Top Ten:You know you've been reading to much fan fic when..

[blameburner]

Or how about when you start dreaming about fanfic storylines except with people and/or places from your RL?



Tell me how much therapy I'm going to need for dreaming about being in the truckstop scene from AD with me as Anya, my college best friend as Tara (neither one of which makes sense at all), and my father as Mac? Yikes!

[sheila wt]

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Or how about when you start dreaming about fanfic storylines except with people and/or places from your RL?

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If we need therapy for this, I might as well just let them take me to an asylum or something.



I can't count how many times I dreamed with oh so many smutty scenes I read here with me and my gf instead of our two lovely wiccans... What can I say? It's inspirational.

Sheila

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“Come and put the ‘hot’ in my tub.” Tara winked as she whispered. ("Bookmarks & Broomsticks" by The Rainbow Writers)

[Mrs Vertigo]

How ‘bout:



When you’re watching an episode and all you see is potential paragraphs of narrative.



Seriously happened to me. It’s embarrassing. All of a sudden thinking things like “nah, that’d never work as a Willow babble!”

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Tara: "I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad... it's depressing."

[vmpIrslAr]

when you start replying to "top 10 reasons"....



And from personal experience.... going crossed eyed and using your fingers to keep your eyelids open cuz you don't know how 3 am crept up on you when it was only early afternoon when you turned on your computer AND you have classes at 8 am every day.

VmpIrslAr out.



"she's my everything."

[the vamp nurd]

And you stay in your room way too long and when your mother family etc ask where you been, "Sunnydale" is your answer.

[umadamber]

...u cancel a driving leason in case someones updated, cos u just got to know if the baby's alright!!!

Anya: Anyway, I took the money from working for Giles, then I tripled it.
Tara: Triple? Like first money, then money, money, money?
Anya: Yes, I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.money, then money, money, money?
Anya: Yes, I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.

[tommo]

When you start to laugh at jokes in fics you've read and everyone wants in on what's so funny and...you just can't tell them.

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"Squish. Squish. Squish."

[Sheridan]

.You're watching pre 'Hush' eps and you keep wondering when Tara is going to turn up...

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Willow: ...I have to tell you....

Tara: No, I understand you have to be with the
person you l-love

Willow: I am

[ruby]

When you and your gf have an honest-to-goodness argument in which you try to empirically prove that W/T is hotter than J/7.

Smashed. Wrecked. Gone.

[tommo]

When you're reading a fic and thinking, yeah, but this is so much better than the show...

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"Squish. Squish. Squish."

[saule77]

"Doctor, my friends threaten to send me to a "FanFiction Anonymous" group, is it bad?

Also, I keep a document with all the ongoing fics I'm reading at the moment (about 20...) so that I remember the plot when it's updated...

I have most of them downloaded anyway...

I have printed a good few of them too... bedtime reading and everything..."



"Well, my dear, I'm afraid this is a hopeless case. Your only salvation is.... for all these wonderful writers over at Pens to feed you with... MORE FANFIC!"



"Thanks Doctor, can I do my happy dance?"



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Everyone's getting spanked but me...

[XWickedXWiccan]

If that is the only way to help me than I'm with saule77 in doing the happy dance. I read to many fanfic I get so confused. Sometimes I reread the whole thing just for fun!! And I'm wondering if bugging people make them update faster?? Sign me up for FanFiction Anonymous while your at it!! WooHoo!!....did I just say woohoo??

Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love, the clarity of hatred, and the ecstacy of grief. It hurts sometimes more than we can bare. If we can live without passion maybe we'd know some peace. But we'd be hollow, empty rooms, shuttered, and dank, With out passion we'd truly be dead. Angel in "Passion"

[slayer747]

...when you find yourself rushing out of the classroom and pacing with tremendous speed towards the nearest internet cafe around the campus since the you think you cannot convince the librarian that what you are surfing through is really for your anatomy class and home isn't an option because that would mean you'd still have to drive for around 20 minutes and that would just take too long to find out whether Final Exam has been updated or not.... *longdeepbreath*

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"Sometimes things happen between people that you don't really expect. And sometimes the things that are important are the ones that seem the weirdest or the most wrong, and those are the ones that change your life." - Jessie "Once and Again"

[wiccangirl1]

YOU NOW ME SO WEL. ONLY I AM 13 SO I STAY DISTRACTED IN SCHOOL, AND YEAH I DO RIGHT A LOT OF FANFICTION. EITHER MY OWN OR SEQUELS TO THE OWNS I ALREADY READ.



+ tara

[the vamp nurd]

when your eyes glaze over when someone mentions, boiler rooms, libary, bed...

