NO SPOILERS HERE WHATSOVER!
Enjoy the freeness of it all!
*continued from part 1
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Ooh, a brand spanking new spoiler free thread!
*Pixie jumps into her space hopper, and makes her bouncy, slippery way to the other side of the island, where the new thread is waiting. She lands somewhat squishily, due to the oil and whipped cream.*
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Freeness eh?
:: Frolics nekkid in the spoiler free thread ::
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And suddenly everything is different ... Yet still the same ... A new dawn has arisen.
*Wolfie stands, oiled and naked, except for an awesome pair of epaulettes (still have to have the shiney medals, you know), and an enormous golden helmet, with a multicoloured plume of feathers, directing something. A low booming sound rumbles over the small tropical hill ... Suddenly, a huge, bejewelled, golden litter appears through the jungle, held by twelve gorgeous and (also) oiled dancing girls - these dancing girls come in so handy; they're also very good at massage - with a futher squadren of them milling about, carrying bowls of (unpeeled) fruit, lots of oil, whipped cream and enormous palm leaves. On the litter, lying in luxurious splendour, is the Captain, jus' chillin', a big, kitty-like smile spread from ear to ear ... Wolfie, through a series of ultra-vigorous hand gensures (emphatic in the extreme), he directs the litter into a perfect spot in the new lagoon; even more un-burny sun, even more silver non-stick sand. He welcomes the other kitties, too, and presents them with large bowls of multi-option fruit, bottles of scented and utterly slippery oil, whipped cream, and, with great fanfair, pulls back a curtain of palm leaves, to show a large quantity of space hoppers of all colours and sizes. On the side, "Toys-r-us" has been crossed out with a marker pen, and "Wolfie International Burglarage" written on instead.*
They're legit, gov, honest. Anyway, it's more fun when it's naughty
Enjoy, my lovelies (he said in his bestest Wiltshire drawl).
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huff... puff... pant... *gallops over the hill towards the shiny new thread*
Space hoppers... so many space hoppers
Must have a shiny new red one... *rummages through pile and aquires said shiny and red, and bounces over to Wolfie to give a big thankyou kiss*
Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy... wheeee!
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Aaah, "Born Free... free as a bird..."
I am I to understand First Lieutenant that these Space Hoppers might not have been paid for?
That they might infact have bounced right out of the back of TrU truck and into your waiting arms... one at a time like... accidentally?
Outstanding!
Katharyn
*Bouncy Bouncy!*
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quote:
Originally posted by Katharyn:
I am I to understand First Lieutenant that these Space Hoppers might not have been paid for?
For all those with 'it's not legit' consciency-type-guilt feelings, just stand back for a moment and watch the myriad happy lil' Kitties, naked, oiled (selflessly by the First Mate who dedicates hours to keeping her Kitties slippery) and bouncing away to their hearts content. We like the bouncing...
How can it be wrong? Bouncing is good, trust me *happily sitting back to watch her fellow Kitties, and reaching for a Sex On The Beach cocktail, kindly mixed for her by Wolfie*
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:: lurks::
:: jumps up and down::
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"Only if you don't stretch first."
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Oh thank goodness I found you! I must have passed out under the waterfall (no no no, not in the waterfall, just behind it in that really cool cave -- didn't anyone else see it ) from all those tropical fruity drinks I drank. I woke up all alone in the old thread. But luckily there was a spare space hopper that someone left behind, Hanki's perhaps, from bouncing around the slide, and I was able to quickly make my way to the new thread. Where's the oil and whipped cream? My fun in the waterfall and on the slide seem to have washed away all the creamy oil-y goodness!
Uh oh, where's Hanki?
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"No good sittin' worryin' abou' it. What's comin' will
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~Hagrid, from "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire".
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Ok, a new spoiler free thread is the perfect time for me to get out of the spoilers thread and over into this one. What a motivation. I am taking my vow to go spoiler free right now.
I wonder how long this will last....
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quote:
Originally posted by La:
Where's the oil and whipped cream? My fun in the waterfall and on the slide seem to have washed away all the creamy oil-y goodness!
*Waves to La*
Here they are hun... come and get 'em.
