Title –the shovel
• Author name – anne-sophie
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• Rating - PG-13,
• Disclaimer – Buffy the Vampire Slayer and all its characters are the property of Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy.
• Feedback- Feedback is always welcome
• Summary- Willow’s little shovel speech
• Notes- English isn’t my first language so please bear with me…
“If you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend.”
Willow tried to look threatening but even she had to admit that it wasn’t really working. Buffy’s new love interest didn’t really seem impressed.
‘God why can’t she date some little, scared, losery guy? Someone I can at least intimidate a little? But noooo, she always has to go for the special cases.’
‘I mean seriously first I have to look menacing while I give my little speech to a 200 year old (and still counting) vampire. And then to a soldier of the initiative. Okay, we didn’t know that at the time but come on the guy was tall. And now this, God knows what it’s going to be next time. Well hopefully there isn’t going to be a next time.’
With Parker and Spike she hadn’t even bothered, she knew that wasn’t going to last. She had more insight in someone else’s love life than hers.
‘Of course I don’t have to worry about my love life anymore. I have Tara now, sweet, beautiful, shy Tara who makes the best pancakes and gives the greatest hugs and kisses and…
Okay let’s focus on the being intimidating part here, lots of time for the naughty later.’
“And don’t you think that just because I’m some small geeky redhead I won’t follow my threats. Buffy is my best friend who is a girl and I won’t have anyone hurting her. She needs someone to look after her because between you and me she has the most horrible taste in men.”
“Uhm red, I don’t really have that ‘equipment’, you know?”
“Right, still if you upset her in any way, you will regret it to the last day of your life. I will…”
“Beat me to death with a shovel, I got it. Listen, I have to go to the magic box, Buffy and me are training together and you know how she gets when I’m late.”
“Oh okay, bye then.”
‘The-her-leaving-part wasn’t a part of the plan but I think she got the message.’
Faith grabbed her leather jacket and keys and started walking out of the door.
“Hey Willow?”
“Yeah?”
“I’m trying not to fuck this up, I waited too long for this chance and I’m going to do everything in my powers to make her happy.”
Before Willow could say anything the slayer was out of the door.
“Well that was a surprise.”
“I told you she was serious about it.”
“I know but it’s my job to warn all the new boyfriends. Or girlfriends in this case.”
“Well your work is done here sweetie.”
The redhead walked the few steps towards her lover. Stopping just a few centimetres before her so she could look at her fully. Her curvy body, her long neck, her luscious lips and finally her beautiful baby blue eyes.
“They are happy.” The hacker had to admit.
Losing the few centimetres the redhead let herself be hugged by the best hug-giver in Sunnydale.
“As happy as us?”
“Nobody is as happy as us. We’re the happiest.”
The blonde had to smile at her cute girlfriend. It really was amazing how happy they were. The couple soon lost their selves in each other’s arms.
“You know if your little speech hasn’t worked then we can go on another shovel-mission, that was fun.”
The smaller girl had to smile at that one, corn boy had been so surprised when he had found his vague disclaimer at his front door.
Really funny story... Could you please 
make a prequel where the corn boy mission is told...
