12 step support for the spoiler-free - Part 2

[Charlie]

*bounces over to SWRD and hands him a naked, oiled dancing girl and a cocktail* Welcome to the funhouse, honey! We have spacehoppers, all the cream you could lick off someone, AND water slides. Enjoy!

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Originally posted by Epicurus:
*wonders if she should leave the darkside*

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Leave the spoilers hos... spoilers bad... fun in the sun good... and yes, this is peer pressure!

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“You’re my wife now…” Papa Lazarou
-The League of Gentlemenquote:

[Hanki]

yes peer pressure always works well i find

*joins charlie in tempting Epicurus away from the darkside*

see naked oily dancing girls!!

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Hannah's Home -- My Collective Creative Crap

"Thank you Professor Higgins, after one lesson I feel I can speak perfectly."

[Cicca]

And really, if you're tempted to dive into spoiler threads, just think of this island! Drinks, oily naked bouncy kitties, dancing girls, non-stick sand, fruit... And Space Hoppers. *scratching my head*
I still haven't figured out what they are, but ooh they're fun!
Whenever temptation strikes, just hop onto the spoilerfree island and take a deeeeeeeeep breath!
I've done it myself. It helps!

[supermus]

Space Hoppers: Have you ever seen one of those huge bouncy balls that you sit on and jump off something and you bounce up and down? Imagine a hovercraft or something of the like from a sci-fi movie. Now imagine there's a big rubber semisphere on the bottom. You push a button and it shoots up, and you fall and bounce, and there are these forward thrusters push you forward or sideways so you can bounce all around an island.

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Spike: I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What, can't go without your Buffy, is that it? Too chicken? Let's find her! She is the Chosen One after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Let's annihilate them. For justice - and for - the safety of puppies and Christmas, right? Let's *fight* that evil! - Let's *kill* something!

"And of course you can't become if you only say what you would've done. So I missed a million miles of fun"

[Charlie]

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Originally posted by supermus:
Space Hoppers: Have you ever seen one of those huge bouncy balls that you sit on and jump off something and you bounce up and down? Imagine a hovercraft or something of the like from a sci-fi movie. Now imagine there's a big rubber semisphere on the bottom. You push a button and it shoots up, and you fall and bounce, and there are these forward thrusters push you forward or sideways so you can bounce all around an island.

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OK, I just got given a space hopper (no, really) and mine don't look anything like that! Have I been cheated?! I'm thinking possibly... but, no, the space hoppers we introduced are huge big bouncy balls with a little grip on the top. You sit on them, hold the grip and AWAAAAAY!!! (and they have funny faces on the front) You MUST have seen space hoppers when you were kids??!! quote:

[supermus]

Oh. I was talking about OUTER space hoppers, you have the EARTH model. Okay. I didn't get a clear picture of other people on space hopper, but the one I brought with me is described above. I must have been unable to tell the difference. Those Spritetzers go right to your head.

[Epicurus]

*looks in the mirror*

I have spoiler freeness in me? Where? I can't see it! The darkside has blinded me.

No boat? yeah now the thought of warm, sandy beaches on an island makes me ever more jealous.

*resists the urge to succumb to the peer pressure*

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"One often contradicts an opinion when it is really only the tone in which it has been presented that is unsympathetic."
-Nietzsche

[Cicca]

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Originally posted by supermus:
Space Hoppers: Have you ever seen one of those huge bouncy balls that you sit on and jump off something and you bounce up and down?

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*gaping jaw*
Ohhhhhh. Want space hopper! Want!quote:

[supermus]

OK Cicca, you can have a space hopper. I'll make you one like mine from regular space hoppers and my coconut radio/coconut nintendo system.

[Katharyn]

I can't help thinking there is something of a Space Hopper fetish developing here...

Fair enough.

*Bouncy Bouncy*

Katharyn

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You hear that baby?

[Cicca]

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Originally posted by supermus:
OK Cicca, you can have a space hopper. I'll make you one like mine from regular space hoppers and my coconut radio/coconut nintendo system.

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COCONUT RADIO!
*thud*
Is this heaven?quote:

[supermus]

Don't forget the coconut Nintendo system. I only have NES, but I did design Coconut Super Mario Bros.(1+3) and Coconut Zelda(1). I'm also working on a coconut satalite dish so we can get 250 channels out here in the middle of nowhere. I'm sure one of them has Buffy on 24/7.
And I wonder why people call me the Proffesor. It MUST be the coconut thing(or is that Swiss Family Robinson?)

[Cicca]

I didn't forget the Nintendo, but my very youthful cousins sneer at my lame video game abilities. Meaning I have none.
I'd be partial to a coconut spoiler-zapper. Seeks out and destroys any spoilers that appear outside of spoiler threads. That would make me happy!
Oh wait. The mods do that. Huh.
How about a really nice coconut shell to sip fruity drinks from?
*bouncing around on a fancy space hopper*

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[Owl]

*Owl splashes up to the island in a paddleboat... she does circles in the water in the vicinity of the oiled, bouncing spoiler-free kitties*

Well, I am exhausted but triumphant having just completed the herculean feat of following the boat to this island.... I just caught up....please note the bulging gigantor quad muscles. I wore really short shorts just so you could see.