*Races away on the space hopper*
Katharyn
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*kissing the silver non-stick sand*
Fruit? Whipped Cream?
OK!
And please forgive the ignorant new kitty for not reallllly knowing what a space hopper is. It involves bouncing though, so what else is there to know? heehee
*oiling up*
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*runs up delightedly to the myriad space hoppers, eyes getting all big and shiny like a cartoon baby*
Pwetty!
*grabs a (very shiny) space hopper and tries standing on it, sitting on it, crouching under it and eventually just tucks it under her left elbow and bounces around upside down with her legs flying in the air*
Wheeeee! See Cicca, it's more fun when you don't know what it is!
(What? Nobody said the laws of physics were coming to the party. However, if I find it is my patriotic island duty, I will take a fantastic fall from my unique bouncing position... that is assuming somebody brought the mattresses?)
*Having been too stunned by the wonder of it all to partake of the joy on the island before, I now make up for it by extra-super-bouncy fun*
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*grabs space hopper and reads label*
"Do not operate while drunk?"
*crosses out not*
"Do operate while drunk. That's a lot better."
Who wants a Spritetzer? It's made by pouring Sprite in a bottle and adding as many different kinds of alcohol as possible. Tasty and delicious.
*bouncy bouncy bouncy*
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*sob* I've been limited by my lack of imagination and slight drunkenness!
No more!
*grabbing a space hopper and spritsteszter and bouncing*
Just let me get past 8 seconds! Yeehaaaaaw!
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*comes stalking through the jungle sniffing the air with ears perked and tail wagging. Stops at the edge of clearing stupefied at the sight of naked kitties bouncing, growls to himself*
Now what the hell is this?
*Hides in bushes to watch the craziness*
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quote:
Originally posted by La:
Uh oh, where's Hanki?
*Hanki runs into the new thread*
sheesh, this is what happens when you can't get online! new thread and you lot have been having fun without me! and now there's space hoppers!
*grabs some oil from katharyn*
last time i was here we were still doing nekkid trampolining! moved with the times right?
but never fear because i have salvaged some potato whisky from the old thread!
by the way did we leave the ship over there?
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Don't worry, if we want to leave(not that we ever would) we could just patch up my boat. If I can make a cocunut radio, a fishing pole, and a suburban hut community, surely I can fix a hole in a damn boat! (Sorry, Gilligan's Island trip there)
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quote:
Originally posted by Hanki:
by the way did we leave the ship over there?
Never fear the old HMS Spoilerfree has been transferred from the old thread to the new and one day we will make our way on it.
In the mean time I, and a select - and rotating - group of dancing girls (I tire the poor dears out), will be maintaining the ship at regular intervals.
Focusing largely on the brig *ahem* and making sure that the spare space hoppers stay pumped up.
Katharyn
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Hey Katharyn, you said a while ago you had a little relapse into spoilerdom :-(. Are you unspoiled other than what you saw there or have you stayed with a foot in spoilerville?
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Spike: I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What, can't go without your Buffy, is that it? Too chicken? Let's find her! She is the Chosen One after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Let's annihilate them. For justice - and for - the safety of puppies and Christmas, right? Let's *fight* that evil! - Let's *kill* something!
"And of course you can't become if you only say what you would've done. So I missed a million miles of fun"
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If the dancing girls are rotating, how can they maintain the ship? Won't they get dizzy?
*sucking on a sprietzetsizer*
Hey! Is that Dancing Girl Willow over there?
*watching as kitties stampede to DGW and sneaking off to oil Dancing Girl Tara*
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quote:
Originally posted by supermus:
Hey Katharyn, you said a while ago you had a little relapse into spoilerdom :-(. Are you unspoiled other than what you saw there or have you stayed with a foot in spoilerville?
*Submits to court martial*
Yeah supermus I lapsed (but not relapsed!) into spoilerdom... I think you know regarding what issue as you got back yourself - that is not a topic for this thread though. Other than what was "revealed" in that flurry I remain unspoiled regarding specific episode contents.
I like to think of that as "one foot in spoilerfree," and I have now vacated spoilerville buses in favour of spoilerfree space hoppers.
