. 1

[tommo]

I'm a firm fan of being pressed into service. Or onto a kitchen table. Or up against the shower wall. Or up against a brick wall, the roughness of the stone rubbing against my...



Oh wait wait. This was just an excuse to get me to talk dirty, wasn't it.



As for the people who read this fic, I'm sure that most of you can handle the bitterness. And those of you that can't...well, to quote a certain bitter-driven witch I once knew...



"Xita, Moderators, Waaaah!"



Pacifiers for all!

You exquisite little tart!" ~ Diana Letharby

[maudmac]

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