What's your secret Super-Hero identity?

[umgaynow]

http://www.humorscope.com/hero.html

So, what's your secret super-hero identity? Check out our girls!

Name: Red Fox
Secret Identity: Willow Rosenberg
Special Power: Invisibility
Transportation: Nuclear Rocket
Weapon: Psionic Blade
Costume: 100% Cotton Cape
Sidekick: Black Dan (sounds like a good name for Xander, huh?)
Nemesis: Marvin The Flatulent
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to yogurt
Favorite Food: Tacos

Name: Lady Woman (so curvy she needs 2 womanly descriptors!)
Secret Identity: Tara Maclay
Special Power: Incredible Enigma
Transportation: Nuclear Rocket (apparently the family vehicle)
Weapon: Gamma Cutlass
Costume: Chain Snow Suit
Sidekick: Withers
Nemesis: Eric The Sneaky
Tragic Flaw: Clumsiness
Favorite Food: Peanuts

I'd tell ya mine but then it wouldn't be secret anymore

[Candleshoe]

Apparently I am Angel Wolf. I carry a nuclear spear and a X-ray flare, and I ride a wonder horse. I have to watch out for my arch nemesis Marvin the Unspeakable. I actually know a Martin who is pretty unspeakable, so I may just watch out for him instead if that's OK?

[SithLordWiccan]

Name: Blue Panther
Secret Identity: Alex Severinski
Special Power: Electric Gaze
Transportation: Magnetic Scooter
Weapon: Psionic Grenade
Costume: Electric Sport Coat
Sidekick: Clarence
Nemesis: Eric the Flatulent
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to chocolate
Favorite Food: Clam Chowder

Well that's...interesting...

[Emms]

Woo! I'm:

Name: Lady Gal
Secret Identity: (I'm not telling...that's why it's secret, geeze...)
Special Power: Electric Blast
Transportation: Quantum Plane
Weapon: Neutron Pistol
Costume: Fibersteel Helmet
Sidekick: Caruthers
Nemesis: Harold the Puzzler
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to garlic
Favorite Food: Strawberries

But um...addicted to garlic? I don't think so.



xoxo
Emms

[Insanity]

Ohhh that is FUN!!!

Name: Blaze Flame
Secret Identity: It's secret dude!
Special Power: Blazing Feet
Transportation: Turbo Rollerblades
Weapon: Lightning Grenade
Costume: Alligator Pajamas (HA! That's the coolest costume ever!
Sidekick: Pollonius
Nemesis: John the Blue
Tragic Flaw: Fear of bugs
Favorite Food: French Toast


And my gf got:

Name: Flame Sister
Secret Identity: Secret, too!
Special Power: Nuclear Stick
Transportation: Nuclear Bicycle
Weapon: Neutron Lasso
Costume: 100 Percent Cotton Pajamas
Sidekick: Hermione (OMG! I am sooo jealous right now!!)
Nemesis: Tim the Assassin
Tragic Flaw: Clumsiness
Favorite Food: Lasagna


This is really funny!!!

[Spighy]

Well, I am....

Name: Thunder Gal
Secret Identity: it *is* a secret
Special Power: Flight
Transportation: Shamu the Elephant
Weapon: Dimensional Spear
Costume: Golden Helmet
Sidekick: Jumpin' Jim
Nemesis: Cindy the Black
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to chocolate
Favorite Food: French Fries

[DreamLover]

Name: Golden Sister
Secret Identity: XXXXXXXXXXX
Special Power: Nuclear Blast
Transportation: Turbo Jet
Weapon: Lightning Blade
Costume: Carbonite Booties
Sidekick: Bones
Nemesis: John the Sneaky
Tragic Flaw: Claustrophobia
Favorite Food: Green Beans


GREEEEEEENNNNN BEAAANSS that is a joke right ...yak

[Jennpurr]

Name: Barbarella
Secret Identity: I'll never tell
Special Power: Invisible Enigma
Transportation: Nuclear Umbrella
Weapon: Dimensional Grenade
Costume: Golden Evening Gown
Sidekick: Merry
Nemesis: Jack the Elder
Tragic Flaw: Clumsiness
Favorite Food: Onion Rings




Jen

[EndlessDestiny]

Name: Scary Flame
Secret Identity: L A
Special Power: Incredible Energy
Transportation: Nuclear Skateboard
Weapon: Psionic Carbine
Costume: Leopard Skin Cowl
Sidekick: the Professor
Nemesis: Melvin the Ripper
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to solitaire
Favorite Food: Fried Chicken

though I think Super Clutz would be better

[umgaynow]

Aw Man! You get to be Barbarella!!!
(picturing Jenn in all Jane Fonda's slinky little space outfits...or at least imaginary Jenn since I have no idea what she looks like)

[kindagay]