Right, now that I am my own court martial judge, I sentence myself to a couple of days in the brig... with the dancing girls. Well done for bringing that issue to my attention - have a promotion to Lieutenant. *Buying Supermus off and heading for the brig on the spacehoppers with the DG's*
Wolfie your in charge for a bit.
*bouncy bouncy*
Katharyn
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"Land, Land, I'm saved"
SwoRDie lands the remains of his catamaran, salvaged from the wreck that is the the season 6 spoiler thread, and kisses the silver [non-stick] sand. Just then a receeding wave deposits an un-opened can of Fosters Lager next to him. SWoRDie gulps down the Amber Nectar and looks around.
'I must be halucinating, All the toxic shock I received over in the S6 Spoiler Thread has done the mo-jo on my head. Kitties don't bounce around on space hoppers do they?'
A Kitten approaches with a bowl of fruit salad, saying 'we have trifle also'.
SWoRdie decides to stay put, if the Kittens will have him.
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" Hi!..um..aw...shit...he he he....'Scuz me..er.. I did'nt mean to..er....expose myself to.. ,ya know..public...*groan* "
Amber...
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Welcome, SWoRDie!
*runs over to the newcomer with hugs, fruity tropical drinks, and some baby oil rescued from Katharyn before her return to the ship* grab yourself a space hopper from the pile over there and go crazy!*runs around to all of the new visitors to the island bearing drinks, baby oil and hugs*
Yay! The party's getting bigger and bigger!
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"No good sittin' worryin' abou' it. What's comin' will
come, an' we'll meet it when it does."
~Hagrid, from "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire".
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If anyone was wondering just what was happening in the brig... can I just say that the Dancing Girls were my beta readers and the Captain my muse... so thanks to them!
In a shameless, and bouncy, attempt at self-promotion may I direct the attention of the kittens to Different Coloured Pens and my, finally posted, fic which has just started. Spoiler free! I promise...
And welcome SWRD... of course we'll have you. We'll take anyone...
Katharyn
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Ooh, a brand spanking new spoiler free thread!
*Pixie jumps into her space hopper, and makes her bouncy, slippery way to the other side of the island, where the new thread is waiting. She lands somewhat squishily, due to the oil and whipped cream.*
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posted March 16, 2002 03:01 Ooh, a brand spanking new spoiler free thread!*Pixie jumps into her space hopper, and makes her bouncy, slippery way to the other side of the island, where the new thread is waiting. She lands somewhat squishily, due to the oil and whipped cream.*
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Freeness eh?
:: Frolics nekkid in the spoiler free thread ::
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posted March 16, 2002 03:01 Freeness eh?:: Frolics nekkid in the spoiler free thread ::
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Registered: Aug 2001 posted March 16, 2002 04:01
And suddenly everything is different ... Yet still the same ... A new dawn has arisen.
*Wolfie stands, oiled and naked, except for an awesome pair of epaulettes (still have to have the shiney medals, you know), and an enormous golden helmet, with a multicoloured plume of feathers, directing something. A low booming sound rumbles over the small tropical hill ... Suddenly, a huge, bejewelled, golden litter appears through the jungle, held by twelve gorgeous and (also) oiled dancing girls - these dancing girls come in so handy; they're also very good at massage - with a futher squadren of them milling about, carrying bowls of (unpeeled) fruit, lots of oil, whipped cream and enormous palm leaves. On the litter, lying in luxurious splendour, is the Captain, jus' chillin', a big, kitty-like smile spread from ear to ear ... Wolfie, through a series of ultra-vigorous hand gensures (emphatic in the extreme), he directs the litter into a perfect spot in the new lagoon; even more un-burny sun, even more silver non-stick sand. He welcomes the other kitties, too, and presents them with large bowls of multi-option fruit, bottles of scented and utterly slippery oil, whipped cream, and, with great fanfair, pulls back a curtain of palm leaves, to show a large quantity of space hoppers of all colours and sizes. On the side, "Toys-r-us" has been crossed out with a marker pen, and "Wolfie International Burglarage" written on instead.*
They're legit, gov, honest. Anyway, it's more fun when it's naughty
Enjoy, my lovelies (he said in his bestest Wiltshire drawl).
