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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby kisstheviolets » Sun Feb 26, 2006 5:26 pm

my prison bitch name is "shirt lifter" - now, am i lifting my own shirt or someone else's?? cause i can really only get with the latter.
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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby chronic » Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:39 am

With my real name I'm Fist Fucker, with chronic I'm Sodom Insane. Could be worse...
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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby Willow Watcher » Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:12 pm

Mine is Queenie because I am Queen Bitch. Seriously, ask anyone!
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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby FloatingRose » Tue Feb 28, 2006 8:22 pm

hm.. mine turned out be Jizz Mouth. freakin' lovely.. lol. *sarcasm*
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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby candybabe86 » Fri Mar 03, 2006 9:41 pm

When I found this I spent a good 10 minutes laughing... and struggling to breathe. :lol

Now that I can breathe again... I just have to test this out.

My real name came up with... Screw's Choice. :eyebrow

My nickname came up with... Dirtbox Demon. :wtf

My screen name came up with... Skank Cunt. :happy

Huh. Interesting. Guess it's a good thing i'm a good girl huh? :flirt

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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby Sandman78 » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:06 am

Let's see.. my prison bitch name is "The Piss Guzzler" :shock
...haven't seen that one yet...don't know whether to be proud
or disgusted (I think I'll go with the ladder of the two). :lol
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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby seizethemomentgirl » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:45 am

you got "The Piss Guzzler" too! thats weird. i got that one with my nickname. my real name got "Rim shot".
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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby Lucian » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:17 pm

The Perv.

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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby NewRuthRising » Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:54 am

The Scatmaster.

Erm...
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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby rezeaka » Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:33 am

with my real name I am, "Fruit Loop"...

with my screenname I am, "Squealing Piglet"

Is it just me...or do NEITHER of those sound remotely sexual? Seems like most of ya'll got some sort of sexual names...or at least somewhat perverse or kinky....harrummpf. ;)

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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby umgaynow » Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:51 am

Well, my Kitten name comes up as Butt Whore

My screen name as Soap Jockey

I really think I'll stick with those instead of my real name...I don't think I'd care to be called Shit Eater

Then again I really don't think I'd care to go to prison in a state where they make the prisoners manufacture license plates that read Live Free or Die quite twisted if you ask me :shy
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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby db » Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:59 am

Real name: Pillow Biter
Screen name: Catcher's Mitt

hmmm. not sure what those names imply... exactly.
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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby umgaynow » Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:45 pm

db wrote:Real name: Pillow Biter
Screen name: Catcher's Mitt

hmmm. not sure what those names imply... exactly.


Either way yer spendin' a lotta time on yer knees...
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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby Knock yourself out » Sat Aug 12, 2006 3:36 am

My screen name makes me a Queer Johnny (which sounds like a British expression from the 50s) and my real name makes me a Squealing Piglet...
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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby Thianne » Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:55 am

My real name makes me Double Fisted

Vale: Bowel Boy :wtf

Thianne: Whore

Jailbait: Fist Fucker

well.....i think i'll go with Whore....LOL
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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby Krokador » Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:08 pm

Okay i think gotcha all beat wiht the worse prison bitch name

real name: George's Bush

Krokador:Cornholio *shrugs*

Crash (cuz ive earned the nickname, lmao):Ankle Grabber

well... anyway, i dont wanna be a bush :paranoid
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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby DameSansMerci » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:02 pm

uhh..okay...so my names are:
Real Name: Tush Taster
First Name: Butt whore
DameSansMerci: Wannabe

Wannabe? I beg your pardon...i'm IT BITCH! LOL . Grrrrr...anger at the machine...
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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby Lucifer » Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:32 pm

my real name is: Pillow biter
my nickname is: The Undertaker

er...pillow biter? no..exactly the opposite...
the undertaker?...i have no idea what to say to that...
at least it wasnt something unduly gross...
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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby willntarra4eva » Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:21 pm

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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby Saena » Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:33 pm

I put in my real name and got "The Scatmaster". At least that's somewhere in the remotely bearable range.

This thread makes me laugh. So much. :D

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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby kisstheviolets » Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:17 pm

Saena wrote:I put in my real name and got "The Scatmaster". At least that's somewhere in the remotely bearable range.


seriously? that's probably the most revolting one i can think of. do you know what scat is??

with just my first name i get: fist fucker
full name: shirt lifter

i kind of dig both. haha.
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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby spells42 » Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:49 am

You won't believe what my real name got - The Beaver! Oh yeah, that's me. lmao....
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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby NeTGiRL » Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:09 am

Gummer - full name
Howard Sperm - first name
Jailhouse Cock - screen name

I'm not sure which PBN I'm going to choose.. :stink
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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby Uzu » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:28 am

Fruit Loop Eh? Isn't that the name of a cereal? Heh. Could be a cereal killer. Oooo...bad BAD pun...
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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby Brianna » Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:14 am

real name: Nut Buster
nikname: The One-Eyed Ogre
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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby stenen » Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:20 am

hehe..
I'm Dirt Devil :hmm
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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby kivrin » Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:18 pm

me too, ok dirt devil it could be worse!
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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby Nikka » Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:32 pm

I'm Turd Burglar... I don't get it. :hmm
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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby keme » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:19 am

I'm Wannabe. So disappointing.
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Re: Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

Postby StaceAngel » Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:51 pm

Full name- Gummer

First name- Rump Ranger

Screen name- Fudge Sucker

thats... greeeat.. :lol

I like rump ranger :lol hear that! im THE rump ranger :-| y'all watch yourselves :-|...

*giggles* i jooooke!

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