Name: Citronella
Secret Identity: I'd tell you, but, then I'd have to kill you (*rolls eyes at self because of how very lame that was*)
Special Power: Flaming Enigma
Transportation: Nuclear Submarine
Weapon: Gamma Blunderbuss
Costume: Electric Snow Suit
Sidekick: Black Dan
Nemesis: Jasmine the Flatulent
Tragic Flaw: Clumsiness
Favorite Food: Green Beans

Hugs
Jeanne

[Brianna]

Name: Lady Gal
Secret Identity:
Special Power: Kinetic Spear
Transportation: Nuclear Rollerblades
Weapon: Dimensional Whip
Costume: 100 Percent Cotton Gauntlets
Sidekick: Squinty Clint
Nemesis: Ming the Puzzler
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to corn dogs
Favorite Food: Onion Rings

[Alicepire]

Name: Ice Dancer
Secret Identity: Not even I know that one
Special Power: Invisibility
Transportation: Alien Skateboard
Weapon: Psionic Pistol
Costume: String Skin
Sidekick: Samwise
Nemesis: Eric the Deadly
Tragic Flaw: Clumsiness
Favorite Food: Strawberries

and Hec got:

Name: Thunder Man
Secret Identity: Hec Doorkenmouse
Special Power: Flight
Transportation: Alien Car
Weapon: X-Ray Rifle
Costume: Leopard Skin Skin
Sidekick: Igor
Nemesis: Arnold the Sneaky
Tragic Flaw: Laziness
Favorite Food: Stroganoff

[mangled_monkey]

What's scary is how accurate some of this is.

Name: Lightning Girl (Because of my electric personality! Haha, I kill myself.)
Secret Identity: Sara Bragdon (Feel free to stalk me, there are three Sara Bragdons in my state.)
Special Power: Bionic Spear
Transportation: Quantum Minivan (The minivan fits because I am the world's youngest soccer mom without kids. Ever!)
Weapon: Ion Cutlass
Costume: Fibersteel Booties
Sidekick: Sundance (Great name for my best friend! I've called her Sundance before.)
Nemesis: Arnold the Deadly (Ok, so I know no Arnolds, but still.)
Tragic Flaw: Fear of timber wolves (This one made me cause there's a middle school directly across the street from my house, and the mascot is the Shady Grove Timberwolves. Those kids scare me to death!)
Favorite Food: Melon (Also quite accurate, except my MOSTEST favorite food is broccolli.)

[Uzu]

Name: Angel Wolf
Secret Identity: ?
Special Power: Invisibility<---It's like a swanky version of lurking!:P
Transportation: Alien Bike
Weapon: Dimensional Blade (shwing!)
Costume: Silk Leotard<---AhahahahahaHAHAHA!
Sidekick: Hop-a-long Cassie I have a one legged side-kick!
Nemesis: Harold the Assassin
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to solitaire
Favorite Food: Cheez Whiz

[kivrin]

Name: Lady Wolf
Secret Identity: kivrin
Special Power: Nuclear Push
Transportation: Nuclear Bicycle
Weapon: Ice Whip
Costume: Golden Robe
Sidekick: Merry
Nemesis: Jack the Ripper
Tragic Flaw: Fear of snakes
Favorite Food: Green Beans (eeew )

[StaceAngel]

Name: Silver Woman
Secret Identity: Stace
Special Power: Psionic Stick
Transportation: Electric Bike
Weapon: Dimensional Blade
Costume: Chain Pajamas
Sidekick: Squinty Clint
Nemesis: John the Younger
Tragic Flaw: Laziness
Favorite Food: Cashews

Thats about right i do love the odd cashew or seven!

[Belli Bear]

Name: Madame Wolf
Secret Identity: Bellness
Special Power: Blazing Enigma
Transportation: Electric Motorcycle
Weapon: Ice Rifle
Costume: 100 Percent Cotton Robe
Sidekick: Samwise
Nemesis: Ming the Ripper
Tragic Flaw: Narcolepsy
Favorite Food: Sardines

the narcolepsy thing is SPOT on and mmmm.. electric motorcycle.. yuuumy...

[willowsbrain]

Name: Red Girl
Secret Identity:
Special Power: Nuclear Blast
Transportation: Wonder Horse ---> LOL
Weapon: Photon Blade
Costume: Dragonhide Bikini
Sidekick: Bud
Nemesis: Tim the Clever
Tragic Flaw: Fear of commitment
Favorite Food: Tacos

[-Always-]

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Gravity Dancer
Secret Identity: K** *****
Special Power: Walk through walls
Transportation: Electric Rocket
Weapon: Meson Pistol
Costume: Golden Robe
Sidekick: Bud
Nemesis: John the Mad
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to chocolate
Favorite Food: Twinkies

[tazraven]

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

Name: Captain Panther
Secret Identity: Sara *****
Special Power: Magnetic Fart
Transportation: Nuclear Train
Weapon: Meson Whip
Costume: Stainless Steel Cape
Sidekick: Clarence
Nemesis: Ming the Ugly
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to spinach
Favorite Food: Peanuts