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posted March 16, 2002 04:01 And suddenly everything is different ... Yet still the same ... A new dawn has arisen.*Wolfie stands, oiled and naked, except for an awesome pair of epaulettes (still have to have the shiney medals, you know), and an enormous golden helmet, with a multicoloured plume of feathers, directing something. A low booming sound rumbles over the small tropical hill ... Suddenly, a huge, bejewelled, golden litter appears through the jungle, held by twelve gorgeous and (also) oiled dancing girls - these dancing girls come in so handy; they're also very good at massage - with a futher squadren of them milling about, carrying bowls of (unpeeled) fruit, lots of oil, whipped cream and enormous palm leaves. On the litter, lying in luxurious splendour, is the Captain, jus' chillin', a big, kitty-like smile spread from ear to ear ... Wolfie, through a series of ultra-vigorous hand gensures (emphatic in the extreme), he directs the litter into a perfect spot in the new lagoon; even more un-burny sun, even more silver non-stick sand. He welcomes the other kitties, too, and presents them with large bowls of multi-option fruit, bottles of scented and utterly slippery oil, whipped cream, and, with great fanfair, pulls back a curtain of palm leaves, to show a large quantity of space hoppers of all colours and sizes. On the side, "Toys-r-us" has been crossed out with a marker pen, and "Wolfie International Burglarage" written on instead.*
They're legit, gov, honest. Anyway, it's more fun when it's naughty
Enjoy, my lovelies (he said in his bestest Wiltshire drawl).
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huff... puff... pant... *gallops over the hill towards the shiny new thread*
Space hoppers... so many space hoppers
Must have a shiny new red one... *rummages through pile and aquires said shiny and red, and bounces over to Wolfie to give a big thankyou kiss*
Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy... wheeee!
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posted March 16, 2002 05:19 huff... puff... pant... *gallops over the hill towards the shiny new thread*Space hoppers... so many space hoppers
Must have a shiny new red one... *rummages through pile and aquires said shiny and red, and bounces over to Wolfie to give a big thankyou kiss*
Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy... wheeee!
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Aaah, "Born Free... free as a bird..."
I am I to understand First Lieutenant that these Space Hoppers might not have been paid for?
That they might infact have bounced right out of the back of TrU truck and into your waiting arms... one at a time like... accidentally?
Outstanding!
Katharyn
*Bouncy Bouncy!*
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posted March 16, 2002 06:15 Aaah, "Born Free... free as a bird..."I am I to understand First Lieutenant that these Space Hoppers might not have been paid for?
That they might infact have bounced right out of the back of TrU truck and into your waiting arms... one at a time like... accidentally?
Outstanding!
Katharyn
*Bouncy Bouncy!*
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Registered: Nov 2001 posted March 16, 2002 06:44
quote:
Originally posted by Katharyn:
I am I to understand First Lieutenant that these Space Hoppers might not have been paid for?
For all those with 'it's not legit' consciency-type-guilt feelings, just stand back for a moment and watch the myriad happy lil' Kitties, naked, oiled (selflessly by the First Mate who dedicates hours to keeping her Kitties slippery) and bouncing away to their hearts content. We like the bouncing...
How can it be wrong? Bouncing is good, trust me *happily sitting back to watch her fellow Kitties, and reaching for a Sex On The Beach cocktail, kindly mixed for her by Wolfie*
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posted March 16, 2002 06:44quote:
Originally posted by Katharyn:
I am I to understand First Lieutenant that these Space Hoppers might not have been paid for?
For all those with 'it's not legit' consciency-type-guilt feelings, just stand back for a moment and watch the myriad happy lil' Kitties, naked, oiled (selflessly by the First Mate who dedicates hours to keeping her Kitties slippery) and bouncing away to their hearts content. We like the bouncing...
How can it be wrong? Bouncing is good, trust me *happily sitting back to watch her fellow Kitties, and reaching for a Sex On The Beach cocktail, kindly mixed for her by Wolfie*
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Registered: Feb 2001 posted March 16, 2002 07:33
:: lurks::
:: jumps up and down::
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posted March 16, 2002 07:33 :: lurks:::: jumps up and down::
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IP: LoggedLaCool Monster Fighter Posts: 272
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Oh thank goodness I found you! I must have passed out under the waterfall (no no no, not in the waterfall, just behind it in that really cool cave -- didn't anyone else see it ) from all those tropical fruity drinks I drank. I woke up all alone in the old thread. But luckily there was a spare space hopper that someone left behind, Hanki's perhaps, from bouncing around the slide, and I was able to quickly make my way to the new thread. Where's the oil and whipped cream? My fun in the waterfall and on the slide seem to have washed away all the creamy oil-y goodness!
