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 Post subject: New Fic: Tar'airah
PostPosted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 10:40 pm 
Title of the story: [The Tales of] Tar’airah, 1/?

Author name: thebardgirl, Elizabeth, whatever you prefer.

Email address: daytripper20022@yahoo.com

Feedback: oh yes, please? Please, please, please? I really like to write, but it just isn’t the same without visible readers.

D istribution: I have no idea…just let me know what you want to do with this Moderators, and I’ll say “yes Miss, whatever you want, Miss,” I swear.

Rating: A saucy PG-13…cause that’s all I can write…and no more, else you’ll be highly disappointed with my knowledge thereof.

Pairing: W/T…but perhaps I’ll add in others as we go along…I don’t know, this is a live fic in that I haven’t prewritten anything but the first chapter-thingy.

D isclaimer: I wish I did…but I don’t…wish I was one of the official writers, but I’m not…and never will be *sigh*…so, is that good enough to disclaim my non-existent ownership of W/T?

Summary: Do you like Amazons? (I know I wasn't the only one that watched Xena. ) Would you like Tara to be an Amazon? Well then, please read.

Note: So I was night-dreaming (like day dreaming except with the moon outside the window instead of the sun) and then this story popped into my head, and the fact that I could make it somewhat logical made me want to write it out. It’s absolutely, completely and utterly AU. So…enjoy!



(Point of views change a lot, but you’ll be able to catch on with each segment. Names are killer in that I make up every one, attempting to sound Amazonian...yeah, bear with me on that...Thoughts are in Italics).











And so it begins...







Seven well-spaced trees stand quietly in the dark mist of the jungle’s depths. Standing, in a hidden order wrapping into a tight line, curving into a hook formation that only a bird’s eye could see. These trees, while seemingly like any others, have a hidden secret… And all that remains of their lost history: two parallel diagonal slashes and a sharp curved hook looped over, to form what an English-speaker would say was like half an “A.” It seems this omen, for whatever reason, has existed in peace. Never to be disturbed, never to be seen by foreign eyes, it stayed there on these same trees.



Years passed, seasons speckled the jungle’s floor with unceasing rain and heat, and the symbols slowly melded into the bark, hidden from most human eyes.



As luck would have it, though, the last of the trees, the seventh and largest of the group still preserved some of it’s carving’s previous shape. However, only those most foolish would come thus far to prove this prologue wrong.



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W.H. Rosenberg

Log of July 13th, 1910





Why is it, when you least expect your parents to be useful, they actually are? And then, at that exact moment you realize this, you are miles and miles away from them, lost in some deserted jungle in the depths of the African Safari?



Oh, wait. That’s just me.



I don’t even really understand how this all happened. One moment I was fine, trundling along in my caravan tour, led by one of the local natives (Mummy and Daddy couldn’t make this trip—as usual), the next I’m being dumped on the soggy, and may I say filthy ground with nothing more than a few screams of “Amehzonnia! Amehzonnia!” from the men.



Some travel guides they are.



My main guide, Whahemia, seemed to have gone berserk, yelling wildly, pulling at my new kaki safari suit. I was pushed to the ground, in an attempt to run, by the men. From what I could tell, they saw some silly tree with a mark that I could barely see myself—probably some knot similar in the shape of the late King Edward, who’s old face would frighten anyone…



So there I sat, plunked on the ground, helmet and all. (I had just recently purchased my outfit at the heeding of the latest catalogue from Harrods’s “New Fashions for Adventure.”) I stood up, slowly, dusting off my jodhpurs, in an attempt to meet the eyes of an incoherent tour guide.



Normally, I would not lower myself to such selfish and silly things as the European decent into Overseas Imperialism; that was so 1880’s. But I figured it would get me some attention from Mummy and Daddy if just for once I suggested where we went on holiday. They were fine with it—a little too fine with it if you ask me.



As soon as I proclaimed my idea it seemed I was on a boat liner with a one-way ticket to a tropical forest. While a little annoyed at my parents’ overwhelming care to shove me off somewhere far away, I realized that this was a chance, my chance, for discovery, for new beginnings, and adventure—



However, it seemed that I was to be faced with a screaming man, a run-away tour group, and a very thick, very muddy jungle.



I tried to explain to Whahemia, calmly and rationally against his constant cries of “AMEHZONNIA!” that we were nowhere near the Amazon Rainforest, quite far away in fact, being on a different continent and all.



Hadn’t he ever read National Geographic? Whatever his geographic-educational background, the hatchet-wielding bumpkin would hear none of it.



Literally.



I suspect his screams would’ve deafened any tree-carving threat nearby our little convoy.



With a final shove to the ground, (it seems that I was prolonging his turn-and-flee plan) I fell, once more, and landed on my rather sore backside, again.



However, this was not going to dissuade me. I could easily make my way back to the campsite. No problem, whatsoever.



Dusting off my helmet, and jodhpurs for the last time, I grumbled at the silliness of it all. Why on earth would four grown men run screaming from a tree? Not only that, a tree that obviously had a bad case of bracket fungi. Well, that is, save for one spot.



I stepped forward and inspected the bare area to see a crusty version of what looked like a hook with two jagged slashes across it.



Ugh. How primitive.



I was unable to identify its origin. Standing there, staring at a tree a little too closely for one to be called sane, I accepted my luck and stepped back to begin my arduous trek. The same one that a moment ago I had just made with whom I thought to be experienced travelers.



However, the more I walked, the more it seemed that the path had been lost once more, thanks to the local flora and fauna. Night was coming on quickly and I soon realized I was in for a sleepless evening, trundling towards, what I had hoped was my original starting point. A distant cry could be heard from up above—a bird perhaps? And a rustling seemed to constantly beckon from within the brush, obeying the slight breeze flowing through the leaves.



