Prison Bitch -- What's your name?

[GayNow]

Okay, so I was watching "The Graham Norton Effect" on LOGO. Funny guy. Anyway, he was using this website to determine his guests' "Prison Bitch Name." Really quite funny and easy to do.

So I tried it out.

My Prison Bitch name is....Bruce

What's your Prison Bitch Name?

Click the link and find out...then share with the rest of us.

[jago]

Apparently I'm ... um ... Finger Fucker.

[Candleshoe]

Clearly I'm very naive, but is "Skin Flautist" even a name? Perhaps it refers to some kind of sexual practice....oh, I think I might be getting it.

*attempts to whistle nonchalently*

ETA: Or I could use "Wish Bone" which is what I get using Candleshoe. I think that is better as it surely refers to roast chickens. Unless 'bone' is....oh no, that one's very rude too, isn't it?

[watty]

share with the rest of us

Clearly this is a ruse to find out the real names of those of us who prefer to be, um, hidden. There must be some weird letter combination cipher thingy. I mean, how can anthing that appeared on Graham Norton be remotely normal?

I'm double fisted. Heh. Then again "watty boss" is shirt lifter. I don't know which is worse. I need to go sit on an ice cube now.
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[FineyMcFine]

HA! My current Prison Bitch name is "Wannabe".

Unsatisfied, I entered in my maiden name.

"The Wanker."

I think I'll stick with "Wannabe."

[Shinnen]

Rump Ranger

[pacou]

Actually I'm Tush Taster!

Now what's that supposed to mean?

I'm so evil and skanky! And I think I´m kinda gay!

-Viv-

[Trom DeGrey]

*sigh* The first person that calls me Ass Master is dead.


ETA: I tried the online nick and got Bowel Boy the first time. I didn't post right away though and when I went back to see what it was again (Wouldn't you try to forget that name?) it came up with Pillow Biter. I could due without all of them.

Did anyone else try your name more than once to see if anything different came up?

[Foomatic]

hehe . . . Count Suckula

[Artemis]

"Tiny Hiney".

Which suggests, among other things, that I should stay the heck away from 'Double Fisted' Watty-boss I can't believe I just wrote that...

[dorksrcool]

What the hell is a goo gobbler? That sounds disgusting!

[Emms]

"Lips" here

LOL

I wonder what that means...

xoxo
Emms

[JustSkipIt]

Ok, I did FN=Just, LN=Skip

Fist Fucker - Could be worse.

[VMarie]

Ok, if I use my first name...my prison name is "Lips." If I use my middle name, then apparently I am "Boy Bitch."

I think I'd rather be, "Lips."

[Emms]

The overly optimistic JustSkipIt wrote:

Fist Fucker - Could be worse.

Nope. I really don't think it could get any worse than that.

xoxo
EmmsI

[potential_angel]

Well that's just great, I'm Skank Cunt if i use my full name and Man Hole if I use just Mel.

[tarawhipped]

Commie Girl here, and my wife is Screw's Choice.

-Cam

[justin]

Well I'm Glory Hole

[FineyMcFine]

If I use SallyMcFine then I'm Butt Whore.

[Jennpurr]

I'm Wish Bone.

[Sasha]

I'm Cornholio, which doesn't sound too bad to me, but maybe that's because I'm a very innocent naive little girl.

[cathy dax]

weirdly enough i am "Wish Bone" too. Or Gerbil. I didn´t even know what a gerbil was before i looked it up in a dictionary.

[GayNow]

If I use SallyMcFine then I'm Butt Whore.

[Spighy]

Well, if I use my real name I'm Wish Bone; with Spighy I'm Gotti's Boy and if I use the nickname that I go by most of the time, I'm Rump Ranger

[SithLordWiccan]

Apparently, I'm gonna be known as Shit Eater.

Right...

[YMKA]

Well well well....very interesting

Now...if I use my "passport" name... I'm Needle Dick ..... if I use my full name ...I'm Ben Dover....and if I use my nickname... I'm Fuck Stick ......I'm not sure which one I prefer.....

[DreamLover]

Well if I use my nicknames it's The Scatmaster or Rim Shot

Rhiannon we all know her is too shy to post so here I am posting for my dare old friend... her nick name will make her Mayonaise Queen but her real name will give her the name I know she will like Finger Fucker :lol that is so you Rhi....

Henster

[Jennpurr]

I typed in Jennpurr to see what I would get and it said: Queenie I never knew I was a fabulous gay boy.

[Gatito Grande]

"Famous Anus"

GG Really love your new avatar, Jenn: the way Jake's ear *pops* just so! Out

[Jennpurr]

Really love your new avatar, Jenn: the way Jake's ear *pops* just so!

Thank you, GG. I appreciate the compliment. I never noticed the ear pop until after I had made the avatar and didn't really pay attention until you mentioned it. It's cute.

Thanks again.