Uh oh, where's Hanki?
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"No good sittin' worryin' abou' it. What's comin' will
come, an' we'll meet it when it does."
~Hagrid, from "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire".
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posted March 16, 2002 08:29 Oh thank goodness I found you! I must have passed out under the waterfall (no no no, not in the waterfall, just behind it in that really cool cave -- didn't anyone else see it ) from all those tropical fruity drinks I drank. I woke up all alone in the old thread. But luckily there was a spare space hopper that someone left behind, Hanki's perhaps, from bouncing around the slide, and I was able to quickly make my way to the new thread. Where's the oil and whipped cream? My fun in the waterfall and on the slide seem to have washed away all the creamy oil-y goodness!Uh oh, where's Hanki?
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~La
"No good sittin' worryin' abou' it. What's comin' will
come, an' we'll meet it when it does."
~Hagrid, from "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire".
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Registered: Mar 2001 posted March 16, 2002 10:06
Ok, a new spoiler free thread is the perfect time for me to get out of the spoilers thread and over into this one. What a motivation. I am taking my vow to go spoiler free right now.
I wonder how long this will last....
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posted March 16, 2002 10:06 Ok, a new spoiler free thread is the perfect time for me to get out of the spoilers thread and over into this one. What a motivation. I am taking my vow to go spoiler free right now.I wonder how long this will last....
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Registered: Aug 2001 posted March 16, 2002 11:11
quote:
Originally posted by La:
Where's the oil and whipped cream? My fun in the waterfall and on the slide seem to have washed away all the creamy oil-y goodness!
*Waves to La*
Here they are hun... come and get 'em.
*Races away on the space hopper*
Katharyn
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posted March 16, 2002 11:11quote:
Originally posted by La:
Where's the oil and whipped cream? My fun in the waterfall and on the slide seem to have washed away all the creamy oil-y goodness!
*Waves to La*
Here they are hun... come and get 'em.
*Races away on the space hopper*
Katharyn
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Registered: Dec 2001 posted March 16, 2002 13:00
*kissing the silver non-stick sand*
Fruit? Whipped Cream?
OK!
And please forgive the ignorant new kitty for not reallllly knowing what a space hopper is. It involves bouncing though, so what else is there to know? heehee
*oiling up*
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posted March 16, 2002 13:00 *kissing the silver non-stick sand*Fruit? Whipped Cream?
OK!
And please forgive the ignorant new kitty for not reallllly knowing what a space hopper is. It involves bouncing though, so what else is there to know? heehee
*oiling up*
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Registered: Feb 2002 posted March 16, 2002 13:24
*runs up delightedly to the myriad space hoppers, eyes getting all big and shiny like a cartoon baby*
Pwetty!
*grabs a (very shiny) space hopper and tries standing on it, sitting on it, crouching under it and eventually just tucks it under her left elbow and bounces around upside down with her legs flying in the air*
Wheeeee! See Cicca, it's more fun when you don't know what it is!
(What? Nobody said the laws of physics were coming to the party. However, if I find it is my patriotic island duty, I will take a fantastic fall from my unique bouncing position... that is assuming somebody brought the mattresses?)
*Having been too stunned by the wonder of it all to partake of the joy on the island before, I now make up for it by extra-super-bouncy fun*
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posted March 16, 2002 13:24 *runs up delightedly to the myriad space hoppers, eyes getting all big and shiny like a cartoon baby*Pwetty!
*grabs a (very shiny) space hopper and tries standing on it, sitting on it, crouching under it and eventually just tucks it under her left elbow and bounces around upside down with her legs flying in the air*
Wheeeee! See Cicca, it's more fun when you don't know what it is!