Anyway, I cannot, at this time, join you on your island, as pleasant as it appears. I'm as spoiled as soymilk that's been left open in the fridge for more than a month.

I'm Tofu.

And, just as you can't turn tofu back into soymilk, (can you?) i cannot forget the spoilers i have already read. I will, however, try not to get more spoiled.

I would like to state, for the record, that I am not actually a spoiler ho. I do not seek spoilers aggressively, and I will not try to make you choose the dark side. I come in peace. I am a free agent. I am too dirty for your island... *look of shame*
I would like to ask permission to ogle you from a safe distance, and occasionally yell words of encouragement at you.
*waves at pixie enthusiastically.*

[Cicca]

*getting some popcorn and waiting for Tofu to do some squats*
Show off those quads!
And as far as being tofu goes... it all depends on what you do with it. Deep-fried is so good. Marinated in lotsa yummy stuff, also good.
No worries!
Isn't it a bit like those born again virgins? *shrug*
*bouncing around on a fab-o space hopper*

Editing to ask if anyone has advice on how to post a "Hollywood Siren" pic I did of Amber,
Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

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[SiWangMu]

:: hands Owl pleasant fruity beverages...::

Join us... You know you want to. We have space hoppers. And oil.
::waves oil bottle and waggles eyebrow suggestively::

Island will make all things better. It's fun to be Spoilerfree! And actually not nearly as hard as I thought it would be. You can do it!

(edited...sigh...I'll not make accidental smileys someday, really)
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"I think this line's mostly filler"

"Tara: I do not know in other things concerning everyone, but, the chicken is loved."

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[Pixie]

Owl!! You made it! As you can see, we on the unspoiled island are very welcoming, although if you intend to contaminate us with your spoilers you may find yourself covered in fish poo. Or you may end up with a promotion, who knows! The captain can be influenced. Anyway, there are plenty of space hoppers, whipped cream, dancing girls, and cold fruity drinks to go around. Oh, you do look tired from all your paddling. I've been lounging in this hammock all day, and it's a double, so I'll just...move over...and you can relax. Don't mind the squelching, that's just the whipped cream.

[Wolfie]

*Wolfie comes back from a short reconnoitre of the island, to find many happy oiled kitties playing on the beach - splashing in the lagoon, bouncing up and down the beach on various designs of space hopper (and with various techniques - whatever way is most fun, is the RIGHT WAY), drinking supermus' Spritetzer's, then giggling, falling over and making angels in the (thankfully) non-stick sand. It is, without question, a wonderful sight: Lots of happy, care-free kitties*

Welcome to all newly unspoiled kitties - all are welcome - even the occasionally-naughty-back-slidy-ones. There are plenty of space hoppers to go around. While *cough*acquiring*cough* the space hoppers, I also helped out a local Woolworths out of its surplus stock of sweeties. They were having a sweetie-crisis. Helped them out most effectively, I feel.

*Grandly unveils a huge tub, full of sweets of all kinds*

Help yourselves!

Philanthropy is most fun, when broke, 'cause the means of providing it are more exciting, and invariably involves cat suits (how applicable), and masks! I don't use guns, though - just a pocket trebuchet, loaded with fish poo. Most effective.

*Wolfie joins Charlie in a lounge on the beach. Watches wolfwife bouncing frenetically up and down the beach, a maniac grin spread from ear to ear ... Occasionally, bouncing so vigorously, she leaves the space hopper behind, and ends up bouncing down the beach on her bottom. *Sigh* some people never get their technique down ...

Then hears about The First Mate ... And can't help raising an eyebrow*

Um ... Katharyn, ah, sorry to bring this up, hon, but court-marshalling yourself is fine, but are you sure that locking yourself in the brig with a group of oiled dancing girls is much of a punishment? Surely that's more of a reward, isn't it? If the punishment for lasping into spoiler-ho'dom is, well, enormous fun, isn't everybody gonna want to do it? Personally, I would suggest asking the Captain, when she wakes from her nap:

I'm sure she'd know what to do with her wayward First Mate

Anyway, as for shamless plugs go, I'm gonna have to pop off for a while and do some more endless editing to part nine of my very own fic.

*Grabs multi-coloured space hopper, and bounces vigorously off to his writing cave*

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I am the sunlight on the sides of houses.

[jomarch]

Ok, *waves shyly at all non-spoiled kittens*. I admit to being a spolier ho but have decided to quit cold turkey so I, Jomarch (hand on heart) do hereby swear to not visit the "thread that shall not be named here" and hope I can join this thread instead.
Since I have been spending most of my time on the pens board, I hope to not fall back into my bad habits on this one. Hence, I am here to accept my punishment for being ex-spoilered. Might I suggest making me move about on space-hoppers while being throughly oiled and hopped up on fruity alcoholic beverages .

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[Charlie]

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Originally posted by Katharyn:
I can't help thinking there is something of a Space Hopper fetish developing here..

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And the problem with that is...?

