Makes you wonder if you'd prefer a speed run through your insides or the slow slide. This could create a two week poll, of does Willow want Tara in her insides at a bullet train pace or a molasses ooze down the side of a wall? and vice versa, but I feel that would be misinterpreted.
So we will move on to another critter we all know and people often visiting confessionals love. The spider.
Hmmhm, you know them in the corners of your house, making webs rent free and eating your supply of flies. meat is getting expensive, insects as food is apparently our future. Spiders are out to ruin human survival. Is it a leap, sure but spiders can leap so yeah, connections.
Much like humans they come in all shapes and sizes, some even missing limbs due to surviving a slipper bashing. I see you in that corner six leg Steve. Spider, not some dude who has gained four extra legs due to various means, he's in the pantry.
One of these shapes and sizes, or species as we assume they prefer to be denominated as, is the camel spider.
You take a nice little nap in the desert, wake up to a chunk of arm missing as a camel spider is chomping through. Why didn't you wake up in pain? Oh just because it's a friendly medic who paralysed your arm with one bite. Not nice to wake up and find someone chewing your flesh (I imagine, never been on that side of things. Six leg Steve's victims though, eh.).
Okay so all of that has been debunked as myth, not actual fact but humans have Slender man so every species needs it's fictional bogeyman.
Bringing this back to Tara and Willow, the poll for this week;
Who tends to the spiders in the house?
Willow - Self appointed protector of Tara, lithe and nimble to combat the carpet scurriers (Always during coronation street).
Tara - Calm, collected, knows how to use a frying pan and not afraid to go face first into walls.
Neither - They let them be, They're doing no harm and the lizards will take care of them then Miss Kitty will take care of the lizards but leave the heads in random places all over the house. cats are psychopaths and I don't know if California has common indoor lizards but it's an image in my head now.
Other - Maybe Willow is secretly a werefrog and eats them in the twinkling of full moons light, or they call a vertical farmer to come collect the spiders to help the future.
Neither - I doubt spiders bother them when candles that wont blow out exist.