(What? Nobody said the laws of physics were coming to the party. However, if I find it is my patriotic island duty, I will take a fantastic fall from my unique bouncing position... that is assuming somebody brought the mattresses?)
*Having been too stunned by the wonder of it all to partake of the joy on the island before, I now make up for it by extra-super-bouncy fun*
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"Tara: I do not know in other things concerning everyone, but, the chicken is loved."
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*grabs space hopper and reads label*
"Do not operate while drunk?"
*crosses out not*
"Do operate while drunk. That's a lot better."
Who wants a Spritetzer? It's made by pouring Sprite in a bottle and adding as many different kinds of alcohol as possible. Tasty and delicious.
*bouncy bouncy bouncy*
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posted March 16, 2002 13:31 *grabs space hopper and reads label*"Do not operate while drunk?"
*crosses out not*
"Do operate while drunk. That's a lot better."
Who wants a Spritetzer? It's made by pouring Sprite in a bottle and adding as many different kinds of alcohol as possible. Tasty and delicious.
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Registered: Dec 2001 posted March 16, 2002 13:36
*sob* I've been limited by my lack of imagination and slight drunkenness!
No more!
*grabbing a space hopper and spritsteszter and bouncing*
Just let me get past 8 seconds! Yeehaaaaaw!
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posted March 16, 2002 13:36 *sob* I've been limited by my lack of imagination and slight drunkenness!No more!
*grabbing a space hopper and spritsteszter and bouncing*
Just let me get past 8 seconds! Yeehaaaaaw!
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Registered: Feb 2002 posted March 16, 2002 13:42
*comes stalking through the jungle sniffing the air with ears perked and tail wagging. Stops at the edge of clearing stupefied at the sight of naked kitties bouncing, growls to himself*
Now what the hell is this?
*Hides in bushes to watch the craziness*
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posted March 16, 2002 13:42 *comes stalking through the jungle sniffing the air with ears perked and tail wagging. Stops at the edge of clearing stupefied at the sight of naked kitties bouncing, growls to himself*Now what the hell is this?
*Hides in bushes to watch the craziness*
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IP: LoggedHankiSassy Eggs Posts: 519
Registered: Jun 2001 posted March 16, 2002 15:39
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Originally posted by La:
Uh oh, where's Hanki?
*Hanki runs into the new thread*
sheesh, this is what happens when you can't get online! new thread and you lot have been having fun without me! and now there's space hoppers!
*grabs some oil from katharyn*
last time i was here we were still doing nekkid trampolining! moved with the times right?
but never fear because i have salvaged some potato whisky from the old thread!
by the way did we leave the ship over there?
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"Thank you Professor Higgins, after one lesson I feel I can speak perfectly."
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posted March 16, 2002 15:39quote:
Originally posted by La:
Uh oh, where's Hanki?
*Hanki runs into the new thread*
sheesh, this is what happens when you can't get online! new thread and you lot have been having fun without me! and now there's space hoppers!
*grabs some oil from katharyn*
last time i was here we were still doing nekkid trampolining! moved with the times right?
but never fear because i have salvaged some potato whisky from the old thread!
by the way did we leave the ship over there?
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Hannah's Home -- My Collective Creative Crap
"Thank you Professor Higgins, after one lesson I feel I can speak perfectly."
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quote:IP: LoggedsupermusCool Monster Fighter Posts: 260
Registered: Jan 2002 posted March 16, 2002 15:48
Don't worry, if we want to leave(not that we ever would) we could just patch up my boat. If I can make a cocunut radio, a fishing pole, and a suburban hut community, surely I can fix a hole in a damn boat! (Sorry, Gilligan's Island trip there)
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posted March 16, 2002 15:48 Don't worry, if we want to leave(not that we ever would) we could just patch up my boat. If I can make a cocunut radio, a fishing pole, and a suburban hut community, surely I can fix a hole in a damn boat! (Sorry, Gilligan's Island trip there)IP: LoggedKatharynBig Pineapple Posts: 1070
Registered: Aug 2001 posted March 16, 2002 17:18
quote:
Originally posted by Hanki:
by the way did we leave the ship over there?
Never fear the old HMS Spoilerfree has been transferred from the old thread to the new and one day we will make our way on it.