Just sitting back and watching is good, isn't it, Wolfie?! This is the life... Epicurus, you really have GOT to try it. Going spoilerfree is a liberating experience, trust me. Plus, you know, you get to perv at naked bouncing Kitties whilst drinking cocktails and stuffing your face with Pick-N-Mix...

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-The League of Gentlemenquote:

[La]

*grabs a hanful of candy from the tub so thoughtfully *ahem* acquired by Wolfie and hops over along with a fruity tropical drink to jomarch*

here you are m'dear. your punishment is indeed to drink as many of these as you'd like and eat up as much candy as you can. I would have brought you a space hopper, but my hands were full with your drink and all this candy! if you want to come over to the pile with me, i'll hook you up. i'll even help you out with some of that baby oil

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~La

"No good sittin' worryin' abou' it. What's comin' will
come, an' we'll meet it when it does."
~Hagrid, from "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire".

[jomarch]

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Originally posted by La:
*grabs a hanful of candy from the tub so thoughtfully *ahem* acquired by Wolfie and hops over along with a fruity tropical drink to jomarch*

here you are m'dear. your punishment is indeed to drink as many of these as you'd like and eat up as much candy as you can. I would have brought you a space hopper, but my hands were full with your drink and all this candy! if you want to come over to the pile with me, i'll hook you up. i'll even help you out with some of that baby oil

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La, you are very kind indeed. *Accepts sweets and fruity drink (surreptitiously puts more rum in it and in La's drink) and follows her to obtain space hopper and to get oiled . This is definitely the life.

PS. Waves to fellow smitten squad members, Pixie and Owl. As usual, I am late due to time difference in asia.quote:

[La]

heh, I was wondering why you were actually replying at this time - where in asia are you, I'm in South Korea.

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~La

"No good sittin' worryin' abou' it. What's comin' will
come, an' we'll meet it when it does."
~Hagrid, from "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire".

[jomarch]

Hi, I was just in South Korea 2 weeks ago on business. I think i brough an early spring with me . I am currently in Singapore.

[supermus]

we certainly do have a lot of born-again spoiler-free kitties springing up all of a sudden. I feel like I started a trend. Well a late welcome to all new spoiler-free kittens from Lieutenant Supermus(I love the sound of that).

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Spike: I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What, can't go without your Buffy, is that it? Too chicken? Let's find her! She is the Chosen One after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Let's annihilate them. For justice - and for - the safety of puppies and Christmas, right? Let's *fight* that evil! - Let's *kill* something!

"And of course you can't become if you only say what you would've done. So I missed a million miles of fun"

[Owl]

*Splash*
*ties the paddleboat to a tree in a shady cove... climbs out of boat and army-crawls onto shore and into Pixie's hammock (this is all done very sneakily so as not to attract too much attention or any unwanted foo)... Snuggles up to Pixie in the subtlest of ways, hoping she won't notice... * Sleeping. yes, sleeping... Pixie: How did you know just exactly what to say to get me to break?

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Cicca
*getting some popcorn and waiting for Tofu to do some squats*
And as far as being tofu goes... it all depends on what you do with it. Deep-fried is so good. Marinated in lotsa yummy stuff, also good.

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Cicca: hold that thought... I'll show you some good quad action after I'm done getting in some surreptitious cuddles.... Then we can see what I look like marinated in chocolate sauce and whipped cream...mmmm
Oh, and it's not like being a born-again virgin. I'm just trying for spoiler celibacy. I rushed into things before, but now I'm waiting for the real thing...

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SiWangMu
::waves oil bottle and waggles eyebrow suggestively::

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I'm a little afraid of the oil now that Cicca has suggested deep frying me! But thanks for the fruity beverages...

Hi there, Jomarch! *waves*

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[Pixie]

Ahh, this is definitely the life! Wolfie, thanks for the sweets. Isn't it lovely how the chocolate never melts no matter how hot it is here on our island?

Jomarch, so good to see you! This is a nice break from our panty-less cheerleading, huh? I guess this is the reason why the smitten cheerleading cult has so much stamina - we know when to relax!

*gives Owl a squeeze* well, you just looked like you needed to sleep. Now, if you could just do something about the snoring...

[Cicca]

*grinning at Tofu*
No worries! Snuggling ALWAYS takes precedence over showing off buffness.
As far as being deep-fried goes, I recommend the spoiler-free island version. Getting oild up by dancing girls and sprawling in the non-stick sand.
*looking around for more fruit to make fresh fruity drinks*

Hey... Marinated in chocolate sauce? Is that only a Tofu activity or can anyone sign up? *looking for an activities clipboard*
*squinting at Tofu's nametag*
My bad! Sorry Owl!

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[Katharyn]

So many new Kitties... wondering if I need to send someone out for more oil and cream...

Katharyn

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You hear that baby?

[Cicca]

There's no such thing as too much oil and cream.
Does it involve leaving the island? Venturing out into spoilerish scary places?
I'll volunteer to go if I can take the grass-skirted smiling Tara with me.
*innocent grin*

Editing to wish Katharyn a happy 1000th post. Wowie!

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