Willow (with pointy ears): "NO kissing and gay love?!!!! That's illogical!" The Sci-Fi Bard W/T trekkie ramblings.



Bardlet no #27



"Why Mother because I won't be baking cookies for the mental patients at the county Hospital?" Alex It's In The Water

[tommo]

vamp nurd.

"No cheese? Well, I brought you some. It's extra stinky." ~ New Cheese Rising

[EffieBlue]

When you've updated your sister on what's happening in Buffy and you realise by the bemused and scared look on her face that you've just told her the entire plot of Milestones and The Sidestep Chronicles.











"I Owe you cheese!" ~ Tough Cheese

[Ittybittykitty]

When you stay online all night in chat just to see who's updated instead of doing homeowork.

"Well, if you blew a hundred bucks, we'd better make it worth your while," Tara said dragging Willow back into the laundry room and closing the door.-Happily Ever After

[Jennpurr]

Mmmm, did someone mention a boiler room?







Don't forget the library cage. Everytime I watch Seasons 1-3 and see the library cage I start drooling and thinking very naughty thoughts. For the life of me, I can't understand why.



Jen

||My Fan Fiction and More!|| ||My Yahoo Group||
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"Oh! Every Christmas, we watch Charlie Brown together, and I do the Snoopy dance." Xander in, The Replacement

[some dark thing]

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tommo - When you're reading a fic and thinking, yeah, but this is so much better than the show...

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yeah, this happens all the time to me. that's not too much fanfiction though, is it? it's just common sense.



Jen, drooling over boiler rooms? hmmm... yup, no reason I can fathom. I wonder why I have the same reaction...

[Jennpurr]

Nope, no reason why I should be drooling over Broiler rooms. Nope!



Jen

||My Fan Fiction and More!|| ||My Yahoo Group||
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"Oh! Every Christmas, we watch Charlie Brown together, and I do the Snoopy dance." Xander in, The Replacement

[some dark thing]

ok, my "input"

*rolling eyes at myself*



you are told you can get mails when a thread is updated and you think that would be pointless because you log in at the Kitten Board more often than in your mail account.

[the vamp nurd]

oops.



Didn't mean to do that.



The vamp nurd.

Willow (with pointy ears): "NO kissing and gay love?!!!! That's illogical!" The Sci-Fi Bard W/T trekkie ramblings.



Bardlet no #27



"Why Mother because I won't be baking cookies for the mental patients at the county Hospital?" Alex It's In The Water

Edited by: the vamp nurd at: 6/3/03 1:26:35 am

[tommo]

Heh heh...stop that. It's embarrassing. I'd kind of forgotten that I'd written all that smutty stuff. Ahem. Ah well...if that's my legacy. Hee. How dreadful.



Incidentally, I know this isn't the right thread but hey ho, whatever...Jill, your signature is brilliant!!!



It won't be long. You know. Before the cheese takes over.



"I am you know."



"What?"



"Cheese."

"No cheese? Well, I brought you some. It's extra stinky." ~ New Cheese Rising

Edited by: tommo at: 6/3/03 1:29:05 am

[Domaris]

Ruth LMFAO @ your signature ..



See.. I'm still laughing.. damn extra-stinky cheese

"Rock my world!" - Gia

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes!" - Somebody

[WiccansIllusion]

Ruth, your torturing me with this cheese thing, I haven't eaten real cheese in almost a year and every time I sign on I crave it!

"love is touching souls" surely you touched mine 'cause part of you pours out of me in these lines from time to time-Joni Mitchell 'A case of You'

“Oh yeah,” Tara sighed in Willow’s ear. “I’m your bitch. I’m your girl. I’m your everything,” she panted. “Don’t you ever fucking forget it."- CN Winters

[tommo]

So I suppose my new sig won't help then...

"We can be strong."
"Strong like a Camembert?"
"Strong like a Camembert, right."

[EffieBlue]

LOL I'm thinking it doesn't help at all.











Glory: "I don't even want cheese. and I'm not talking about Cheddar, or Parmesan or Wensleydale or Edam. I'm talking about the whole cheese thing. It's disgusting. The cheese, the pickles, the crackers. I could crap a better snack than this." ~No Snack Like Cheese.

[tommo]

Ah, the cheese...the cheese!!!!



Today; a single thread. Tomorrow...the world!

"We can be strong."
"Strong like a Camembert?"
"Strong like a Camembert, right."

[the vamp nurd]

"The cheese will not help us."







"It's not easy being cheesy."



Sorry what was I on?



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Willow (with pointy ears): "NO kissing and gay love?!!!! That's illogical!" The Sci-Fi Bard W/T trekkie ramblings.



Bardlet no #27



"Why Mother because I won't be baking cookies for the mental patients at the county Hospital?" Alex It's In The Water