I didn’t stick around to see what lovely animal the jungle would pop out for me, and blindly made my way towards (as I hoped) the fleeing men.



Lord, why is it always me?





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“You, are a disgrace to the Order, Tar’airah.”



“Yes, Grandmother Thea,” came the quiet reply.



“I believe it has been nigh twenty-one years since your birth has blessed our earth. And now, after all our teachings, our efforts to guide and protect you have been rejected,” the old woman spat the last word with indignation.



“N-no, I would never reject—“



“And to think! Over such a silly trivial thing!”



“I would not call killing a trivial thing—“



“The Brehzenia Trials have been in our community for hundreds of years. It’s a tradition we cannot, nor will not replace due to one girl’s impudence,” came the overpowering reply.



The younger woman stayed still as it seemed her opinion was worthless at the moment.



Like every moment…



“I cannot stress the trouble I’ve gone through to protect you, child.”



The girl looked up at this, tears forming behind them, finally the woman’s voice held what it’s original motherly tone.



“You no longer can be left under my control. Your twenty-first year should be a joyous right of passage, not a death-sentence, you know that.”



“No…”



“I cannot keep saving you, every time you shy away from us, Tar’airah." The grand old lady, with body-length gray hair, stepped down from her bone-and-skin throne, and cupped the chin of the young blond.



“If you cannot…if you cannot adhere to our values, you cannot live here. Please, I do not want to loose any of my granddaughters to tradition,” the old woman pleaded quietly.



“Then give me another chance!” The girl burst out, surprising even the heavily robed sage.



“I have given you chances.” She replied slowly.



“I don’t qualify giving me an extra week to think about murder—“



“Now is not the time to get snippy with the one person that might very well save your neck,” the Old woman chided. Tar’airah stayed silent. It seemed she was lost either to the fury of her sisters, or the disappointment of her grandmother.



The old lady gathered her purple, green and blue robes and slowly ascended to her throne once more. The blond girl sat on her one cushion in a bowing position, waiting for her sentence.



“You have two days,” she began.



“Two—“ Tar’airah looked up sharply.



“TWO days, and then we shall see where you stand in Brehzenia’s heart. Do not disappoint us, else it will be the axe for your young spine. You shall be escorted by your bed-sisters, Fa’aithlia and Buf’aneah.”



That was one comfort. The two girls she had grown up with would not be as harsh as some of the other tribe warriors had been.



“From your bed to cell, they shall guard you against your sisters. In confinement I hope you find a solution to your…problem.”



Problem?



“Do you have any questions?”



A silence enfolded the women. The younger woman slowly asked in the tiniest voice she could muster.



“May I b-bring my journal?”



The old lady sighed. Even in the lowest confinement, the thing that would keep her granddaughter content was a leather-bound pouch of handmade paper, crafted by none other than herself. It was a birthing gift.



“Please.” The lady whispered.



The young girl inwardly nodded, accepting the one gift. She knew her exit had come, and so stood, bowing solemnly. Reaching for the cloth covering the entry to the hut, she turned slightly at the soft voice once more pleading with her.



“Do not give into fear, Tar’airah.”



“That is what I’m trying to do.”



With that the girl left the hut and found two sets of downcast eyes, on either side of her.



“Well, take me to it,” she huffily said, walked forward, regardless of her “guards’” wills.



















oh please, please tell me what you want: to continue or not? Becaues you see, i'm having so much fun writing it. I even sketched out Willow in a Safari suit just to get the creative juice flowing...how sad is that? :spin well, depends on YOUR response.



-elizabeth

Last night in sweet slumber I dreamed I did see my own precious jewel sat smiling by me.

And when I awakened I found it not so; my eyes like some fountain with tears overflowed.

Edited by: maudmac  at: 7/11/04 9:47 pm


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 Post subject: Re: New Fic: Tar'airah
PostPosted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 11:10 pm 
ooh I got the first reply...I feel speshul... :)



I likes. alot. You've totally got me hooked. I'm not feeling very extensive-feedback, but it's not your story (just me). Point is, I really like this, and I'd love for you to keep going...

"No, my friend. We are lunatics...psycho-ceramics, the cracked pots of mankind..."
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

Edited by: LunaMuses at: 7/11/04 10:11 pm


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 Post subject: Re: New Fic: Tar'airah
PostPosted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 11:28 pm 
:bigwave

Awesome fic u got goin on here! I laughed at the xena comment. And yeah it would be interesting to see this....Im wondering where this will go and how Wills and Tara will meet! So yes, continue on! :D

:pride

-Rose

AKA: Spike is not mine 87 :) I dont want him...I want Tara!



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 Post subject: Re: New Fic: Tar'airah
PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:24 am 
:bounce ME FIC LOVE ....



MORE MROE MORE MORE more.....pwease?



You care take...me hyper 'n nuts..*runs off* ghihii:bounce



Love : Jesse/Drumbly:crazy :smash

"...I'm multi-talented, cause i can talk and piss you off at the same time... "



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 Post subject: Re: New Fic: Tar'airah
PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 6:30 am 
Hey Elizabeth,



I, for one, am really enjoying this. I've always responded well to your writing, and I love your humor and the way your mind works within the world of WT. Not that I wouldn't love it outside it too...I just, you know, don't know it as such :p But anyway, I would love it if you continued, and if you're having as much fun with writing this as you proclaim, what's stopping you?



Btw, any chance of seeing that Willow sketch?

x Tinna Karen



"You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way outta this one." - Willow in Pangs



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 Post subject: Re: New Fic: Tar'airah
PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 8:55 am 
More AUs - I just love 'em and this I think is going to be one that I will keep a very close eye on for more updates.



