Let them eat cake.
Frolicking through wheat fields
The clean plate club
Throughout the ages food has been a form/reason of rebellion. For Willow Rosenberg a banana is her rebellion of choice (if you ignore the self-destruction, Beelzebub and all that jazz). Never without a banana but she can control when to have the banana, but what if she was without banana?
I can neither confirm nor deny the subcontracting of a minion to write that last sentence and this one, banana!Which brings us to this week’s poll –
Which fruit would you make Willows new form of rebellion?
Tomato - Supporting Cordelia’s science fair thesis, anarchy!
Durian – Some countries won’t let them inside buildings but that doesn’t stop will eating it long before lunch time.
Apple – An apple a day keeps the doctor away, throwing health caution to the wind.
Banana - Some say it’s a herb so in fact not her rebellious fruit at all!
Strawberry - Turns out the emoji doesn’t mean strawberry, Do that in public Willow, scandalous.
Pumpkin – It’s not even spiced.
Grapes – She’s not even a patient.
Potato - Pretending a vegetable is a fruit, rebellious.
Cucumber – Rebellions often turn into pickles.
Dragon Fruit – Enough were killed back in the day for raging against the man, women and children.
Other – So many fruits, so much teenage rage.
Durian, purely want to see her bite into raw sewage. Would be effective on the people around her though.
Also its not the banana that is a herb, its the tree, the banana still counts as a fruit. If ever in a pub quiz.
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