A Limerick Thread

[AutumnT]

They say they'll go back to Year One

Back before they destroyed all the fun

it's too little too late

after a season of hate

that ended our hopes with a gun



So, Dawnie could be the next slayer?

What makes these folks think she's a player?

Will she fight with a pout?

or just tell vamps "GET OUT!"

Season 8 does not have a prayer



And our Willow is off with a coven

No doubt baking guilt in an oven

As if England and a scone

could really help her atone

When what she needed was Tara for lovin'



Edited because I needed to make it better.

Autumn

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Buffy Season 6: It grated, like something forced in where it doesn't belong.

Edited by: AutumnT  at: 8/8/02 8:12:03 pm

[Tulipp]

Autumn: boy, I needed this. I just got myself depressed again catching up on the Tara thread on the Kitten, and then I came here, found this. Balm.



Thanks.

p.s. love the "get out" ref.

[tkheaven]

Autumn, thanx I needed that..



"get out, Get Out, GET OUT!"

Tk's new and improved "GrrArgg"

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Tara was similarly riveted, her body on slow burn as Willow's lips parted and her mouth opened, the food slipping inside and being consumed. Never in her life had Tara ever wanted to be a chicken casserole so badly...Later that night..."It's good to be a chicken casserole," Tara murmured, before passing out. ~ Answering Darkness by Sassette

[AutumnT]

It seems now the threads have a rating

to help code the sexual weighting

if it's chaste and sex free

it will earn you a "G"

Or PG if they're actually dating



But if in the process of creating

you have our girls actually mating

then it's R to seventeen

let the frolicing convene

and we'll hope that you're often updating



So, as my poems often imply

that our girls are not often dry

I'll rate this thread R

the verse pure not so far

and then I will bid you goodbye

Autumn

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BUFFY: I could wrestle naked in grease for a living and still be cleaner than after a shift at the Doublemeat.

WILLOW: Plus, I'd visit you at work every single day.

Edited by: AutumnT  at: 10/12/02 6:08:43 pm

[xita]

autumn. So funny. Yes I like our girls not be dry too. I wanna see little Rs and red icons everywhere .. hee lol.

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Tara and Willow

Accept NO subsitutes

[Tulipp]

If you're thinking about Willow's bottom

And then read a limerick by Autumn--

Whether it's about ratings

Or lesbian matings--

It will heighten that nice train of thought. Um.



Thanks Autumn!

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"Run, flee, maybe skedadlle. We're not here to engage. This is strictly recon." Willow, on season seven, in "This Year's Girl"

[The Big I T]

Now I am suddenly very clear on the differentiations. Thank you, Autumn. From now on, R and "red" will guide me...past the proverbial desert and onward to the W/T Promised Land.

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"How 'bout them Broncos..." -- Riley, saying something useful, in The Initiative

[Rane018]

oh my autumn, that was perfect. that lim should be posted on the ratings thread. sorry you had to work on a saturday. i work tomorrow. :P



and tulipp, hilarious!

JOYCE- (speaking of Dracula) He came by the gallery, and he was amazingly well informed about art history-

TARA- Probably because he was around for most of it.

*Buffy vs Dracula*

[maudmac]

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