I am one of those people who love Xena with a passion (I have every season on DVD) :D Yet you seem to have brought it forward in time to the end of the 19th century in the days of explorers like Livingstone etc etc. I had great fun imaging Willow in 19th century explorer get-up...she'd be so cute. I love the idea of setting this fic in that period.



This fic is funny and yet there is a promise of angst in Tara's story line with her refusal to kill...people? anything at all?



I for one am clamouring for more!!!!



:peace Alcy

Reality continues to ruin my life - Calvin and Hobbes



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 Post subject: Re: New Fic: Tar'airah
PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:01 am 
:lmao Poor Willow! :lmao



And Tara....she murdered someone? :jaw



Do go on, I must find out more!



Sincerely,

:flower BWR

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If homosexuals dont reproduce, why are there so many of them?-Jim David



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 Post subject: Re: New Fic: Tar'airah
PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:07 am 
Hey Elizabeth - I think I've had this conversation with you before... You write. I read. It's a thing. ;)



I feel bad for Tara (I'll let you worry about the Amazon spelling - speaking of which Faith and Buffy's names made me :lmao ).



Great start - more please (soon) ;)

-shuyaku



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 Post subject: I spit, you spit, we'd all spit for Amazons...
PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 1:17 pm 
Hello kittens! Ah, how cool, you like it. YAY! I'm all with the whoos and hoos as we speak. :pinky :eatme :banana :dumbo

okay, those are starting to annoy even me...so i won't continue with the smiles, just imagine me bouncing up and down while listening to Hard Days Night with a huge smile on my face. Okay? Okay, good.









LunaMuses-Yay, i have a reader! thanks for doing the feedback thing, and no worries on the extensive bit...i'm glad you like this, cause as i said before, i'm having too much fun...so, i will keep going. Thanks.



Spikeizmine87-Thanks *grin*. Ah! Yeah, Xena...that was a fabulous excuse to show scantily clad women--not that i'm complaining--and yes, Willow and Tar'airah..they'll meet, oh yes, they will definitely meet. The question is, do you really want them to? You'll see...muwhahaa...*stops cackling for a moment* and oh, thanks. *continues cackle*



Drumbly-ME READER LOVE...so i will give you more! wow. now are you hyper because of A). caffeine, B). W/T, C). Caffinated W/T or D). This fic? You KNOW you want to say D. Nice to meetcha Jesse.



tinnakaren-Hello! Oh good, i was worried it was going a little far into wierd-dom. And thankyou, it's true you've always been very supportive of my last attempt to write. Yay, i have humor-power! Whoo. I hope to go double-the-trouble with this story, as well. Aw...thanks, i'd show you my mind if it wasn't all locked within a skull and everything...and i'd give a piece of it to you too, that is, if it didn't sound like i was angry, and it wouldn't be painful. Whoops, babbling! And yes! See? I'm updating less than 24 hours after the first post, because i just got up and started typing again. It's oh-so-much-fun! Oh, the Willow sketch? Well, it's kinda, you know, sketchy, being a sketch and all...but if i get around to skanning, and such...i'll let you know...





KiwiAlcyone-AHAH! I know who you are! YOU'RE writing Rhyme and Reason....poifect...now i can bug you for updates here as well...*cackles evilly* oh that's grand. And may i just say how much i love that story?

And ah! A Xena fan! See, i watched the very first episode of Hercules and Xena back when i was in the Second Grade...so i loved those shows only because of the violence (gotta love the humor too)...didn't get the whole lesbo-love thing til' about a year ago, funny no?...(i missed every season after the second due to evil tv-programming and RL) so that was an interesting thing to find out that yet again another one of my fav. female characters was gay...and died...a couple of times i might add...And yes, i really adore the silly british humor of "explorers" yet not as depressing as Heart of Darkness...wouldn't she just be adorable in it too? That's what kept me awake for a night...which is why i'm writing it...ahah! and you caught the one "serious/angsty" part of the story. Let's just say Tara's got a disdain for one thing being an Amazon calls for...and clamour away! There's more to come.



BurningWhiteRose-I know, i'm evil. My last fic (Nothing Special) had several attacks on the redhead...apparently i have a fascination as to what she'll say or do under stress...oh well. Nah, Tara did not murder anyone...actually, "murder" is exactly Tara's problem...seemed fitting for her character...you'll see what i mean by all this vagueness soon, i promise. Thanks for reading.



shuyaku-it's a thing. It's true. And it's a thing i think we're very good at doing--no need to stop tradition. Course, as Tara's story seems to say, tradition can become a problem...oh thanks, i'm looking forward to Amazonian-For-Dummies...i need a dictionary, does anyone here speak Amazonian? Anyone?! Ah! I was wondering if some one would mention those two...i thought i might as well early on, no need to beat around the bush when it comes to Amazons...besides, they're slayers...it'd be pointless not to have them be slayers...*snicker*









Last night in sweet slumber I dreamed I did see my own precious jewel sat smiling by me.

And when I awakened I found it not so; my eyes like some fountain with tears overflowed.



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 Post subject: I spit, you spit, we'd all spit for Amazons...
PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 1:23 pm 
Title of the story: [The Tales of] Tar’airah, 2/?

Author name: thebardgirl, Elizabeth, whatever you prefer.

Email address: daytripper20022@yahoo.com

Feedback: oh yes, please? Please, please, please? I really like to write, but it just isn’t the same without visible readers.

D istribution: I have no idea…just let me know what you want to do with this Moderators, and I’ll say “yes Miss, whatever you want, Miss,” I swear.

