On the estimation that Gaston is 30 years of age, with the assumption of four dozen until he is 18 years of age and then 5 doesn’t thereafter. This amounts to an estimated total of 578580 eggs.

A hen at its peak will lay an egg a day. A Hen’s typical lifespan is 6-8 years however will only have the ability to lay eggs for 3-4 years.

A barge is very heavy.

An egg is 60 grams.1389 dozen eggs equates to one metric ton.

With this information provided please express how Gaston effected your lockdown baking experience.

Now use that expression to create a mathematic formula to back up your findings.


This is seemingly turning into a maths exam question. Can’t be dealing with that, although perhaps Willow would be interested. But can’t say it would make an interesting poll to guess the answer to a maths question.


Which brings us to this week’s poll –

Cups of Mocha – Caffeine god babble mode activated.
Bagels – Always a hole to fill.
Glasses of Eggnog – Gotta put work in for those Tara tummy rubs.
Bananas – Rebellions, Willow is leading a revolution of potassium presentation.
Pancakes – Change it each dozen with a different shape.
Her Own Words – Gee maybe I shouldn’t have told Tara to shut up when she aired legitimate concerns in a neutral way.
Waffles – Those little dips, how will they be filled.
Ice Cream Cones – Each lick off a nose she’s booped it on.
Pints of Pigs Blood – To dust an enemy you must know your enemy. Or hope they stay still while you go at them with the feather duster.
Cookies – It’s the KB so she’s baked in with Tara, no cookie dough here.
Chicken Breasts – She is a breast gal.
Side Salads – You are what you eat, not the main character.
Bowls of Popcorn – How many dozens before she’s got more kernels than teeth?
Other – Create a daily nightmare, cause explosive diarrhoea, raise some eyebrows, chose a healthier gut. Get metaphorical. You decide.

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Eggnog. Eating her own words would be good but I feel after the first dozen it’s just words with no meaning. Got to have some conviction, even humble pie gluttons require moderation. Eggnog seems to have dire effects but not all for nothing, there’s the tummy rubs at the end of it. I’m not a sadist.

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