~Sara

[writerfreak]

Name: Madame Wolf
Secret Identity: Amanda Smith
Special Power: Twisting Finger
Transportation: Quantum Bathtub
Weapon: X-Ray Pistol
Costume: Bulletproof Robe
Sidekick: Pollonius
Nemesis: Marvin the Ripper
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to squash
Favorite Food: Stroganoff

[river]

Name: Citronella
Secret Identity: river
Special Power: Psychotronic Gaze
Transportation: Magnetic Rocket
Weapon: Flame Cannon
Costume: Vinyl Evening Gown
Sidekick: Pollonius
Nemesis: Cindy the Deadly
Tragic Flaw: Claustrophobia
Favorite Food: Spaghetti

i am not happy with that

[littlewicca]

Name: Flame Fox
Secret Identity: little wicca
Special Power: Blazing Ears
Transportation: Magnetic Plane
Weapon: Electron Cannon
Costume: Alligator Skin
Sidekick: Dumbo
Nemesis: Arnold the Evil
Tragic Flaw: Fear of falling
Favorite Food: Clam Chowder

I will tell you in my way

Name: Flame Fox
Secret Identity: little wicca
Special Power: Blazing Ears
Transportation: teletransportation
Weapon: Hands and Magic
Costume: Alligator Skin
Sidekick: Dumbo
Nemesis: warren
Tragic Flaw: Losing a loved person
Favorite Food: Chocolate

[GoodWitch]

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

Name: Madame Muffin.... (Too Funny! Muffin is a term of endearment I use with some of my cats)
Secret Identity: Jan Vaughan (Say this like James Bond says it: "The name's Vaughan, Jan Vaughan")
Special Power: Incredible Enigma (Ahhh, What's That?)
Transportation: Electric Minivan (OK tracing back to my hippie days & I'm old enough to have actually Been a Hippie)
Weapon: Gamma Spear (Cool!)
Costume: Vinyl Skin (Cooler!)
Sidekick: Clarence (the dog)
Nemesis: Nancy the Ripper (but we are secretly in love with each other )
Tragic Flaw: Fear of heights (So I hang-glide over Yosemitee just to get over the fear)
Favorite Food: Onion Rings (YES!)

[Willowtree252]

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Lady Raven
Secret Identity: Puss in Boots
Special Power: Psionic Blast
Transportation: Magnetic Truck
Weapon: Gamma Whip (kinky)
Costume: 100 Percent Cotton Bikini
Sidekick: Bufurt
Nemesis: Melvin the Ripper
Tragic Flaw: Big nose
Favorite Food: Lasagna (mmmmm good) If yall only knew how close to the truth this is

[Numen]

Name: Citronella

Secret Identity: there's reason why it's *secret* identity
Special Power: Freezing Tentacles (:lol, that sounds....scary)
Transportation: Alien Rollerblades
Weapon: Meson Grenade
Costume: Electric Robe (better to rememer that I shouldn't swim while wearing it)
Sidekick: Mary Anne
Nemesis: Marvin the Riddler
Tragic Flaw: Fear of short people
Favorite Food: Cake

[JujuDeRoussie]

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Angel Snake <<
Secret Identity: Julia DeRoussie
Special Power: Flaming Enigma
Transportation: Turbo Motorcycle
Weapon: Graviton Blunderbuss
Costume: Carbonite Nightgown
Sidekick: Black Dan
Nemesis: Marvin the Deadly
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to sugar <<
Favorite Food: Chocolate <<< who can blame me?

[gorn]

Name: Ice Raven (I'm not impressed ...)
Secret Identity: Wynn
Special Power: Flight (that's it?? Flight??)
Transportation: Psionic Tricycle (A tricycle?? I'm 6'4"! at least it's psionic ...)
Weapon: Dimensional Flare (Sounds more like something I can use when my Psionic Tricycle breaks down than a weapon ...)
Costume: Fibersteel Sport Coat (shaZAM!! That's nice)
Sidekick: Odd Job (I sure hope it's that guy from Goldfinger!!)
Nemesis: Nancy the Clever (Good lord, between this and the tricycle I sound like a kindergarten superhero ...)
Tragic Flaw: Fear of bugs (fair enough)
Favorite Food: Cheez Whiz (at least they got something right)

My special power is Flight?? Boy, did I get shortchanged! Every superhero can AT LEAST fly! Batman's got a garage full of stuff that flies. And when my Psionic Tricycle breaks down, I can leave a Dimensional Flare on the side of the road.

I suck. Nancy the Clever is gonna whup my ass.

[tazraven]

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

Name: Blue Raven
Secret Identity: For me to know, and you never to find out...
Special Power: Psychotronic Breath
Transportation: Nuclear Skateboard
Weapon: Flame Flare
Costume: Leather Bikini
Sidekick: Clarence
Nemesis: Harold the Sneaky
Tragic Flaw: Fear of commitment
Favorite Food: Pie