Once More With Bitterness - Soundtrack

[Rally]

One of us, not me, can actually sing really well.

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"Everyone's getting spanked but me and my bitter inner Peruvian fruit bat of happiness."

[Bookcat]

wow, that was excessively funny. I sent it to a friend, and of course, her first question was "Tara dies?"... oops. But then she thought it was funny too, so...

"Living for thirty minutes at a time with a break in the middle for adverts" - Elvis Costello

"Traumatic... breasts" - But I'm a Cheerleader

[eccentrictulip]

wooha!!!! we have our very own musical!!!!!! LOLOLOL....that was GREAT. thank you!!!!! i'm laughing so hard i have tears--lots of tears....lololol

~*we can't fight gravity on a planet that insists that love is like falling, and falling is like this....*~

[tommo]

You should get Autumn to do the Jerry Falwell bit. That's so great.

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No metaphors...just fucking.

[AutumnT]

Well, I think it's the only thing that's actually in my range. And hey, it's short. Even I can carry a tune for one sentence. But only one.

Autumn

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Buffy: I could wrestle naked in grease for a living and still be cleaner than after a shift at the Doublemeat.

Willow: Plus, I'd visit you at work every single day. --- "Normal Again" shooting script

[The Rose24]

LOLROF. Great job Rally.

Tara: My heart doesn't stutter.

Tara: Willow, I got so lost.
Willow: I found you. I will always find you.

Willow: Hi, um Tara. I was wondering maybe you want to go out some time for coffee? food? Kisses and gay love?

[willow420]

Wonderful. I'm just glad to have something to cheer me up after such awful spoilers.

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A.K.A. Liz


Xander:
She’s bitter
Willow:
Been shafted up the shitter (from Joss Makes It Hell by Tommo)

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Just say no to spuffy.

[tommo]

Aw Rally, you did a great job with the html. It looks great. Reads well too. Thanks so much.

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No metaphors...just fucking.

[the literary exterminator]

The HTML action does look nice. The segues are great, too.



If we see little nitpicky things that might need correcting, should we email someone or do you two not care so much?

[Rally]

We care, we are pretty anal about it, I am working on cleaning up some problems now. So wait until morning and then go ahead and send your nitpicks along. Right now I am doing so much changing, it keeps getting reposted because of the contraints of the editor.

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"Everyone's getting spanked but me and my bitter inner Peruvian fruit bat of happiness."

[the literary exterminator]

The obvious solution is to use vi (or vim) and copy/paste from that. Then you could regex your way to bulk formatting bliss.



Also, are you previewing your HTML in a stand-alone web page before putting it in a post? That could speed up things. It seems as though there would be some lag time between posting and viewing that could be eliminated by just doing all the editing, formatting, etc. off-board, and only pasting over the finished product.



You're probably doing all of this; I just see the post change a lot, so it seems like you're doing it all on-board.

[Rally]

No I am using an external editor to work in, as this built in editor sucks. But the preview chokes on stuff this large, so I have a mistake I need to go correct and then re cut and paste.

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"Everyone's getting spanked but me and my bitter inner Peruvian fruit bat of happiness."

[Reef]

Hey someone posted a bit of this and a link on the Cross and Stake board.

This could get around.

[urnofosiris]

Oh goodie, we'll probably get sued.



Rally, brilliant job with the collecting all this, thanks.

And to everybody who wrote this stuff, heh, might as well make the best of a shitty situation.

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A brilliant poem by The Literary Exterminator, inspired by Maya Angelou, poet extraordinaire:



It's the fire in my post, And the flash of my heat, The swing in my sig, And the joy in my delete.

I'm a kitten. Phenomenally. Phenomenal kitten, That's me.

[kyraroc]

Oh my God. That was fantastic. I love the added dialogue . . . I could not stop laughing at -



XITA: So. Tara’s life and sense of wellbeing is threated. Must be episode 19.



--- KR



(By the way, could someone erase my earlier post now that things have changed so it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever? Possibly because I'm unregistered, I can't seem to do it.)

[urnofosiris]

Done , if you want you can register yourself. You still won't be able to delete your posts, but you can edit them then, you could change the text into 'merry christmas' or something for example. (this may only be mildly amusing if you have read some of the old spoiler threads from around christmas time).

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A brilliant poem by The Literary Exterminator, inspired by Maya Angelou, poet extraordinaire:



It's the fire in my post, And the flash of my heat, The swing in my sig, And the joy in my delete.

