Short Fics by tarawhipped (UPDATED 6/2/07)

[wimpy0729]

Hey Cameron, this was so funny I'm gonna spell this out. I was Laughing Out Loud!



Faith looking eleven months pregnant and Oz calling Xander a stud, OMG, so hilarious. And Wesley and Giles, I always thought they were both a little crooked.



Great job! Can't wait for the next part.



Wimpy



"There was plenty of magic." ~ Tara

[EasierSaid]

*snicker* Love to picture the look on old reliable dog geyser person's face while all of this is going on. I almost expected her to start saying 'dream, dream, this has to be a... is Percy wearing lipstick?' Good stuff! Can't wait for more.

[DreamsToDream]

Seriously! Soooo Funny!And Tara As The Slayer? Too Hot!!

I Luvs It!

D2D





Oh Wouldn't It Be Wonderful If I Turned Out To Be A Homosexual?!! - Stewie Griffen Family Guy

[Wired vixen]

OMG i love these lil stories! dude you rule!! keep them coming! Brilliance....



Stace xXx

[charmedwitchtara]

Hey cameron, your short stories rule. They are so funny. you should seriously think about turning Dopeygayland into a long story. It would seriously be good.







mel.xxx

[tarawhipped]

Hi Kittens! Thanks for all the feedback on Part 1! Part 2, or as I like to call it, The Part With the SEX!, will be up next, but here’s some responses first.



hermitfish: Hiya, Cyd! Glad you emerged from under your rock. Willow’s gonna get some eye-opening experiences, that’s for sure!


WickedReds: I’m so glad you’re enjoying it Reds! I did owe you a smutty short, didn’t I? Well, smutty goodness up next. The “what happens now” will be covered in Part 3, which isn’t written yet, so I dunno what’ll happen (tho I have a couple of ideas). “Flaming gay Oz” is a direct result of seeing the first ten minutes of a bad film in which Seth Green was playing, well, flaming gay. Then I just made him act like Anya.


YunaMaClay: Thank you so much. Giles & Wes, well…birds of a feather, right? Willow’s had some shocks, but she’ll be, err…adapting…a little in the next part. And I forgot about poor Larry!!! Bad me!


behindhereyes: Awww, thanks Kim. I actually started this one over a month ago, but lost my sense of humor in all the serious political goings-on. Gotta laugh though, so I’m glad you like.


wimpy0729: Wimpy, I LOVE making you laugh! And I just had to put in there that even though everybody’s gay, Faith is still omnisexual. And hey, did you notice that this was your post #666?!


EasierSaid: You know, one of the things that’s so much fun about writing fan fics for other devotees is knowing that people can picture the expressions (especially Willow’s, cause AH was so expressive). Your Percy thought had me belly-laughing…maybe I should hook him up with Larry…


DreamsToDream: Thanks D2D! I’ve read a couple of Slayer Tara stories, and the thought of butchy fightin’ badass Tara is friggin’ …glad others agree.


Wired vixen: Thank you Stace—YOU rule for leaving me feedback! Part 2 up next…


charmedwitchtara: Thanks mel! I love doing shorts, and the responses make it all worthwhile. Dopey’s currently planned as just the 3 parts, but who knows? If I keep getting clever ideas from other kittens, the silliness may continue…

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What should I be but just what I am? - Edna St.Vincent Millay

[tarawhipped]

Title: Dopeygayland (Part 2 of 3)

Author: Tarawhipped (Cameron)

Email: tarawhipped@hotmail.com

Rating: NC-17

Disclaimer: All characters are the property of Joss Whedon/Mutant Enemy

Feedback: Love it, want it, crave it!

Distribution: Sure, just tell me where so I can visit!

Notes: Set during Doppelgangland. Anya’s spell to get her necklace back sends Willow to an alternate universe, but NOT the one from the show. Our plucky redheaded heroine discovers that things are just a wee bit different there.





Spike twirled Drusilla around the lair, grinning evilly.