In the mean time I, and a select - and rotating - group of dancing girls (I tire the poor dears out), will be maintaining the ship at regular intervals.
Focusing largely on the brig *ahem* and making sure that the spare space hoppers stay pumped up.
Katharyn
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You hear that baby?
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posted March 16, 2002 17:18quote:
Originally posted by Hanki:
by the way did we leave the ship over there?
Never fear the old HMS Spoilerfree has been transferred from the old thread to the new and one day we will make our way on it.
In the mean time I, and a select - and rotating - group of dancing girls (I tire the poor dears out), will be maintaining the ship at regular intervals.
Focusing largely on the brig *ahem* and making sure that the spare space hoppers stay pumped up.
Katharyn
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You hear that baby?
Posts: 260
Registered: Jan 2002 posted March 16, 2002 21:53
Hey Katharyn, you said a while ago you had a little relapse into spoilerdom :-(. Are you unspoiled other than what you saw there or have you stayed with a foot in spoilerville?
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Spike: I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What, can't go without your Buffy, is that it? Too chicken? Let's find her! She is the Chosen One after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Let's annihilate them. For justice - and for - the safety of puppies and Christmas, right? Let's *fight* that evil! - Let's *kill* something!
"And of course you can't become if you only say what you would've done. So I missed a million miles of fun"
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posted March 16, 2002 21:53 Hey Katharyn, you said a while ago you had a little relapse into spoilerdom :-(. Are you unspoiled other than what you saw there or have you stayed with a foot in spoilerville?------------------
Spike: I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What, can't go without your Buffy, is that it? Too chicken? Let's find her! She is the Chosen One after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Let's annihilate them. For justice - and for - the safety of puppies and Christmas, right? Let's *fight* that evil! - Let's *kill* something!
"And of course you can't become if you only say what you would've done. So I missed a million miles of fun"
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IP: LoggedCiccaCool Monster Fighter Posts: 152
Registered: Dec 2001 posted March 17, 2002 00:20
If the dancing girls are rotating, how can they maintain the ship? Won't they get dizzy?
*sucking on a sprietzetsizer*
Hey! Is that Dancing Girl Willow over there?
*watching as kitties stampede to DGW and sneaking off to oil Dancing Girl Tara*
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posted March 17, 2002 00:20 If the dancing girls are rotating, how can they maintain the ship? Won't they get dizzy?*sucking on a sprietzetsizer*
Hey! Is that Dancing Girl Willow over there?
*watching as kitties stampede to DGW and sneaking off to oil Dancing Girl Tara*
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Registered: Aug 2001 posted March 17, 2002 02:32
quote:
Originally posted by supermus:
Hey Katharyn, you said a while ago you had a little relapse into spoilerdom :-(. Are you unspoiled other than what you saw there or have you stayed with a foot in spoilerville?
*Submits to court martial*
Yeah supermus I lapsed (but not relapsed!) into spoilerdom... I think you know regarding what issue as you got back yourself - that is not a topic for this thread though. Other than what was "revealed" in that flurry I remain unspoiled regarding specific episode contents.
I like to think of that as "one foot in spoilerfree," and I have now vacated spoilerville buses in favour of spoilerfree space hoppers.
Right, now that I am my own court martial judge, I sentence myself to a couple of days in the brig... with the dancing girls. Well done for bringing that issue to my attention - have a promotion to Lieutenant. *Buying Supermus off and heading for the brig on the spacehoppers with the DG's*
Wolfie your in charge for a bit.
*bouncy bouncy*
Katharyn
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You hear that baby?
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posted March 17, 2002 02:32quote:
Originally posted by supermus:
Hey Katharyn, you said a while ago you had a little relapse into spoilerdom :-(. Are you unspoiled other than what you saw there or have you stayed with a foot in spoilerville?
*Submits to court martial*
Yeah supermus I lapsed (but not relapsed!) into spoilerdom... I think you know regarding what issue as you got back yourself - that is not a topic for this thread though. Other than what was "revealed" in that flurry I remain unspoiled regarding specific episode contents.
I like to think of that as "one foot in spoilerfree," and I have now vacated spoilerville buses in favour of spoilerfree space hoppers.
