On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A vamp slayed with a pear tree
On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two
Bargaining Eps
And a vamp slayed with a pear tree
On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three
After Life's
Two Bargaining Eps
And a vamp slayed with a pear tree
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four
Flooded Basements
Three After Life's
Two Bargaining Eps
And a vamp slayed with a pear tree
On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Five
Life Serial Boxes
Four Flooded Basements
Three After Life's
Two Bargaining Eps
And a vamp slayed with a pear tree
On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Six
All The Way's (or do hookers call them 'Round the World's' now?)
Five Life Serial Boxes
Four Flooded Basements
Three After Life's
Two Bargaining Eps
And a vamp slayed with a pear tree
On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven Musical's,
With FeelingSix All The Way's
Five Life Serial Boxes
Four Flooded Basements
Three After Life's
Two Bargaining Eps
And a vamp slayed with a pear tree
On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight
Tabula Rasa's (clean slates are cool to draw pictures on)
Seven Musical's
Six All The Way's
Five Life Serial Boxes
Four Flooded Basements
Three After Life's
Two Bargaining Eps
And a vamp slayed with a pear tree
On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Nine
Smashed up Slayer's
Eight Clean Slates
Seven Musical's
Six All The Way's
Five Life Serial Boxes
Four Flooded Basements
Three After Life's
Two Bargaining Eps
And a vamp slayed with a pear tree
On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Ten
Wrecked Witches
Nine Smashed up Slayer's
Eight Clean Slates
Seven Musical's
Six All The Way's
Five Life Serial Boxes
Four Flooded Basements
Three After Life's
Two Bargaining Eps
And a vamp slayed with a pear tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eleven Make-up Sex, sex scenes
Ten Wrecked Witches
Nine Smashed up Slayer's
Eight Clean Slates
Seven Musical's
Six All The Way's
Five Life Serial Boxes
Four Flooded Basements
Three After Life's
Two Bargaining Eps
And a vamp slayed with a pear tree
On the twelveth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve Future episodes to follow
Eleven Makeup Sex, sex scenes
Ten Wrecked Witches
Nine Smashed up Slayer's
Eight Clean Slates
Seven Musical's
Six All The Way's
Five Life Serial Boxes
Four Flooded Basements
Three After Life's
Two Bargaining Eps
And a vamp slayed with a pear tree
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Happy Holiday's Kittens!
Ok so I already posted a Twelve Days of Christmas thingy for the challenge. BUT I'm not about to start a whole new thread for this silly little piece of fluff either. So here ya go.....
Twas the night before Buffy and all through our house,
not a creature was stirring, except Amy (who is a rat, but I think of her as a mouse).
Wooden stakes were carved with such care;
cross shaped cookies lay cooling on some ovenware.
The kids were all nestled, all snug in their beds,
musical posters hung on the wall by their heads.
And Mom in her VampWillow leathers and I in my Xandman best,
had just settled down for a peaceful night's rest.
When out in the yard there arose such a sound,
I sprang up from my bed, stumbled over the chair,
and landed at the window with a crashing bound!
And what to my wondering eyes should appear?
But an army of vamps - I drew back in fear!
They filled up my yard ... every cranny and nook,
all with their fangs and raised bumpy head look,
They proceeded to wryly voice their collective disfavor
of my family's Tuesday night romps with the slayer!
I shook in my boots ... I took a step back,
knocked over our "Buffy Lives" snow globes and let out an AAACK!!!
I paused and I focused, then with an arched brow,
smugly thought, "I think I know just what to do now."
"DUST THEM ALL!!!!" I screamed as I ran down the hall,
my family, god love 'em ... they answered my call!
We grabbed our blessed water guns, and our crossbows on slings;
we picked up our crosses and many wooden pointy things.
Through the front door we stormed with our best Buffy Puns,
(not that we can do them as well as she, but we had so much fun).
In no time at all we had 'em defeated,
we herded 'em indoors and had 'em all seated.
Tied 'em up in front of the set... so they couldn't roam far,
then pushed the play button on our VCR.
And after a few eps. they began to clearly see;
they'd been blindly judging both Buffy and my family.
They begged forgiveness and asked if they
could stay for all of Buffy Day!
As we untied them- we said "Of course you can stay!
But you'll have to keep your bumpy heads and fangs at bay!"
And they were heard to exclaim as we turned out the light:
"Happy Tuesday to all, and to all a good Buffy night"