I'm a kitten. Phenomenally. Phenomenal kitten, That's me.

[Meganhovey]

I was killing time, and decided to check the thread. Little did I know I was gonna be reading forever! But WOW, it was awesome. Ya'll rock. Really, they need to hire kittens to write for the show. *sigh*



Meg

[WebWarlock]

I just rechecked the first page.

This is great! I love this, my bright shinny hope in all this darkness.



I would not worry about being sued. This clearly falls under the "fair use/parody" domain. Granted, I am not a lawyer, I have just been threatend with lawsuits before Relax. It has been at least 2 years since I have had a website shut down because of my stuff.



Warlock

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Web Warlock

The Other Side: http://www.xtreme-gaming.com/theotherside/

ShadowEarth Games: http://www.rpghost.com/WebWarlock/

Liber Mysterium: the Netbook of Witches and Warlocks

Edited by: WebWarlock at: 4/16/02 10:41:20 am

[Shewolf]

ROFL!



That was...excellent-funny and sarcastic, and I could hear the songs in my head (of course, the fact that I still listen to the OMWF soundtrack every day helped).



It's good to know the spoiler board still has no humour in it (although optimisism seems like an urban legend by now).

[tommo]

Oh they can sue my ass. Just me, that is, not the other people who contributed. I don't care. I'm British. We've built a whole culture on taking the piss.



And this is on Cross and Stake is it? Hmm. Interesting. I hope it does get around, if only to show that the Kitten Board houses some of the finest and wittiest talents on the net. So there.

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No metaphors...just fucking.

[ninjitsugrrl]

I can't believe I hadn't discovered this thread before! I love the songs. It's good to see that there are so many people who are just as bitter, if not more so, as i am. : -->

Tara: Do you mind if I keep the light on? I was gonna look up some spells.
Willow: That's fine, I don't need to be snuggled...
Tara: Vixen!

[AutumnT]

Hey shouldn't I be getting a big kiss at the end? I'm feeling ripped off!

Autumn

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Buffy: I could wrestle naked in grease for a living and still be cleaner than after a shift at the Doublemeat.

Willow: Plus, I'd visit you at work every single day. --- "Normal Again" shooting script

[Rally]

I will put it up on my site as well now that I think I am about 99% done with the html work. It's a must read, and I am happy I was able to play a part in it's creation.

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"Everyone's getting spanked but me and my bitter inner Peruvian fruit bat of happiness."

[tommo]

Yeah Autumn, sorry about the kissing thing. I just decided that perhaps it was better we didn't. I'm not sure I could stop at just kissing you see...

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No metaphors...just fucking.

[AutumnT]

Yeah, yeah.



First the kissing then crashing all the threads then next thing you know it's sex at the Bronze Beta.



I see your point.

Autumn

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Buffy: I could wrestle naked in grease for a living and still be cleaner than after a shift at the Doublemeat.

Willow: Plus, I'd visit you at work every single day. --- "Normal Again" shooting script

[tommo]

Can I just say that I hope Joss and Marti and all the wankers at ME get to read this. Read it properly. Read it and friggin' weep.

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No metaphors...just fucking.

[Rally]

Well I still want to give a copy to Amber in BraBra...



Marti and Joss can have theirs at the end of the season if our script ends up spelling out how the season ends...with lots of beer and a great deal of bitterness.

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"Everyone's getting spanked but me and my bitter inner Peruvian fruit bat of happiness."

[tommo]

If? If?



I'd go with your first instinct Rally. Forget the if.

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No metaphors...just fucking.

[Willowlicious]

See, now I feel bad. I had no idea these parodies were intended as part of a "project." I just thought it sounded like fun and wrote mine in about five minutes while under the influence of more than one substance. Now there are two "Theory" songs...and mine doesn't really fit. If I'd known it was supposed to fit, I would have made it fit. I was just goofing around. Sigh.



Anyway, oooops. Sorry.



Amy



(Who would have loved to have actually helped, but still can't get her damn computer to let her into the chat room.)

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"Soft hair and a velvet tongue, I wanna give you what you give to me

And every breath that is in your lungs is a tiny little gift to me."

The White Stripes

Edited by: Willowlicious at: 4/16/02 12:38:27 pm

[the literary exterminator]

Gosh, Rally. It looks gorgeous. The colors and spacing or great. And they the way both of you put the diaologue together is spectacular.

Edited by: the literary exterminator at: 4/16/02 12:44:29 pm