"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

This is a question pondered for many reasons but there’s one question never asked, does an axe scream when chopping down a tree?


This is Axe, introduced in Beauty & the Beast 2: The Enchanted Christmas. Which fails to achieve what Finding Dory succeeds, a prequel as a sequel. Naturally set at Christmas to shove it in audience’s faces on a yearly basis, you see a story of Belle trying to celebrate Christmas while under the Beasts imprisonment. She decides she’s going to make the Beast a book, for this she needs wood. Luckily there’s an axe servant handy. It answers the above question with a yes, axes do scream when chopping down a tree but as a joke to the axe wielder.

It makes me think how other objects act if sentient like the Beasts servants.

Do umbrellas cry when used in hail?



Do lost remotes lament that they are remote?



Does a knife cry when chopping onions?



Which brings us to this week’s poll –

“Would Tara use a sentient item?”

Yes – Consent on both sides.
No – Shuffling Tarot cards is like an assisted orgy.

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No. a plunger making tennis player noises would put her out of the job.

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