Ultimate Date

[Sapphire eyes]

Ok so this is how to play the "Ultimate date" Basically I am going to write a phrase describing my idea of a good date and then the next person hasa to follow on from that with something else to add to the date. So in the end I hope that it will be a really funny and wacky date!

Ok so I shall start with

For my first date I was taken to the Cinema where...

[gorn]

... WE WATCHED "300"!!!! TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!!!

no, that's not a very good date movie after all ... OK, how about this -->

... we saw a re-release of "Lady & the Tramp."

[Sapphire eyes]

The seats were cosy and the popcorn was free and...

[woahnellie]

we shared a soda with one straw.

[gorn]

I felt kind of guilty sharing a straw because I'm just getting over a wicked cold, but I was too embarrassed to say anything ...

[kisstheviolets]

and i also just lost my job so it kills the economical and romantic birds with one stone...

[Sorry]

Nevertheless, YOU were there, with me. Making me feel all ...

[Emms]

allergic and itchy. The perfume you had on was giving me a headache and making my sinuses...

[Sapphire eyes]

really bad but then you made up for it with taht sexy little outfit you had on....

[kisstheviolets]

i can't tell you how hot ninjas make me.

[dlline]

It's like all these knives and cool stuff, but those throwing stars are hard on the waterbed. There's always the floor....

[kisstheviolets]

but we should definitely process and have the DTR talk first... I mean, going to the movies is a big commitment and i want to know where we stand.

[gorn]

She batted her eyelashes at me and turned her black-masked head demurely.

"The Ninja Code of Secrecy prevents me from discussing such things on a first date ..." she whispered. I tried to protest, but the slender knife suddenly pressed to my throat caused me to think better of it.

It's nice to find a traditional girl these days!

[Sapphire eyes]

A strand of silky red hair slips from the mask and I gasp and tremble with anticipation and fear when she tells me...

[dlline]

"Hang on. I have to pee."

[Sapphire eyes]

For a moment the tension is broken as she slides out of her seat and goes to the exit. I nibble on my popcorn and

[tazraven]

almost choke as a stray kernel goes down the wrong pipe. Finally, my masked date comes back from the bathroom...

[Sapphire eyes]

Thank Goodness I wasn't choking then! I would have hated to have made her even madder by spitting popcorn in her face!

[betsy O'shea]

She eyes me seductively as she sits down. Then she slowly reaches over and..........?

[Boschi]

fondles my Junior Mints.

For a moment I don't know what to say, but then I realize she's just having difficulty opening the box.

[Emms]

I pull my hand away and tell her to buy her own Junior Mints. I'm unemployed and can't afford to pay for everything!

[Sapphire eyes]

Her laugh is silky and seductive as she strokes my fingers with hers and says....?

[kisstheviolets]

"Hand over the Mints if you want to live to see a second date."

[Sapphire eyes]

I give her a nervous grin and hand over the mints without hesitation and then...

[Boschi]

realize a ninja wouldn't have trouble opening a candy box.

"Darling" I say, leaning close enough to feel the heat of her skin,
"I don't think you've been completely honest with me."

[betsy O'shea]

"Oh," she replies defensively. She tucks the mints protectively into her pocket and with out warning buries her hand into my box of popcorn. With a deft ninja move she pulls out a handfull of the popcorn and ...........

[Sapphire eyes]

raises a long pale hand to my face and turns my eyes to face her...

[cathy north]

I lean forward expectantly and sure enough, she pushes some popcorn into my mouth. "Thanks", I say but what I really wanted to say was.....

[woahnellie]

"I only eat popcorn if it's extra butter" and then I secretly spit it out into my napkin. The movie was getting extremely boring......

[Sapphire eyes]

I did the "yawn and put your arm around her" routine...