TV Show Trivia Thread

[Jennpurr]

I don't think there's a thread like this anywhere. If there is, please feel free to close this and point me in the right direction.

This thread is just like the movie trivia thread except you quote from TV shows here.

Have fun.

I'll start:


Why don't you find yourself some nice fuzzy lezzy with a therapist license and work it out.


Jen

[HalfCamel]

Brian from Queer as Folk?

If so, here’s mine:

I don't eat bagels. Bagels are like glue in your intestines and ensure that everything that enters your body will remain there until you die.

[dorksrcool]

That's Michel from Gilmore Girls

#1: How are you holding up?
#2: Well, if I had two more tongues, I'd be the happiest person on Earth.
#1: (lights a cigarette) Second happiest.

[Jennpurr]

That's Paul and Jamie from Mad About You, correct?

That my sister is a pootie chasin' dog, who deserves to be tied down and whupped upside the head, but it doesn't change the fact that she loves you more than she loves her own life. And that you should finish punishing her and get back to figuring on how to live with one another for the next 50 years or more.

[ambercissism]

That's Kit from The L Word



This one is one of the best I've ever seen on TV/DVD

Person 1: "May I really... touch you?"

Person 2: "Oh ***, I think I shall die if you don't!"

[Jennpurr]

That's Kitty and Nan from Tipping the Velvet

High altitude enhances the entire sexual experience. It increases the euphoria.


Jen

[sakkara]

that would be gil grissom from csi.

"to conquer others is to have power. to conquer yourself is to know the way."

[Jennpurr]

YAY! A Xena quote! That's Lao Ma, right?

No. I'm your boss. And as long as I am, you're my bitch. Now, get your ass back to work.

[willowfan7]

Finally! One that I know. That was Dr. Kerry Weaver from ER.

Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago.

ETA wow I didn't know it was so long

[Jennpurr]

Hee... that's Dr. Cameron from House. I remember that episode.

Don't make me break my foot off in yo ass!


Jen

[sakkara]

jen, i think you beat us with this one!

could you be pursuaded to give those of little knowledge a hint? (pretty please?)

[dark_chylde]

Jen, I could be totally of track here, but is it from Mad TV ?

[Jennpurr]

You got it. It IS from Mad TV.

You're up.

Jen

[dark_chylde]

I got it right ! So here goes mine:

I know you see shrinks and you seem to be the office maven on dreams...if a woman were to dream about kissing another woman what would you make of that ?

[sakkara]

hehe, that's lucy lui as ling in ally mcbeal.

#1: whatever tape you found in that vcr isn't mine!
#2: good, because i put it in that drawer with all those other videos that aren't yours...

[the hero factor]

That's Mulder and Scully (mmm...Scully) from The X-Files.

#1: Now what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
#2: Mountain Dew or crab juice.
#1: Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice.

[Jennpurr]

Homer from The Simpsons.

The moment I kidnapped you and stole your car I knew you were the girl for me.




Jen

[Hyo shin]

Michael in Roswell.

"It is filled with all the words how I want you... how I love you."

[GayNow]

Maud in Fingersmith

"If I only have 30 seconds to live, this is how I want to spend them...looking into your eyes."

[Hyo shin]

Xena.

Here is a classic;

A: What you two don't seem to realize is that inside of me, inside of me, there is a thin person just screaming to get out.
B: Just the one, dear?

[nerdbert]

That's Eddie and Gran in Absolutely Fabulous.

Try this one:

A: Oh, don't be such a hoo-hoo.
B: What's a hoo-hoo?
C: It's a cunt, dear.

I love this one!

[Hyo shin]

Whoopi Goldberg in Boys on the Side... But it's not a TV show...

You know, ****, for me socks are like sex. Lots of it about and I never seem to get any.

[GayNow]

Is that George in The Blackadder?

If so...here's mine:

"And the dish ran away with the spoon. But Hawaii was the only state that would recognize the marriage as legal."

[Hyo shin]

Jane in Daria! I miss the show.

"Lots... of planets... have a North."

[nerdbert]

That's from Doctor Who. Great show!

"Um, most girls as pretty as you that come here, well, they're dead."

[Hyo shin]

Davis in Tru Calling.

You know, one is the loneliest number.

[nerdbert]

Mulder in X-Files. One of my favorite series too.

A: "Tell me again why we're friends?"
B: "Cause even when I think you're whacked, I show up ready to rumble."

[dark_chylde]

That's Clark and Pete from Smallville.
here comes a real 80's classic:

#1: Why are you eating a sandwich that's frozen ?
#2: I have to. I'm allergic to microwaves. They release space hamsters into my bloodstream.

[ambercissism]

It's Murdoch and Amy in The A-team!


Pax 1: It's confidence okay? I'm telling you... it's because of her nipples.
Pax 2: What do you mean it's because of her nipples?
Pax 1: She has the best nipples in town and she knows it.
Pax 3: Oh my God. You're so right. She has nipple confidence!
Pax 1:Yeah, they're small and they're perfectly formed.
Pax 3: I wonder if I could sell a story on L.A's best nipples.

[GayNow]

Tina, Dana and Alice in The L Word

1: I'm gay.
2: No you're not.
1: I am.
2: Are not.
1: I am.
2: Okay, prove it! Say something Lesbianic.
1: Home Depot.