Right, now that I am my own court martial judge, I sentence myself to a couple of days in the brig... with the dancing girls. Well done for bringing that issue to my attention - have a promotion to Lieutenant. *Buying Supermus off and heading for the brig on the spacehoppers with the DG's*
Wolfie your in charge for a bit.
*bouncy bouncy*
Katharyn
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You hear that baby?
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quote:IP: LoggedStill Waters Run DeepCool Monster Fighter Posts: 287
Registered: Jul 2001 posted March 17, 2002 07:42
"Land, Land, I'm saved"
SwoRDie lands the remains of his catamaran, salvaged from the wreck that is the the season 6 spoiler thread, and kisses the silver [non-stick] sand. Just then a receeding wave deposits an un-opened can of Fosters Lager next to him. SWoRDie gulps down the Amber Nectar and looks around.
'I must be halucinating, All the toxic shock I received over in the S6 Spoiler Thread has done the mo-jo on my head. Kitties don't bounce around on space hoppers do they?'
A Kitten approaches with a bowl of fruit salad, saying 'we have trifle also'.
SWoRdie decides to stay put, if the Kittens will have him.
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love and kisses
Still Waters Run Deep
" Hi!..um..aw...shit...he he he....'Scuz me..er.. I did'nt mean to..er....expose myself to.. ,ya know..public...*groan* "
Amber...
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posted March 17, 2002 07:42 "Land, Land, I'm saved"SwoRDie lands the remains of his catamaran, salvaged from the wreck that is the the season 6 spoiler thread, and kisses the silver [non-stick] sand. Just then a receeding wave deposits an un-opened can of Fosters Lager next to him. SWoRDie gulps down the Amber Nectar and looks around.
'I must be halucinating, All the toxic shock I received over in the S6 Spoiler Thread has done the mo-jo on my head. Kitties don't bounce around on space hoppers do they?'
A Kitten approaches with a bowl of fruit salad, saying 'we have trifle also'.
SWoRdie decides to stay put, if the Kittens will have him.
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love and kisses
Still Waters Run Deep
" Hi!..um..aw...shit...he he he....'Scuz me..er.. I did'nt mean to..er....expose myself to.. ,ya know..public...*groan* "
Amber...
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Registered: Nov 2001 posted March 17, 2002 08:02
Welcome, SWoRDie!
*runs over to the newcomer with hugs, fruity tropical drinks, and some baby oil rescued from Katharyn before her return to the ship* grab yourself a space hopper from the pile over there and go crazy!*runs around to all of the new visitors to the island bearing drinks, baby oil and hugs*
Yay! The party's getting bigger and bigger!
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~La
"No good sittin' worryin' abou' it. What's comin' will
come, an' we'll meet it when it does."
~Hagrid, from "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire".
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posted March 17, 2002 08:02 Welcome, SWoRDie! *runs over to the newcomer with hugs, fruity tropical drinks, and some baby oil rescued from Katharyn before her return to the ship* grab yourself a space hopper from the pile over there and go crazy!*runs around to all of the new visitors to the island bearing drinks, baby oil and hugs*
Yay! The party's getting bigger and bigger!
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~La
"No good sittin' worryin' abou' it. What's comin' will
come, an' we'll meet it when it does."
~Hagrid, from "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire".
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Registered: Aug 2001 posted March 17, 2002 10:24
If anyone was wondering just what was happening in the brig... can I just say that the Dancing Girls were my beta readers and the Captain my muse... so thanks to them!
In a shameless, and bouncy, attempt at self-promotion may I direct the attention of the kittens to Different Coloured Pens and my, finally posted, fic which has just started. Spoiler free! I promise...
And welcome SWRD... of course we'll have you. We'll take anyone...
Katharyn
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You hear that baby?
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posted March 17, 2002 10:24 If anyone was wondering just what was happening in the brig... can I just say that the Dancing Girls were my beta readers and the Captain my muse... so thanks to them!In a shameless, and bouncy, attempt at self-promotion may I direct the attention of the kittens to Different Coloured Pens and my, finally posted, fic which has just started. Spoiler free! I promise...
And welcome SWRD... of course we'll have you. We'll take anyone...
Katharyn
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You hear that baby?