Rating: A saucy PG-13…cause that’s all I can write…and no more, else you’ll be highly disappointed with my knowledge thereof.

Pairing: W/T…but perhaps I’ll add in others as we go along…I don’t know, this is a live fic in that I haven’t prewritten anything but the first chapter-thingy.

D isclaimer: I wish I did…but I don’t…wish I was one of the official writers, but I’m not…and never will be *sigh*…so, is that good enough to disclaim my non-existent ownership of W/T?

Summary: Do you like Amazons? (I know I wasn't the only one that watched Xena. ) Would you like Tara to be an Amazon? Well then, please read.

Note: So I was night-dreaming (like day dreaming except with the moon outside the window instead of the sun) and then this story popped into my head, and the fact that I could make it somewhat logical made me want to write it out. It’s absolutely, completely and utterly AU. So…enjoy!



(Point of views change a lot, but you’ll be able to catch on with each segment. Names are killer in that I make up every one, attempting to sound Amazonian...yeah, bear with me on that...Thoughts are in Italics).

















“This is insane!” came a frustrated yelp.



The young redhead had found herself staring at the exact same tree she had when all of this silliness first began. Three times she ended up staring at its same bark and moss. Apparently the warning mark had lost its touch. If she was to get anywhere away from the tree, why is it she kept walking into it?



“I must be going insane if I’m talking to myself,” she grumbled. She was tired, the sky was getting darker by the minute, and her outfit was soon to be ruined. Mud everywhere! Even on her pretty—pissed face. This was just cruel. She felt like a caged animal, wondering if she should attempt escape once more, or sit, awaiting a slow, hungry death.



“Willow, what have you gotten yourself into?” she whispered to herself.



She paced around a while before giving a huge kick to the tree’s upturned root.



“Ow! Oh OW!”



A hoping-in-pain redhead is always a joy for any recently kicked tree to watch.



“AHH! OOF!”



Especially if she falls mid-hop.



“When Mummy and Daddy hear of this they will beg for my forgiveness…”





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“Grandmother Thea,”



“Caranthía, it is good to see you again,” came the soft reply.



The young, brunette warrior, clad in the usual minimal bodice and skirt with two daggers latched onto each leg, walked forward, placing her staff down before the elderly woman. She knelt, eyes cast down, in a show of submission.



“I come in peace, mistress,” came the almost apologetic statement.



“And yet you wear the ceremonial war-weaponry.” This woman was no fool.



“There has been a breech of our territory,” came a rushed explanation.



“A breech?”



“Yes, near the Sacred Seven.”



“Really? Well, well, well…it’s been ages since we’ve had a trapping…” the old woman trailed off contentedly; dealing with intruders used to be her specialty. Make no mistake; this woman was not your average bake-you-cookies-and-give-you-kisses grandmother. She was a killer at heart, similar to all her granddaughters. Well, that is, with one exception.



“What do you wish to do with him?”



“A strike and kill—his body will warn others. He’s only come thus far,” the girl said, withdrawing a map of the surrounding land. She pointed to the far top right corner, “what should our plan of attack be?”



“The usual. If he attempts to fight, which he will—they usually do—kill him. If not…if not, bring him here, we shall ask how it happened he got so lost…so very, very lost,” the old woman had a glint in her eye.



“And then we kill him?”



“We shall see. Go; take the others to surround him. We do not know what to expect; it has been a while since we last were approached. The fire shooting weapons might have evolved since before.”



“Thank you, Grandmother Thea. Your daughters will not let you down.” The slim, yet toned brunette made her exit as the elderly woman looked down at the map once more. Tracing her hand around the hook formation of the trees. She stabbed right in the middle with her claw of a finger.



“Gotcha.”



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Willow awoke with a start. Rain had started to drizzle down, and sleeping on a not too comfortable tree root had given her a backache. She slowly arose, put her helmet back on her short, curled hair, and in doing so managed to wipe more mud on her already caked face.



“Ugh! This is just perfect! First, I land myself on some silly adventure, then get lost in the thick of an African jungle, and now I’ve managed to cover my, “ she looked down, “…whole body…” she looked up, “in mud!”



Her outfit did look a little worse for the wear. The once-kaki suit began to take a dark-brown tint with a few specs of rain here and there.



“What did I do to you, tree?” she asked angrily, “I only wanted to get away from the boring life of Oxford, and now I’m here, stuck for God knows how long until that silly Whahemia comes back!”



She heard a crack behind her. A tree bush’s limb seemed to have broken due to the pounding of the rain. During her own torrent, the weather had picked up it’s pace, perhaps to keep up with the fuming redhead.



“If he comes back…” she whispered.



She started wiping off the clumps of mud from her boots, however in doing so she managed to just smear more on. Slowly, the realization of how alone she really was sunk in. The fact that she was cold and shivering from the wet didn’t help either.



“No, no tears, none!” she almost screamed.



“I did not survive seven years of the teasing and mockery of secondary education to die crying over being alone!”



She looked around and sniffed.



“I will find myself a way out of here. I’ll just start in the morning when I can actually see where I’m going,” she nodded her dripping head in confirmation. It seemed her lone voice was a comfort in of itself. So much so, she began to wonder if she would ever hear another human’s voice.



“CARANTHIA, MA’ALITHIA PAH EMPUR!”



Then again, she could do without the yelling.



The redhead looked up immediately, and as soon as she did, she wished she hadn’t. She barely went for her handgun before she was knocked to the side. Rolling down to the ground, she pushed herself up on her knees, only to have a sharp blade at her throat. She stayed stock-still.



“Palath’ania, mela ithania halem,” came the same voice softer, but no less threatening.