“Won’t be long now, pet. Once the Slayer finds her girlfriend’s remains, she’ll be an easy mark.”


“And then we’ll feast on lemon lollies,” Drusilla nonsensically proclaimed in a sing-song voice.


“Whatever you desire, my sweet.”


“And when the Slayer’s gone, we can kill Angel,” Dru sighed. Spike thrust her away angrily.


“I told you never to speak his name…Andrew.”


Dru stopped twirling immediately and trained cold furious eyes on Spike.


“DON’T CALL ME THAT, WILLIAM,” the suddenly baritone voice yelled back.





After several more assurances regarding her mental wellbeing, Willow took her leave of the library and went straight home, her eyes nervously darting around at the dark, deserted streets. The redhead breathed a sigh of relief upon reaching her house and finding it exactly as it should be. She called out to her parents, but they were absent as usual.


Just as well…it may be a little hard to explain two Willows. I’m not sure they would buy the ‘wacky identical cousin’ story.


Thirty minutes later, Willow leaned heavily against the doorframe of ‘her’ room. Between the black walls, carpet, and ceiling she hadn’t at first been able to see much, but on closer inspection…


Okay, so I’m some sort of Mistress of Pain dominatrix…and apparently shop exclusively at Dungeons ‘R’ Us and Victoria’s Secret Skank…


She looked again in dismay at the large wrought-iron bed placed squarely in the middle of the room, each of the four posts adorned with chains and restraints. While the bed was disturbing on its own, it was what she found on the bed that had Willow’s stomach flipping. When she’d turned on the light, the dusty silhouette was plainly visible…and clearly Willow-shaped. Her knees had gone wobbly and she’d sat down without thinking.


I can’t believe I’m a vampire! Well, not me, but…that does explain the chains…and the wardrobe…but…hey, someone staked me in my own bed! That’s just…oh!…I sat on my leg, she realized, jumping to her feet and brushing dust off of her bottom. Considering her options, Willow looked to the door, then back at the bed, finally rushing forward to ball up the bedspread and stuff it into the closet. She walked to the door and leaned against the frame, where she stayed until a hand on her shoulder made her shriek and spin around.


“Little jumpy, are you, lover?”


Willow grimaced as she tried unsuccessfully to calm her racing heartbeat, then smiled shyly at the blonde. Darkening blue eyes roamed over the redhead’s body, and Willow crossed her arms self-consciously.


“Mmmm…you’ve really got the act down, sweetie. I could just eat…you…up,” Tara purred, punctuating each word as she sashayed up to the redhead and ran her hands possessively down Willow’s arms.


“Look, Tara? There’s something you should know,” Willow stated as forcefully as she could, backing away from the blonde, who followed her step for step. As her legs hit the mattress and she realized she was trapped, Willow let out a small squeak. Tara pressed her body into the redhead’s, her hands caressing up the smaller woman’s sides until her thumbs could just brush the sides of Willow’s breasts. The redhead felt her legs go weak and she moaned despite herself. When she felt warm lips just below her ear, she raised her own arms to encircle the blonde’s waist.


“Hmmm…you wanted to tell me something Willow?” Tara murmured into the girl’s neck, snaking one hand between their bodies to squeeze a firm breast.


“Uhhh…yuh-huhhh…I’m…not…ohhhh god…Taraaa…I’M A VIRGIN!”


The blonde’s head jerked back and Willow looked into sparkling blue eyes, seeing the flash of delighted surprise quickly turn to pure lust.


“Oh, Willow…YESSS!” Tara growled, shoving the redhead back onto the mattress and quickly straddling her legs.


Willow sat up, fully intending to protest until she felt firm hands rub up her chest and she fell back onto the bed with a whimper. As Willow gazed helplessly into heavy-lidded blue eyes, Tara gripped the neckline of the fuzzy sweater and ripped it down the middle, earning a gasp from the redhead. The blonde lifted herself to the prone girl’s side to hastily pull down the short skirt, then spread Willow’s legs to kneel between them, grinning deliciously as she ran her hands up the redhead’s tights. She pulled the leggings off in one smooth motion and threw them over her shoulders, running her tongue over parched lips as she admired her lover’s nearly nude body.


