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The Man Who Melted Jack Dann (game)

Postby bytrsuite » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:31 pm

So I was bumming around the internet and stumbled upon this little game of sorts. It's a word game inspired by Jack Dann's book The Man Who Melted. The purpose of the game is to place the writer's name in front or behind the title of one of the writer's books to see if you get an amusing or witty sentence/phrase.

Here are a few examples:

Earth Abides George R. Stewart
The Stranger Albert Camus
Flush Virginia Woolf
Oedipus Rex Sophocles


I think we should start with one entry per post so everyone can have a chance to play.

So, I think that's it. There's tons of books in the world, I'm sure we can come up with a few more. ;-)
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Re: The Man Who Melted Jack Dann (game)

Postby tarawhipped » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:44 pm

oooo...fun!

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Re: The Man Who Melted Jack Dann (game)

Postby urnofosiris » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:46 pm

Eh, you could not think of an easier game?

How about an obvious one:

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Re: The Man Who Melted Jack Dann (game)

Postby skittles » Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:29 pm

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Re: The Man Who Melted Jack Dann (game)

Postby Lucian » Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:14 pm

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Postby maudmac » Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:27 pm

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Re: The Man Who Melted Jack Dann (game)

Postby Knock yourself out » Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:37 pm

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Re: The Man Who Melted Jack Dann (game)

Postby bytrsuite » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:30 pm

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Re: The Man Who Melted Jack Dann (game)

Postby xita » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:34 pm

Hee, I like that one Kathy.

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Re: The Man Who Melted Jack Dann (game)

Postby seurat » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:59 pm

Harder than it seems to come up with something really good. But how about...

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Re: The Man Who Melted Jack Dann (game)

Postby Krokador » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:36 pm

An easy one then :P

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Re: The Man Who Melted Jack Dann (game)

Postby watty » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:54 am

The first book that caught my eye when I looked at my bookshelves just now.

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Postby bytrsuite » Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:14 pm

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Re: The Man Who Melted Jack Dann (game)

Postby cattwoman » Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:31 pm

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Re: The Man Who Melted Jack Dann (game)

Postby Lucian » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:49 pm

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Re: The Man Who Melted Jack Dann (game)

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Re: The Man Who Melted Jack Dann (game)

Postby JustSkipIt » Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:36 pm

Ok: I'm looking at the bookshelves:


Margaret George Mary: Queen of Scottland and the Isles

How to Juggle Parragon Publishing

Joseph P. Lash Helen and Teacher

The Power of One Bryce Courtenay

The Southpaw Mark Harris

Fearless Rafael Yglesas

There are a lot more...
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Re: The Man Who Melted Jack Dann (game)

Postby umgaynow » Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:22 pm

Glancing at the nearest bookshlef...hmmmmmm....

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Postby Lucian » Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:47 pm

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Re: The Man Who Melted Jack Dann (game)

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