Same Disclaimers, same descriptions, see the first chapter for all of that stuff. Kittens rock! Feedback rocks! You guys are doing great on both fronts. Oh, the rocking.
Chapter 6: Check-in
The sun was up, but Willow was still wearing warm flannel nighties. At some point during the night, she had a hard time getting to sleep, which was not aided by the lingering thoughts of The Incoming Date.
Willow sighed, wishing her couch felt a little bit more like Tara. The TV was off, but her trusty cellphone was lying right next to her. The fact that her Council liaisons hadn’t called despite the fact that it was check-in week continued to niggle her ever since Monday. It would be an unwitchy check-in, but a check-in nonetheless.
Willow tried wiping the sleep from her eyes, but was rewarded with the theme song from Charlie’s Angels. She dived on her phone a moment later, flipping the cellphone open as quickly as possible.
“Hello?”
“Good aftuhnoon, madame. May I plea-yawse speak to Miss Willow Rosenberg?”
“Xander, what?”
“I do not have the foggiest clue as to whom you could be talking about. This Kuh-zander of whom you speak is naht on thuh line.”
“Xander, this isn’t funny anymore. I know you’re not Giles!” Willow started pointing her finger and waving it, until she realized that Xander couldn’t see her.
“Nice try dorko, give me the phone.”
“Hey! Hey, that is my cellphone!” Xander protested. “Ow! Buffy, that hurt!”
“Buffy? Buffy, is that you?” Willow smiled. “It must be you.”
“Yup, how’s my best friend? Willow, I have so many things to tell you about, but . . . ” Buffy paused. “I hate saying this, but we’ve gotta rush, we have to catch a train and then there’s a lot of rushing around, some sort of cryptic thing we’re dealing with. We’ll have to check-in now, maybe call you back later.”
“Yeah, later. No, no later. That is, not if it’s a today later.” Willow sighed. Talking to her best friends always happened later, whenever later was. “Fire away.”
“Okay, last time Giles sent questions, but today the leader of the Coven decided to send us some questions to get answers from you.”
“Questions about the abduction or just questions?” Willow’s hand started to shake, she switched the cellphone to her other hand.
“So far as I can tell, just questions. Two questions. God, this is weird. Xander, do you remember if there’s anything else we have to ask? Xander, I’m talking to you. Xander, stop pouting, I’ll give you your phone back in a second.” Buffy huffed. “Fine, fine, talk to her for a little while, but we have to get out of this inn in about twenty minutes, so make it snappy. We still have to ask the questions.”
“Whoo!” Xander crowed. “How’s the Willster doing?”
“I’m, uh, I’m pretty good now.” Willow smiled, remembering Tara. “Really good now. All good. Um, how are you?”
“I’m pretty good. Me and Buffy are hunting down this dimension-hopping demon thing. It’s a pretty good assignment, we haven’t seen any action in weeks. Really, really relaxing. Sometimes. When its not scary.” Xander trailed off, looking down at the questions. “Are you ready for some questions?”
“Yeah, but is there something you wanted to tell me?”
“No, no, it can wait. Maybe later. First question: have you done any spells recently?”
“No. Haven’t for about a year.”
“Okay, second question: have you recently met anyone who practices any magick?”
“Nope. At least, I don’t think so. One of my co-workers seems to be tossing his seduction technique in my direction . . . it’s failing so far.”
“Poor guy. You haven’t had the ‘I’m a lesbian’ talk with your office yet?”
“I’m hoping it never comes up. I mean, coming out once was bad enough, but to continue? That’s just indulgent of me.” Willow answered truthfully. “I’m getting sort of indulgent with my lesbian self. Did you get my email?”
“Yes, ma’am. I say go for it. Plus Buffy did a background check, this Tara chick seems really nice. And very punctual with her bills.”
“You guys ran a background check on her?” Willow hissed.
“Um, maybe? Hey, look Buffy wants to talk to you!” Xander scampered away.
“Xander, don’t forget to pack the second tome in the hideaway section of my carry on.” Buffy confidentially into the phone. “Willow, do you feel safe where you are?”
“Yes.” Willow admitted. It was hard to stay angry at either Buffy or Xander, especially when they were just trying to keep her safe. “It’s pretty safe. My apartment’s tight as a drum, my landlord’s okay. My jobs oodles of fun. Well, not so much fun fun as ‘hey lookit me, I’m an adult now’ fun. Cambridge is nice, y’know.”
“How safe do you feel? Do you think that someone else could take you again?”
Willow sighed. “I don’t know Buffy.”
Buffy sighed. “Here, Xander wants to talk.”
"Willow, we should talk, in person. We're both scared and we want to see you. We could fortify your new place with all sorts of anti-Willow-killer things, whaddya say?"
"That would be great oh runner-of-background-checks and things I don’t need.”
“Hmm . . . is that a yes or no?”
“It’s a yes, doofus.”
“Well, if that’s a yes, then, Buffy and I will show up sometime soon-ish. Or maybe not so soon-ish. A month, maybe two months? Buffy, you know you’re no good at charades, just say the words out loud. Ow!”
“That righteous punch was because I am
so good at charades, liar.” Buffy giggled. “Anyway, we’ll drop in in a couple of months, when things are less frightening. But we may not be able to give you a lot of warning. Or really any warning at all.”
“That’s okay. Mi casa es su casa. Drop in anytime guys.”
“Love you lots, bye.”
“Bye Buff, bye Xander.”