“I thought you liked the outfit,” Willow mumbled lamely as she arched her back into insistent hands.


“New game,” Tara stated breathlessly into the redhead’s ear as she leaned over the girl’s body. “Virgin sacrifice.”


Willow felt the drip between her legs turn into a faucet at the huskily whispered words, and she shuddered in excitement. Once Tara had removed Willow’s underwear, she walked slowly around the bed, securely attaching wrists and ankles to leather cuffs. Willow gulped.


“Is something wrong, sweetie?” Tara asked quietly. “Don’t you want to play?”


Willow knew she should explain the situation, but as Tara shrugged off her leather jacket and peeled off her t-shirt and bra, the redhead found herself non-verbal for the first time in her life. She nodded her head enthusiastically as Tara placed a foot up on the side of the bed and began unlacing her combat boot. The redhead was salivating as she watched one, then the other removed, then the jeans…


Ooh…commando!


Tara climbed back onto the bed and again straddled the redhead’s waist, blonde curls tickling Willow’s stomach as she rocked her hips back and forth. Hands and mouth attacked Willow’s breasts with fervor as Tara slid down to thrust against one lucky thigh.


Oh…oh wow…this is…wow…hands!…hands in new places!…oh, yeah…right there…hey…where’s it going…


Willow arched again with what little mobility she now had, trying to follow the retreating digits and looking up at Tara expectantly.


“Hmm…I don’t think someone’s ready to be sacrificed.”


“What?! Yes I am!…ready…and willing…yessirree,” Willow insisted, bouncing her butt for emphasis.


Tara reprimanded the eager hips with a playful slap and leaned over, letting her breasts hover just above Willow’s pouting mouth. With a grin and a lick of her lips, the redhead captured one mound in her lips, enthusiastically tonguing the nipple until it plopped out and was replaced by the other. Tara moaned and writhed as her pussy dripped onto Willow’s stomach. Pulling away from the oral attentions, she slid up Willow’s chest, then back down one leg and up the other, smearing her juices all over the redhead’s body before lifting herself off the bed to contemplate the sight in front of her.


“That’s better,” she decided. “Now that you’ve been properly anointed…” she trailed off, moving to one of several black trunks along one wall. Willow stretched her head up to peek at the blonde, who rummaged through the box, looked over her shoulder, smiled sweetly, then turned to rummage some more. Willow’s eyes grew wide, remembering what she’d seen in that particular trunk.




Fifteen minutes later…


“Ahhhhh!” Willow moaned.




Another twenty-two minutes later…


“Ohhh…baby…OHHHH!”




Still thirty-eight minutes later…


“OH FUCK YES! Give it to me!”




Two hours and nine minutes later…


“Mmpphhggrrbbblllseerfg…*pant*…uuuuh…*pant*…no…*pant*…more…*pant*


Tara collapsed onto Willow, the dildo sliding out with a wet plop. As racing hearts and ragged breathing returned to normal, Tara released the restraints and wrapped Willow in her arms. The redhead lazily trailed circles around one nipple with her index finger.


“So, um, Tara? I probably should have said something earlier, but what with the, um, sacrificing and all…which was VERY nice…but the thing is…I’m, uh…not who you think I am…I mean, I’m…Willow…but…your Willow…who…did you know she was a vampire?…well, she was, er…staked.”





TBC

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What should I be but just what I am? - Edna St.Vincent Millay

[wimpy0729]

Okay...where is Dopeygayland and how do I get there?



I mean come on...leather restraints, Willow's shirt rippage, Tara going commando and then the annointing and the virgin sacrifice...sounds like a nice place for a vacation. I'm going to go call AAA, get a trip-tik and start making the arrangements.



Great fun! More soon please!



Wimpy



"There was plenty of magic." ~ Tara

[WickedReds]

HAHA... yeah smutty goodness is right...

... andrew...