Willow slowly turned her head in utter surprise at the view of a woman’s (bare!) taught torso, and the slim form of her captor’s long knife. Sharp to the touch, and barely above her collarbone.



“Palath’ania, Wamahiea, wekemya belah,” the voice said again.



Willow noticed her hands were being pulled behind her. Apparently the woman standing next to her was giving orders. There were others. Several others. She looked around to see many hardened faces—all female—staring back at her through the brush. Similar outfits adorned each one, staffs, knives, and daggers in each woman’s hand. Their skin seemed darkened and used repeatedly under the sun, scarred and scathed.



Such a pity, they could do with a little Fortnum and Mason skin cream.



But how long had they been there? Had they heard her talk for all that time only to now show themselves?



How rude.



“Sahamia!”



Willow’s indignant frown found it’s way back to its surprised expression with a sudden movement on either side of her. She was lifted, effortlessly, to her feet by two other warrior-women.



Well, at least they aren’t savages.



“Oh, thank—“Willow said graciously.



“BELAH!” came the voice, along with a fierce face staring straight at her.



Willow took that word to mean something along the lines of “shut it” in Amazonian. Oh god, that’s what they were, weren’t they? Why didn’t Whahemia just say so?!



So she shut it. Her mouth snapped closed and an audible gulp could be heard. That seemed to satisfy the fierce woman, as she smirked in response. Willow did not like the feeling of helplessness, nor the idea that she was the inferior. It was a bitter, and weak taste in her mouth, so she decided to spit it out.



Literally.



Silence enfolded the women as Willow stared back, pissed as ever, at the seemingly calm warrior-woman. Willow’s mucus landed on the woman’s right cheek, only to slide down and land on the ground next to her.



Willow pondered for a moment if perhaps the silence was a positive change from the screaming and yelling of words she knew no OED would contain.



THWACK!



Then again, maybe not.



Blackness consumed Willow and she was falling, falling towards a pit of nothingness. Rough arms grabbed the redhead’s limp form, and she was being dragged before her head finally fell forward in resignation.



Mental note: Do not spit on Amazon women, they do not take to it lightly.

















And now i see, that we've got ourseleves a nice little set up...hope you're enjoying it...

-elizabeth:spin







Last night in sweet slumber I dreamed I did see my own precious jewel sat smiling by me.

And when I awakened I found it not so; my eyes like some fountain with tears overflowed.



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 Post subject: Re: I spit, you spit, we'd all spit for Amazons...
PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 1:30 pm 
oh i really like it!! its sound so great and interesting.

poor willow....what is happening to her?? :happycry



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 Post subject: Re: I spit, you spit, we'd all spit for Amazons...
PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 6:16 pm 
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!



Their murderers....and Tara wont murder...



...I think...



But again...POOR WILLOW! She got thwacked.



Continue!



Sincerely,

:flower BWR

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If homosexuals dont reproduce, why are there so many of them?-Jim David



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 Post subject: Re: I spit, you spit, we'd all spit for Amazons...
PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 6:22 pm 
Yeah... I'm thinking that spitting on an Amazon is probably not the brightest thing to do. Makes them a little cranky :fit2



Although, it seems like quite an effective way to be laid at the feet of your soulmate. Of course Willow has know idea how great her luck is at the moment... :sheep



-shuyaku

Oh God, Willow—you’re giving me the gift of Karen Carpenter. Just when I think I grasp the full extent of your love." - Tara

"Why do birds suddenly appear? It’s because, you are queer…" - Willow (Gods Served and Abandoned by AntigoneUnbound)



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 Post subject: Re: I spit, you spit, we'd all spit for Amazons...
PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:07 pm 
"clad in the usual minimal bodice and skirt with two daggers latched onto each leg"



heh. that made me smile.



I wouldn't mind being in Willow's position, knowing that Tara's an Amazon and all...muddy clothes, definitely a miniscule sacrifice...*cough*...

"No, my friend. We are lunatics...psycho-ceramics, the cracked pots of mankind..."
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest



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 Post subject: Re: I spit, you spit, we'd all spit for Amazons...
PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:52 pm 
im intrigued. please continue.







good job.







brittney





Quote:
Kiss this axe, bitch!---Tara "Bargaining part 2"




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 Post subject: Re: I spit, you spit, we'd all spit for Amazons...
PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 11:57 am 
Do I like Amazons? Heh... you betcha, especially when they're called Tara (or a resonable approximation thereof). I love how you've cast Willow and Tara - Willow's slightly naive enthusiasm fits perfectly with her role as intrepid and somewhat out-of-her-depth explorer, and if these Amazons are as warrior gung-ho as they seem, it's no wonder Tara can't quite bring herself to fit in. I'm looking eagerly forward to the meeting of the two. Then Willow can start studying the Amazon tongue :) (I know, horrible pun...)



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 Post subject: Re: I spit, you spit, we'd all spit for Amazons...
PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 5:28 pm 
:lmao

Aww poor willow and mud!! Although I think it would be quite swell to see willow all covered in mud....:drool haha love the update! More soon I hope!

:peace :p ride

-Rose

AKA: Spike is not mine 87 :) I dont want him...I want Tara!



