Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2021 2:34 am Posts: 1257 Topics: 138
Yes it’s the sham holiday without yams, so what a better way to go into it than fake TV dating shows. This is a take on the paddle question round on Mr & Mrs. you have 10 seconds to answer between Tara or Willow. No both or neither option. Be ruthless and Ill warn you now some questions are purposefully there to antagonise because it’s Valentine’s Day and bitterness is its flavour.
1. Who has the nicest smile? 2. Who has a better taste in music? 3. Who is first to wake up in the morning? 4. Who makes the tea? 5. Who is the cleanest? 6. Who is the most romantic? 7. Who is the most spontaneous? 8. Who is the most optimistic? 9. Who made the first move? 10. Who said I love you first? 11. Who uses the most toothpaste? 12. Who is more likely to talk to themselves? 13. Who is the clumsiest? 14. Who wakes the other up most at night? 15. Who is more patient? 16. Who forgets their car keys the most? 17. Who cries when watching TV? 18. Who replaces the milk? 19. Who will propose? 20. Who disposes of the bathtub spiders? 21. Who wins the most staring contests? 22. Who sorts the paper work? 23. Who comments on the weather more? 24. Who is more likely to laugh when the other laughs? 25. Who apologises first after an argument? 26. Who waters the plants? 27. Who is more outgoing? 28. Who has more empathy? 29. Who has the coldest feet in bed? 30. Who initiated the first sofa TV watching hug? 31. Who loads the dishwasher? 32. Who unloads the dishwasher? 33. Who feels blechy the most? 34. Who is the most imaginative? 35. Who snores the loudest? 36. Who has a better memory? 37. Who takes the longest to get ready in the morning? 38. Who can handle brain freeze the longest? 39. Who has the most celebrity crushes? 40. Who dresses more appropriately for the weather? 41. Who gives in to temptation first? 42. Who prefers water sports? 43. Who is more likely to randomly bring home flowers? 44. Who feeds Miss Kitty? 45. Who do children prefer? 46. Who falls asleep at the TV first? 47. Who is the future planner? 48. Who is the most inventive? 49. Who is more selfless? 50. Who deepens the kiss first? 51. Who is the most forgiving? 52. Who hogs the covers? 53. Who is the biggest worrier? 54. Who takes up the most wardrobe space? 55. Who gives the most thoughtful presents? 56. Who controls the TV remote? 57. Who is the most ticklish?
Anti-Valentines (The antagonistic questions)
1. Who starts the most arguments? 2. Who has the better in-laws? 3. Who is more likely to kick a dog? 4. Who is the most frivolous with money? 5. Who is most likely to lie for personal gain? 6. Who holds grudges longer? 7. Who is the most spiteful? 8. Who is more likely to withdraw emotionally? 9. Who is more likely to cancel plans to spend it with friends? 10. Who withholds the most negative information until they say something? 11. Who is the most ungrateful? 12. Who is ruder to wait staff? 13. Who has the most annoying habits? 14. Who has the most convenient headaches? 15. Who is the most selfish? 16. Who is the vainest? 17. Who is most likely to litter? 18. Who has worse voice volume control? 19. Who is the noisiest eater? 20. Who slurps liquids then smacks their lips? 21. Who would wait the longest to pay bail money to get the other out of jail? 22. Who doesn’t wait for the other to start watching the next episode of the boxset they are watching together? 23. Who has the most emotional baggage? 24. Who is going to ask for a divorce first? 25. Who is more likely to volunteer their partner to help with an event without checking with them first that it’s ok? 26. Who hates themselves more? 27. Who is more likely to wallow in self-pity? 28. Who gets the most jealous? 29. Who requires the most reassurance? 30. Who is the neediest? 31. Who acts the most childish? 32. Who is the boss? 33. Who loves the other more?
Smut (I will occasionally pander to the public desires)
1. Who looks the best naked? 2. Who has the highest sex drive? 3. Who is more likely to cop a feel in public? 4. Who is is the noisiest during sex? 5. Who give the best oral sex? 6. Who has the worst orgasm face? 7. Who is most likely to bring a new sex toy in to the bedroom? 8. Who is the most sexually adventurous? 9. Who has the neatest pubic area? 10. If they caught another couple having sex outdoors who is most likely to stay and watch?
This is on polls as I'm interested on how everyone's impulsive decisions between the two correlate. Plus it would of been nice as a simple point and click answer but there's no way to do that here however it can still be simple and straight forward to answer. I can't get the numerical list BB code to work but if you can, that would be a simple W or T.
For the less technologically advanced like me I've made up some answer sheets. you just need to copy and paste it and delete the letter you don't want.
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2021 2:34 am Posts: 1257 Topics: 138
Well that was more stressful than fun and if I did it again I don't think id have identical answers.
Spoiler:
1. T 2. W 3. T 4. T 5. T 6. T 7. W 8. W 9. T 10. T 11. W 12. W 13. W 14. W 15. T 16. W 17. W 18. W 19. W 20. T 21. T 22. W 23. T 24. W 25. T 26. T 27. W 28. T 29. W 30. W 31. T 32. W 33. T 34. W 35. W 36. T 37. W 38. W 39. T 40. T 41. W 42. W 43. W 44. W 45. T 46. T 47. W 48. W 49. T 50. T 51. T 52. W 53. W 54. W 55. T 56. T 57. W
Anti-Valentines (The antagonistic questions)
1. W 2. T 3. W 4. W 5. W 6. T 7. W 8. T 9. W 10. T 11. W 12. W 13. W 14. T 15. W 16. T 17. W 18. T 19. W 20. T 21. T 22. T 23. T 24. T 25. T 26. T 27. W 28. W 29. T 30. W 31. W 32. T 33. W
Smut (I will occasionally pander to the public desires) Nah, I have my limits.
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2021 2:34 am Posts: 1257 Topics: 138
It's a year on, Let's see how much my character thoughts have changed.
Spoiler:
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If I remember correctly, I got these questions from various hen/stag do activity ideas/question sheets. (Not the kick a dog one, I just like to put in questions like that see if people are paying attention). Starting to think the point of these parties is to try and prevent the friend from getting married. I see why it's tradition. Spending the night with in-laws you cant stand, getting into petty arguments, having to clean up after imbeciles and not being able to rely on anyone to something simple without causing a scene, welcome to marriage.
I still say that was stressful.
The results are in I got a 56% match to last years answers. No idea if that's progress or a lack of attention to detail/ lack of caring about upsetting fictional characters.
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2021 2:34 am Posts: 1257 Topics: 138
Where these questions always this dumb? Most of them were answered by way of which finger reacted first. Half are subjective, depending on situation and the other is how do I sodding know?
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Dub's math prowess proved true last year, it was 70% match not 56%.
Year three is a 70% match with year one. 77% match with year two.
Doubt that's right either. Maths and valentines, an unsightly combination.
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