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“New game,” Tara stated breathlessly into the redhead’s ear as she leaned over the girl’s body. “Virgin sacrifice.”

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WHOA!!!

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Mmmm ... hehe yeah

Ooo yeah what wimpy said... where is it and how do we get there....hehe



-reds



Mein Banane tanzt für Schmutz

Smutbunny Anthem: *sung to tune from Goldfinger* Smutbunnies...they'e the bunnies, the bunnies that love the smut...and Willow's butt. They surf for smut fiction...always lookin' for the next naked sweaty fix...of Tara's tits.- Written By Cameron(tarawhipped) For Us Smut Bunnies

[YunaMaClay]

ROFL!!!!! Heh great update. Loved the Spike and Drusilla/Andrew thing Loved the whole virgin sacrifice scene Heh and afterwards with Willow telling Tara that she's not her Willow... LOL can't wait for the next part... loving it

Down once more to the dungeon of my black despair! Down we plunge to the prison of my mind! Down that path into darkness deep as hell!-- Phantom (PotO)

[KiSsWiLLoW4Me]

WOW!! OH MY GODESSES !! That was H-O-T! update pls!!



btw, the previous stories are so funny. tears were even forming from the corner of my eyes!! need more!!



NiCkY

Willow : Kiss Rocks? Why would anyone want to kiss rocks... Oh wait, I get it.



Willow : [threatening to use magic] You've seen what we can do. Another step and you will all feel my power.

Buffy : What are you gonna do, float a pencil at them?

[EasierSaid]

*snortle* (that's a snicker/chortle, if you don't know) Oh lord almighty. The Dru baritone cracked me up something fierce and the whole, with the bed, and the, and then the... whew. Goodbye, virginity! Eagerly anticipating the next bit. Lordy.

[hermitfish]

Way to go Willow the Explorer ...gettin' some action before revealing that insy-weensy, teeny-tiny important detail. And Tara the Layer...I mean Slayer...could you tell her there are some vamps outside my apartment building? Cause I would be ever so grateful if she turned up.



~Cyd

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Won't you come in for a moment? I don't bite, you know - unless it's called for.

~Audrey Hepburn in Charade 1963

[charmedwitchtara]

That was totally hot, you should have seen my face while i read the second part, It was something along the lines of this



I think i'm experiencing some vampire problems right by my house too, I think i need Tara to come over and help me.



I cant wait for the next part but seriously i was like in that last part. Keep up the good work



Mel, XXX

[behindhereyes]

Holy shit...that was excellent . I can't help but wonder if the inside of your head contains..roller-coasters...tilt-a-whirl...freaky side shows...comedy club...x-rated movies...fun house...whatever's in there... I LOVE IT .



behindhereyes

Kim

"To the world, you may be one person; but to one person, you may be the world"

[tarawhipped]

Hello again Kittens! Back with the conclusion of Dopeygayland. I LOVE the responses, and may be inspired to write at least one more part to this. But first, feedback for part 2…



wimpy0729: Um, sorry Wimpy, but Dopeygayland is in my head, and there’s already enough voices in there without letting you in. Try Provincetown.


WickedReds: Hey! *cracks whip* No smutbunnies ganging up on me! *crack* You both stay where you are and keep reading *crack*


YunaMaClay: Yuna, I’m glad you liked. I originally had a Spike/Angel match in mind, but realized Dru would make a lovely drag queen. Thanks r.e. the ‘sacrifice.’ It was a little more raunch (implied at least) than I usually write, but it was fun!


KiSsWiLLoW4Me: Thank you NiCkY! Glad you’re digging my shorts. Umm…that’s not what I…anyway, more now!


EasierSaid:

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*snortle* (that’s a snicker/chortle)

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Don’t they make a Snortle McFlurry? Glad you like Dru—she’s one of my favorite characters, and this is the first time I’ve gotten to play with her. So, Heather, I’ve completed an entire fic since you’ve updated Neverland…*crack*…that displeases me


hermitfish:

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Tara the Layer

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Hey, Willow TRIED to explain! It’s not her fault she was seduced first! Ah, you’re just jealous Cyd.