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 Post subject: Replies....
PostPosted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:27 pm 
Hey Kittens! How nice to come back to this thread with such loverly people...now, onto replies.





taramagic-yay! my work here is done. I mean, not done-done, as in i've finished the story, and there's no more, cause that's just not true, but my work of making you like it is done. Yeah...that's what i mean. Thanks, and uh, yeah, you should know i have this fanatical fascination with putting Willow through hell. But she is my fav character so...try figuring out that one. :hmm



BurningWhiteRose-ahah! Yes! We have comprehension! (And i'm quite sorry if i didn't make it clear the first run through, my brain likes to work ten paces ahead of my fingers-on-keyboard) Yup...yet again i say Willow's got a nice future of thwackage if she comes near my writing...i don't really know why though...ah well...thanks for reading! p.s. i like your sig.



shuyaku-Lol. i like the smilee, it fits perfectly with what i was imagining with Caranthia's face...watch out for her, by the way...she's a tricky one...ahah! "laid at the feet of your soulmate" you say? Well, well, well...it seems i must make it harder for that to happen. I mean, i don't want to be predictable, do i? Nope, don't want any of that predictability to happen...*snicker*



LunaMuses-Thanks, i didn't really know how else to get that picture across...ah, and yeah, i wouldn't either. I don't think ANYONE would mind...

:blush



amazonaa-ahah! I have an actualy, factual amazon reading! That's fabulous! (And thankyou, by the way for the lovely feedback.) But back to more important stuff: How 'bout translating all things-amazonian? No? Well damn it all. Thanks for reading, dude. I really appreciate it.



Artemis-Oh yay! I'm not the only one with the Xena-fascination...oh, thankyou. I try to place Willow and Tara in the most-close-to-buffy situations with each reality i throw them in. And the idea of Willow having a babbling fit over her safari outfit had me writing oh-so-happily...And yes, Tara will have to come to terms with these Amazon's and their umm...for lack of a better word, terms. The...tongue...? *eyes go wide with realization* OH! Right...OOoooh.....well...umm...*blush* yes, of course.



Spikeizmine87-Yay! I made Rose laugh! And drool it seems...yeah, you caught up on my double-double toil and trouble meaning? Thanks, and i hope you like the update..











Last night in sweet slumber I dreamed I did see my own precious jewel sat smiling by me.

And when I awakened I found it not so; my eyes like some fountain with tears overflowed.



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 Post subject: Stars, hide your fires...
PostPosted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:40 pm 
Title of the story: [The Tales of] Tar’airah, 1/?

Author name: thebardgirl, Elizabeth, whatever you prefer.

Email address: daytripper20022@yahoo.com

Feedback: oh yes, please? Please, please, please? I really like to write, but it just isn’t the same without visible readers.

Distribution: I have no idea…just let me know what you want to do with this Moderators, and I’ll say “yes Miss, whatever you want, Miss,” I swear.

Rating: A saucy PG-13…cause that’s all I can write…and no more, else you’ll be highly disappointed with my knowledge thereof.

Pairing: W/T…but perhaps I’ll add in others as we go along…I don’t know, this is a live fic in that I haven’t prewritten anything but the first chapter-thingy.

Disclaimer: I wish I did…but I don’t…wish I was one of the official writers, but I’m not…and never will be *sigh*…so, is that good enough to disclaim my non-existent ownership of W/T?

Summary: Do you like Amazons? (I know I wasn't the only one that watched Xena. ) Would you like Tara to be an Amazon? Well then, please read.

Note: So I was night-dreaming (like day dreaming except with the moon outside the window instead of the sun) and then this story popped into my head, and the fact that I could make it somewhat logical made me want to write it out. It’s absolutely, completely and utterly AU. So…enjoy!



(Point of views change a lot, but you’ll be able to catch on with each segment. Names are killer in that I make up every one, attempting to sound Amazonian...yeah, bear with me on that...Thoughts are in Italics).





Cliffhanger warning!











Chapter 3



Willow noticed that she was being dragged; the scrapping of her boots on the gravely ground notified her brain instantaneously of her unusual mode of transport. However, in that she had finally understood her captors were not only allowed to knock her down (for whatever reason) but that they also enjoyed it, she decided to stay limp in the two sets of strong arms carrying her.



It seems I’ve stumbled upon a discovery of a lifetime: The largest PMS colony in the history of womankind since Vassar.



She got a few glimpses of the primitive surroundings—huts with animal-skin doorways, any and all furnishings were made out of bone, and all “houses” were smoking of what she assumed were live fires.



Then again, Vassar students at least knew what a candle was when it was founded.



Willow kept her head down as much as possible, whilst attempting to study the land below the rim of her helmet. The jungle had cleared for several acres to allow such an extensive tribe, it seemed. Enough, luckily, for her to clearly see the sky. She had missed the sky.



“Etheh,” came a small voice from her left arm. Just as she tried to comprehend the meaning she understood; they were turning to the right now instead of their straight progression forward. Perhaps she was being taken to their leader? Maybe she could try to convince these Amazons she meant no harm by stumbling upon their lovely tribe, and that it was all very nice and wonderfully decorated with the animal carcasses to boot, but she’d prefer to just walk back home now—no dragging-escort needed?



She contemplated exactly how she would plead for her freedom when, yet again, she realized the movements of her handlers were changing. It seemed they had reached their destination; they’d stopped, and with that dropped her to the ground.



“Ow…”Willow inwardly grumbled.



Stay still. Don’t move. Do NOT move.



A few words were exchanged between the two women before she felt herself being pushed—no not pushed, shoved into a room. Possibly another hut? Her left leg she felt was being tugged at; a slight cuffing of her ankle by a hand ensued, and then just as quickly stopped. Finally, with relief she felt her bodybuilding buddies relent in touching her body. And after a few moments of what sounded like Amazonian-chit-chat, she was certain the two women had left. She slowly got up, and looked around—cautiously.



It was dark. The air was thick with incense, and she could swear a window-type shape was carved into the thick skin. She walked towards the hole, in an attempt to glance at the stars. Willow always took comfort in astronomy as a child.



At least those never chang. Even when you travel halfway around the world, the stars stayed put.



