Oh, mio padre, there's a ghost in my body, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe
Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe
Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe
Edgar Allan, Edgar Allan
Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe
Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe
Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe
Edgar Allan Poe
This earworm has wiggled into my brain and made me wonder, what if Willow and Tara had a ghost in their body? (out the gutter, you know who you are)
The scenario, Tara and Willow are playing with an Ouija board. They can select one person to inhabit the other person (Tara’s choice would possess Willows body, Willows choice would possess Tara’s body) to talk to for two minutes.
Which brings us to this week’s poll -
Who would Tara choose to talk to?
Principle Flutie – Maybe he’d have some last words that aren’t screams.
Jesse – Willow and Xander’s old friend, remember him?
Vamp Willow – Need an interesting discussion, easily bored.
Mayor Wilkins – The lengths required to talk to the council about the bin collection.
Jenny Calendar – Willow’s first magic teacher of sorts. She was a teacher.
Sandy – Innocents get involved sometimes.
Maggie Walsh – She might have the answers to next week’s test.
Glory – Press charges against the dead for GBH.
Ben – Find out the truth about Ben and Glory’s relationship. Pub quiz team?
Adam – Are human/demon/robot hybrids in the afterlife?
The Demon Biker Tara Axed – We have to stop meeting like this
Buffybot – Put the marzipan where now? She should have written down the recipe.
Miss Kittyfantasico – But is she dead or is it a case of 'if it fits it sits', in the afterlife.
Tara’s Mother – About that pocket money? Bills to pay.
Other – Lots of dead in Sunnydale.
Straight off the bat, I think Tara would have the awareness not to put a dangerous presence in her girlfriend.
That eliminates quite a few
Flutie, Buffybot, Miss Kitty - Feel like neutrals, no danger but no gain either
Her mother, while temping, I feel after everything with Buffy, that she would want to leave the dead where they are ideally.
Jesse, I doubt Tara knows anything about him, maybe in passing but seems like a shroud of silence thing.
That leaves Miss Calendar, which seems fitting. The way she died and what she meant to Willow and Giles. It could offer some closure to them and Tara doesn't know her personally, less impactful emotionally on herself.
Miss Calendar.