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could you tell her there are some vamps outside my apartment

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NO! Go write your own Layer—Slayer! I meant Slayer! Mine’s busy.


charmedwitchtara: Thanks, Mel, glad you liked it enough to cause a drool puddle on your keyboard. As I told Cyd, though, Slayer Tara doesn’t make house calls. Plus I think you’re both fibbing about your vampire infestations.


behindhereyes: Well, Kim, since you asked…


Contents of Cam’s head:

-small blob of irrational fears

-huge stockpile of useless trivia

-shattered dreams of basketball career (circa ’83, achieved max. height 5’2”)

-several foreign swear words

-big lesbian imagination



On to the fic…thanks to everyone reading and feedbacking (is that a word?)

-Cameron

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What should I be but just what I am? - Edna St.Vincent Millay

[tarawhipped]

Title: Dopeygayland (Part 3 of 3)

Author: Tarawhipped (Cameron)

Email: tarawhipped@hotmail.com

Rating: NC-17

Disclaimer: All characters are the property of Joss Whedon/Mutant Enemy

Feedback: Love it, want it, crave it!

Distribution: Sure, just tell me where so I can visit!

Notes: Set during Doppelgangland. Anya’s spell to get her necklace back sends Willow to an alternate universe, but NOT the one from the show. Our plucky redheaded heroine discovers that things are just a wee bit different there.





“You know?! Wait…know she was a vampire or know she’s dead…er?”


Willow sat up and looked down at Tara, who linked her hands behind her head and sighed.


“Both. I ran into Spike and Drusilla earlier and they told me. Apparently they couldn’t wait for me to find the dust on my own.”


“Spike? Spike is here?”


“Nooo…Spike and his nutcase ‘girlfriend’ are blowin’ in the wind.”


“Wow…you poofed them? Just like that? You make it sound so easy.”


“It’s kinda what I do, ya know?”


“Well, yeah, it’s just that in my dimension…”


“Oh, please don’t tell me I’m having a hard time with that peroxide queen,” the Slayer groaned.


“Uhhh,” Willow stammered. “No, not you, cause you’re not the Slayer there, actually.”


“Really? Who is?”


“Um…well…Buffy…and Faith…it’s a long story,” Willow admitted as Tara rolled onto her side and clutched her stomach as she burst out laughing.


“BUFFY is the Slayer?! Buffy the Vampire Slayer! That’s…holy fuck…that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard!”


“Yeah, funny…can we get back to the part where you knew other-me was a vampire and you were dating her?”


“What, that’s never happened where you’re from?”


“Uhhh…”


Willow’s reddening face answered the question quite well, and the blush only spread as Tara sat up and scooted closer to the redhead, stroking her thigh with slender fingers. Willow closed her eyes and slumped into the other girl’s body as Tara spoke, her voice low, her breath hot on Willow’s ear.


“I had every intention of killing the vampire. I followed her relentlessly…trailed her as she stalked her prey…sparred with her when I prevented her from feeding…she was so wild when she fought, so full of…not life, I guess…but something…passionate. It became a game…me following…her attacking someone…me stepping in…it was bound to lead to sex one day, and it did.”


“And everyone was just okay with that?”


“God no,” Tara laughed. “It took a few months and a lot of taming before anyone else would be in the same room with her.”


“Taming?” Willow squeaked.


“OH yeah,” Tara purred, grinning lopsidedly at Willow. “She was quite the fuck buddy when she was wild, but MUCH too unpredictable. Most vampires wouldn’t stand for being a Slayer’s pet, but I think she secretly enjoyed being a sub. She’d still rebel on occasion, though…tried to eat Wesley once…and Cordelia, well…I have to admit I kinda let that happen.”


Willow’s eyes bulged and her mouth hung open as Tara continued.


“So if people were a little weird with you earlier, it’s probably cause they figured you were pretending, just to get a quick bite in.”