But as she came to the corner of the ‘window’ she felt a slight tug at her ankle, again. Only this time, it did not cease with her continual forward movement. She looked back and saw a slight iron chain grasping around her left boot.



Brilliant.



Willow sighed in resignation; at the least she could make a few stars out from her awkward lean/stance. That would have to do for the moment. She looked back at the chain, brow furrowed, causing a few curls to fall down her cheek, and glared at the device. Her glare softened though with the one assuring thought that came to mind.





Well, at least they’re past the Iron Age.






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“Grandmother Thea!” Came a surprised gulp.



“Caranthia, I have been known to walk outside of my bed-quarters, you do know that right?” The old lady replied smartly.



“I-I-I know, I just wasn’t expecting an inspection of the capture so soon—“



“Oh heavens, no, I wasn’t coming here to inspect…” the old woman trailed off and then sighed, “I merely am out for a night walk.”



“A night walk?”



“Yes, it’s called relaxation. You should try it sometime Caranthia,” the old woman said touching the girl’s arm, “it might calm your nerves down a bit,” she added with a wink. She began walking again, inwardly chuckling at the impatience this girl had with anything warfare. She was always one of the top trainees during the fighting lessons, always the first to try new combat moves, and always the one left in endurance trials.



But she will never be the best, she thought, if she continues to let her anger get the better of her.



Then again, she could do with a little more anger from some of her other pupils…



Thea barely made a few steps forward when she heard some quiet words escape her ambitious apprentice.



“I know what you’ve done.”



Thea sighed inwardly again, frowning slightly at the bad timing of her walk outdoors. She did not want to have this talk here, and certainly not now.



“It’s for the best.”



“You let her go.”



“I did not ‘let her go’.”



“You did! You let her get away with it! Again!” Caranthia spat.



“Caranthia, she is quite far from being safe cuddled up in her bed,” the woman turned as she spoke, calmly and rationally to combat the furious face of her best captain, “she knows what she has done—“



“I’ll tell you what she has done, she’s flaunted the privilege of being one of our kind. She has insulted our ways, our beliefs, our way of life as we know it!”



“No, she merely did not want to fight one of her sisters.”



“It’s the right of passage! How else would we survive in this world without preparation, without training to fight, and yes, kill?!” she hissed back.



“It does not always work in such strict manners. This life is not ‘kill or die’—“



“Yet we live and die every moment—“



“Imagine me telling to you to kill Palath’ania, right now, in cold blood, for the sake of the Order,” the old woman threateningly said back. Caranthia seemed shocked by this request, and stayed quiet for a few moments.



“Would you do it?” the old lady demanded.



Caranthia stayed quiet, again, but was internally fuming.



“It is different,” she whispered, slowly.



“Yes, it is different. Tar’airah feels the same compassion for all her sisters you happen to only feel for Palath’ania. How can you ask her to kill the very thing she loves?”



“Why not another?”



“What do you mean?”



“If she’s so compassionate,” the girl punctuated the word like a dagger, ”for us, why not have her complete the Trials with the death of one she does not know?”



“And who here does she not know? We’ve all grown up with her, there is not a woman here that hasn’t been touched by the other in some way.”



“I know.”



“Then what are you suggesting?”



“Have her kill the boy.”













Tbc.....





-elizabeth

Last night in sweet slumber I dreamed I did see my own precious jewel sat smiling by me.

And when I awakened I found it not so; my eyes like some fountain with tears overflowed.



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 Post subject: Re: Stars, hide your fires...
PostPosted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:53 pm 
:wtf

No! She cant kill the boy! Killing is wrong and...and...NO! She's too innocent! :( Enjoyin this fic alot! When the hell are they gonna meet! :fit2 Damn them they need to meet! Thanks for updating! More sooon! Or ill :smash

:pride

-Rose

AKA: Spike is not mine 87 :) I dont want him...I want Tara!



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 Post subject: Re: Stars, hide your fires...
PostPosted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:17 pm 
The boy. :lmao Man, Willow's hair must be really short. And of course she is not as curvy as most girls her age, but I still think it is hilarious that they think she is a boy. This is great.



At least Grandmother Thea understands Tara's reluctance to kill. That can only be a good thing. Um... right?



More, more, more!!! Puhlease!

-shuyaku









Oh God, Willow—you’re giving me the gift of Karen Carpenter. Just when I think I grasp the full extent of your love." - Tara

"Why do birds suddenly appear? It’s because, you are queer…" - Willow (Gods Served and Abandoned by AntigoneUnbound)



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 Post subject: Chapter 3
PostPosted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:25 pm 
This is getting good...

but no.... no killing the boy (which is probably willow)

keep up the good work



- reds:willow

WooHoo go banana :banana



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 Post subject: Re: Chapter 3
PostPosted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 6:17 pm 
Okay....I'm totally hooked and can not wait to see where this goes...I am a huge Xena fan and can totally picture W/T in the land of Amazons....it is good to get in touch with your inner amazon....



Okay....keep up the great story..I can't wait to read more.....



Thanks hun for sharing your talent...



laters,

WF

Rachel





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 Post subject: Safari Willow...in the sketchy-flesh
PostPosted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 9:27 pm 
hello! I think i shall at least say hello you fine kittens individually and then give you the little bonus, not an update, sadly, but a bonus nonetheless.



Spikeizmine87-Ah, well, dude, she IS a warrior/amazon woman. If you think about it, she actually, really can. Sorry, and since when is Tara innocent?! I saw that episode where she uttered, "vixen"...thankyou for reading! And well, you'll see their "meeting" is coming quite soon. Yet again, i stress that Willow probably won't want to, and neither will Tara. Thanks again, Rose...



shuyaku-yeah, see that's why i stressed the helmet, short hair, and mud all over her face, plus the male-garb doesn't hurt. Thanks, i'm glad you're taking it the right way and not analyzing me to death over how an a=Amazon would fall for this "imposter"...*snicker* Yeah, that Thea lady...she's a smart one, only she's still all "i'm an amazon, so are you--what's your prob.?" but it's true, she is understanding...at least i think she is...thanks again for reading.



