How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and the other to write a folk song about it.
*beams* Not really offensive eh? I hope not anyway *looks around all scared-like* I have a couple more short ones....just slap me around if they get too bad...I'm tryin to keep the most offensive ones off of here
How many straight women in North Hampton does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Both of them.
Female comedian is being harrassed on stage by a man in the audience.
He yells, "What are you, a dyke?"
She responds with, "What are you, my alternative?"
So there's this dermatologist, see.
And he goes in to work one day, and his first patient comes in and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My boyfriend refuses to take off his letter sweater when we make love, and now I have this horrible rash." She takes off her shirt, and sure enough, there's a big red itchy rash in the form of an H on her chest.
The doctor says, "This is interesting, I've never seen anything quite like it before. I wonder why it occured in such an unusual shape."
"He goes to Harvard," she says.
"Ah, that would explain it," he says. He prescribes some calamine lotion and sends her on her way."
The next patient comes in and says, "Doctor, I hope you can help me with this rash. It's a little embarrasing, but it's driving me crazy."
She takes off her shirt, and displays a big, itchy, red rash in the shape of a Y. The doctor raises his eyebrows. "It's my boyfriend," she explains.
"He goes to Yale, and is so into his new letter sweater that he never takes it off, even when we're making love. Is there anything you can do?"
The doctor prescribes calamine lotion and sends patient number 2 on her way. The third patient comes in and ays, "Doctor, you've got to help me!" She takes off her shirt, and there on her chest is a big, itchy, red rash in the shape of an M.
"Don't tell me," says the doctor. "Your boyfriend goes to MIT, and refuses to take off his letter sweater when you make love."
The patient looks at him with surprise. "Close," she says. "My girlfriend goes to Wellesley."
OK I'm done, those were always my favs...*slinks away*
~Sara~ Self Proclaimed Wonderbra Girl o' D00m
We don't need their shallow popularity; we'll build our palaces in the dark and beautiful places they forgot to look.
"Giles! I made them laugh, did you hear? I did....the joke thing"
, ok those made me laugh. Hee. I like the variation on the blond joke. The last one I heard somewhere before in a slightly different form I think, but as usual, I forget any good joke I hear. If I reread this thread next week I will be replying all over again. 
hehe, Just a bit of happy lesbian advertising 
those are funny, I guess as with all jokes it depends how you take it and the context it was told in to determine whether they are harmful and its easy to see that no one here means any malice by them. 