“So you knew all along that I wasn’t her?”


“Pretty much,” Tara admitted with a casual shrug. “You blushed.”


“Huh?”


“When I walked into library and you were checking out my tits. You blushed. Vampires don’t.”


“I wasn’t…I didn’t…” the redhead crossed her arms defiantly. “And…HEY!…so you knew, and you cheated on me?! Her…cheated on…you know what I mean!”


Willow’s indignant inner self protested vehemently when Tara’s hand crept up her thigh to tangle in red curls, but her still aroused outer self wouldn’t let her slap it away.


“Well, you see, MY Willow wouldn’t have minded. In fact…she probably would have joined in.”


“But that’s just…eww,” Willow concluded.


“Oh, jeez, let me guess,” Tara chuckled, “your Tara’s not the adventurous type, is she? Probably some granola-eating, flowery skirt-wearing, Goddess-worshipping goody-goody. I met one once,” Tara scoffed. Noticing Willow’s confused expression she raised an eyebrow. “What?”


“I don’t have a Tara,” the redhead stated sadly, bowing her head. “I have an…Oz…but we haven’t…you know.”


“Oh. OH! So then…when you said you were a…you meant you really were a...and straight?…oh shit.”


“NO! It’s fine,” Willow interjected, holding Tara’s hand in place as the blonde tried to pull away. “More than fine…finey mcfine fine, even. I’m…I’m really glad it happened. I had a crush on this teacher last year…and I thought maybe…but then Oz—who isn’t so girly in my dimension—but I’m not…”


Willow stopped trying to explain and simply grabbed Tara and kissed her, pushing her back down. The redhead grinned wickedly as she lifted herself on all fours and began backing slowly down Tara’s body, planting kisses as she went.


“Sooo…I’m almost ceretain…ever since you kissed me…and the other stuff, well…but I think…just to be certain…I’m gonna need to…confirm my hypothesis…with a little…scientific evidence.”


“Scien…tific?” Tara gasped as Willow settled between her spread legs.


“Mm-hm…you know…response to stimuli…cause and effect,” the redhead remarked before parting wet lips and brushing a fingertip over the blonde’s swollen clit. She smiled as Tara’s hips jerked.


“Interesting reaction,” she commented before diving in earnestly.




Twelve minutes, forty-two seconds later…


“Oh, yeah,” Willow sighed happily, a big goofy smirk on her sticky face. “I’m a dyke.”


“I’ll say,” Tara agreed heartily.


Before the redhead could crawl back up to snuggle, a flash of light startled both girls, who blinked at the sight of someone standing next to the bed. Tara leapt up with Slayer speed, grabbed the woman by the throat, and slammed her against the wall.


“ANYA!” Willow shouted. “Don’t you knock?!”


“You know her?” Tara asked, looking back at the redhead incredulously and relaxing her grip.


“Yeah, she’s the reason I’m here,” Willow accused, frowning when she realized she should be thanking the demon instead of scowling at her.


“Good, so it is you,” Anya stated, straightening her collar. “Do you have any idea how many friggin’ dimensions they’ve sent me to looking for you? Didn’t expect to find you like this, though,” she said smugly. Willow quickly hid behind Tara, who continued to stare down the demon, thoroughly unabashed in her nudity.


“They’re looking for me?”


“Well, duh!…when they’re not blaming me,” she muttered quietly. “So put on some clothes and let’s go.”


“But I like it here,” Willow said, smiling shyly at Tara.


“Oh for crying out loud! Evil Mayor…Ascension…any of this ring a bell?! We’re going.”


“I don’t wanna,” Willow pouted.


“Willow,” Tara murmured, leading the girl away from Anya and placing her hands on the redhead’s shoulders. “You have to go back—no, don’t argue—they need you there.”


“But I’ll never see you again,” Willow lamented with a sniffle.


“Noo, but there’s a Tara somewhere in your reality who’s probably just sitting around waiting for a Willow to show up and sweep her off her feet. You don’t want to disappoint her, do you?”