WickedReds-*G* thanks...hee, yeah, the killing bit...i was like "aw...this sucks for that dude" and then i remembered who the 'dude' was and was like, "damn, i feel bad for you Willow," and then i was like, "oh right, i'm the writer!" And then i stopped talking to myself. Thanks for reading!



WillowFever-Hello Rachel! Umm...this is gonna sound a little crazy, but i already sketched that sketchy for you as well. I did it right after you left the chat room, and it took a while (i had to find good pictures to go from--and let me tell you looking up pics of Ms. Hannigan on Google is a frightening experience for those of us shy-types) so i ended up using the same picture i used for this sketch of Willow here.



Plus, i think i'll be able to get your sketch up and running by the end of the week. *blush* i hope you like it. Tara and Willow (i made a specific change to Willow's expression) are both there, brushing away and i made sure Frankie was a smallish-horse, blotched with black spots, a dark mane and tail, with white hair behind it all. Thanks again, and i'm glad your on the hook with this story. Makes it more fun to write.





Bonus time! (for those of you that visual-adicts like me)



Ah, enough of the writing bit. See, the thing 'bout my fics is that while you may be in pain with the writing, i also do drawings for them as well, (as i did for Nothing Special) and so, with the loverly request from tinnakaren i give you a sketch!



go to this link and it should be all a-go-go for Willow:



it's a safari-suit, dude







thanks again for the lovely feedback, dudes. I really appreciate it, and i should update pretty soon, although i don't know when in that i haven't written it yet...(i am a fast typer though, so no worries)





and who knows? maybe i'll do a nice pic of a scantily clad tara? Wouldn't that be lovely?....*goes into daydream*

-elizabeth

Last night in sweet slumber I dreamed I did see my own precious jewel sat smiling by me.

And when I awakened I found it not so; my eyes like some fountain with tears overflowed.

Edited by: thebardgirl at: 7/14/04 8:29 pm


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 Post subject: Re: Safari Willow...in the sketchy-flesh
PostPosted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 9:58 pm 
Liz, this story is very neat and I think a picture of scantily-clad Tara would be lovely.

It's insulting to the whole gender[sic] of rap.



~Eminem



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 Post subject: Re: Safari Willow...in the sketchy-flesh
PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:30 am 
She's such an adorable intrepid explorer :)



The latest chapter was interesting. Clarified some of what Tara's going through, it's not difficult to see how she'd have a problem passing a to-the-death rite of passage. And poor Willow being manhandled (womanhandled?) and chained up. At least she's keeping her wits about her and observing rather than just ranting and raving. A meeting between the two is immenant, and no doubt Tara won't be able to bring herself to kill this gorgeous redhead when Willow's dropped in her lap. But how will the tribe react?



Did you get my email, by the way? 'Chris Cook' is me - I always forget I don't have a signature here, and am just 'Artemis' :) I'd still very much like to host Tar'airah on Looking-glass (alia.customer.netspace.ne...lass.htm), as well as your Safari Willow drawing to go with it. And certainly any scantily-clad Amazon Tara you might produce!



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 Post subject: Re: Safari Willow...in the sketchy-flesh
PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 2:29 am 
oh again a very great update! it´s so thrilling, and a boy...willow must look like a boy? what happened? :lol

so what is tara doing? :pride



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 Post subject: Re: Safari Willow...in the sketchy-flesh
PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:58 am 
Well, firstly I must tell you that the update made me go: "ooohhh... and the plot thickens" - no really, I actually said that in my head/semi-out-loud. The helmet and the mud-covered everything that is Willow must come in handy when accidentally - and quite possibly, fatally - disguising herself as a boy. And btw... Eek!



Anyway, onto more happier things...that sketch is wonderful :D I can see how it could be conducive to creative-juices-a-flowin'



Is it okay if I have this semi-vision of the disney version of Tarzan in my head when picturing the surroundings and the era they are in now? I can so see Willow as a Minnie Driver type animated Jane. And not that I'm saying that Tara is a scantily glad tree-swinger ... but hey - whatever makes me happy.



In the words of Giles: please, do continue, oh wonderful bardgirl :)

x Tinna Karen



"You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way outta this one." - Willow in Pangs



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 Post subject: Re: Safari Willow...in the sketchy-flesh
PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 7:30 am 
I'm lovin' it!



Oh and guess what? my name is Thea. that makes me head amazon right?? so WHY am I OLD and SAGGY!? I mean it's bad enough being called 'Grandmother Thea' pfff... I know I'm not looking forward to it in like 50 years!

oh and I READ about the insults! The amazon-logic, you were talking about, so BEHAVE!

lol,

anyway, since I'm the Amazon Queen, I order you to update, how's that???



okay, I know I have a Power-control problem, I'll take care of it next time!



~Arwen/Thea/Amazon Queen

Hear That Baby? You're My Always... Willow



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 Post subject: Re: Safari Willow...in the sketchy-flesh
PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:14 am 
Niiiiiiiiice Sketch. I'll tell ya, If I was requested to sketch something, it would be stick figures with big heads and eyes. Looking like something out of "The Ring"....



What a horrible movie...



Anyways...



Im laughing my arse off over the "kill the boy" part. Poor Wills.



Continue, its awesome as always.



Sincerely,

:flower BWR

***

If homosexuals dont reproduce, why are there so many of them?-Jim David



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