Grams per pound wise (ounces to dollar) it's an extortionate price but yet year after year, the shelves bulk out on different variations of chocolate advent calendars.
Talk falls to which one do you have and about five asks a day of whether you've opened yours yet or not. Is it a morning opening, a before bed 'pretend its a pillow chocolate' event?
But there's a dark tale to 24 mini chocolates. There are people among us who deceive us all in plain sight. They fail to raise suspicion by not opening the doors but instead opening up the bottom tab. Sliding out the plastic tray (with foil covering if it's fancy). Then without a care in the world they eat all 24 chocolates. Do they even correlate the chocolate to the number? I bet they don't, just soulless gluttony gorging on the Christmas moulded treats. popping them in. disregarding the pageantry of the Gregorian calendar, just like our promised Y2k and 2012. All the films covering those hopes and dreams now a lie!
Based on it being a chocolate advent calendar and not a cheese one (because Willow would shove each day in her bra). This weeks question:
Who is more likely to cheat on their advent calendar?
Willow - History of food rebellion
Tara - It sounded convincing when she thought of it but now she's out of chocolate.
Tara. do I think she'd do it? Not really but I mainly think Willow wouldn't do it more. She had to watch Christmas films at Xander's growing up. I think if she had an advent calendar she would feel naughty enough, adding in having a day not on the day. That's more rebellion than eating a banana. I imagine she'd feel guilty all month, each empty day a haunting reminder of parental disapproval. She'd hide it under her mattress like a dirty magazine.