Willow threw herself into Tara’s arms and kissed her fiercely. Before she stepped away, Tara leaned in to whisper in her ear.


“After you’ve got her…do that buzzing thing with your lips…on her…you know…she’ll like that…trust me.”





At the Bronze…


“Will! Changing the look not an idle threat with you,” Xander remarked, his wide eyes taking in the sight of his best friend clad entirely in leather. “Oz is a lucky guy.”


“Oh, we broke up,” Willow said, smiling brightly. “And the look isn’t the only thing that’s changed.”





The End (or not)

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What should I be but just what I am? - Edna St.Vincent Millay

[WickedReds]

Hey watch where that whip lands...*rubs tail*

Okay... OMG!!! TARA DIRTY MOUTH!!! AHHHH!!!

mmm she said fuck

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“Oh, yeah,” Willow sighed happily, a big goofy smirk on her sticky face. “I’m a dyke.”

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... AHHHH FUCK YEAH... I say so too... hehe OMG the images hehehe...

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And the look isn’t the only thing that’s changed.

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No shit... hehe Ahhhh!!! cam that was smuttaluscious



-reds



Mein Banane tanzt für Schmutz

Smutbunny Anthem: *sung to tune from Goldfinger* Smutbunnies...they'e the bunnies, the bunnies that love the smut...and Willow's butt. They surf for smut fiction...always lookin' for the next naked sweaty fix...of Tara's tits.- Written By Cameron(tarawhipped) For Us Smut Bunnies

[EasierSaid]

Ah, poor Willow... back to the 'real world' for you, little Miss Lesbian! Very smutty, with a sweet little bit thrown in toward the end...

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“Noo, but there’s a Tara somewhere in your reality who’s probably just sitting around waiting for a Willow to show up and sweep her off her feet. You don’t want to disappoint her, do you?”

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Great job Cameron!

[hidden watson]

Now that's some ending, so much smutty goodness packed into such a small parcel of update-y ... goodness.



Though I can't help but raise an eyebrow at the flippant way Slayer-Tara got over the dusting of her Willow, but that's probably a side effect of living in the Wishverse.



My favorite part:

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[hermitfish]

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NO! Go write your own Layer—Slayer! I meant Slayer! Mine’s busy.

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Awww...no Tara Sharin' (starts to pout...realizes I am totally unconvincing). I will forgive you only cause I really enjoyed the story. Score one for the scientific method.



~Cyd

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What is love but whatever my heart needs around

~Trespassers William

[wimpy0729]

I'm putting in a request for more Dopeygayland!



That was awesome, with all the smutty goodness and a touch of sweetness. Sad that Willow had to go home and leave Slayer-Tara. But now she's a woman who knows what she wants. Ooh, only goodness can ensue!



More soon please!



Wimpy





"There was plenty of magic." ~ Tara

[charmedwitchtara]

As i said b4. You really should continue dopeygayland it was so good.

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As I told Cyd, though, Slayer Tara doesn’t make house calls. Plus I think you’re both fibbing about your vampire infestations.

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That is not true. Well i dunno about Cyd but I really do have a vampire problem.Also I can't call my own Tara Layer... drat Slayer I mean Slayer, because she keeps going out with Willow but seeing as your Tara Layer... crap i did it again , SLAYER, has lost her willow she will have more time and can come and help me with my vamp problem.



Mel. XXX

[veiled isis moon]

Very, very cool.......and Tara taking advantage of poor inocent Willow with th.............then again, didn't really see Willow complain much........her mouth was too busy doing something else......hehe.....

[behindhereyes]

Pant..Pant...Pant, you really cannot leave me like this...I'm so close ...almost...almost...damn-it... write more...write quickly!!



Bribery isn't outta the question...name it .



Absolutely gotta love anyone who can write stuff like this .



behindhereyes

Kim

"To the world, you may be one person; but to one person, you may be the world"

[KiSsWiLLoW4Me]

OMG! OMG! that was.. OMG!! i can't think of anything to say!

Tara said FUCK!! ooh.. naughty Tara. i hope there's more! i'm begging you to write some more!! i'm lovin' it!! i'm here...



BTW, that was a great update!

Willow : Kiss Rocks? Why would anyone want to kiss rocks... Oh wait, I get it.



Willow : [threatening to use magic] You've seen what we can do. Another step and you will all feel my power.

Buffy : What are you gonna do, float a pencil at them?

[pipsberg]

Hey, me again. Doppelgangland is one of my all time favorite BtVS episodes. I really love you giving it this twist. I usually don't enjoy short stories because I don't become involved enough in them to care. However, yours are great! I'm really loving them and especially the naughty bits... cause the naughty bits are always the best Please keep these coming when you are inspired!

-pipsberg



"We live our lives, do whatever we do, and then we sleep - it's as simple and ordinary as that."

Michael Cunningham, The Hours

[tarawhipped]

Hi everybody! Since I don’t know when I’ll be updating in this thread, and it’s already been bumped up, I thought I’d stop by and respond to feedback. In general, thanks for all the wonderful remarks, and there will be more Dopeygayland in the future (I’ve got two more stories in mind, tentatively titled “Dopeygayland Strikes Back” and “Spawn of Dopeygayland”), but it may be awhile.



WickedReds: Thanks Reds, glad you liked the more assertive Tara…she was fun to write. Smuttaluscious?! Good word! Sorry about your tail…*heehee*…*crack!*


EasierSaid: Thanks Heather. Glad you liked the sweetness as well as the smut, and didn’t think it too sappy (I’m such a sap, but Willow had to go home).


hidden watson: Yeah, I had a bit of a conundrum with Slayer Tara’s lackadaisical attitude towards dusted Vamp Willow but hey, Vamp Willow was evil, technically. That issue will be addressed in the sequel, whenever I get around to it.


hermitfish: I’m sure your pout is very convincing, Cyd, I just can’t see it (why isn’t there a pout smilie?). Yay scientific method! Among other things, my year and a half as a science major makes me feel very akin to nerdy Willow, and who says science can’t be used for more…interesting…research?!


wimpy0729: I’m very happy you liked it, Wimpy, and I wish I could say I’m working on more, but I’m not (yet). Willow does know what she wants, though, and will seek it out in the sequel.


charmedwitchtara: Thanks Mel. More someday. Your logic is compelling r.e. Slayer Tara helping you with your obviously very serious vamp problem. But the answer is still no. I’m so mean. *heehee*


veiled isis moon: Thank you for your comments. I wanted to make it clear that Willow was pretty darn okay with everything happening to her, so you’re right, she didn’t protest too much. Who would??


behindhereyes: Ummm…errr…well…uhhh…TOO MUCH PRESSURE, KIM! I do write fast, but have ideas veeerrrryyyyy sslllooooowwwwlllyyyy. Sorry to leave you hanging, but that’s it for now.


KiSsWiLLoW4Me: OMG! You are so sweet! It’s really funny when swearing-Tara gets so much attention, but I totally get it. It threw me for a loop when I saw Latter Days and AB said fuck, but it was kinda hot. More at some future point in time.


pipsberg: Hey, you again! Doppelgangland’s one of my faves too, and I’ve enjoyed other fics that have used the crossover idea. I’m glad you liked the shorts, though I get what you mean. The good thing about them is that you don’t have to worry about getting all sucked into a compelling story only to find it unfinished and not updated for ages. OH! But I wasn’t referring to YOU, pips! *heehee* Seriously, no pressure intended, I know you’ve had more important things, but I just had to sneak that in there coz I miss your writing so much.


Until next time!

-Cameron

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What should I be but just what I am? - Edna St.Vincent Millay

[terra21]

*Jumping up and down* "More Dopeygayland!"



Funny stuff Cam.



terra

"You two are the two who are the two. I'm the other one." - Willow

[umgaynow]

Damn, Cam!!!!!



I knew there was a reason I liked you OH YEAH!