shhhh...Whisper Game in progress...

[maudmac]

Hey, Kittens. The way this works is that we start with a sentence or two short sentences and in each post, you can only add, subtract, or change a word or two from the previous one. This continues for 20 or so posts and then we see what we've got. (Sort of like Telephone.) Then we start all over with something new.



For example, if it starts with "I love kittens," you could change that to a lot of things, like:

• I love grown-up kittens.
• I love tofu.
• You love kittens.

Et cetera. Make sense?



A few posts might go like this:

• I wish I could come up with something good, but my brain is not working.
• I know I could come up with something good, but my computer is not working.
• I know I could come up with something to eat, but my computer is not working.
• I know I could come up with something to eat, and my computer is a hunk of crap.
• I know I could come up with something to write, and my car is a hunk of crap.

But...uh...better than that, I hope.



I'll start:



If I could be anything, I would be a purple otter who can fly.

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Pussy crack corn...and I don't care! -- Margaret Cho

Edited by: maudmac  at: 6/20/03 2:19 pm

[BytrSuite]

If I could be anything, I would be a combustible otter who can fly.

________
"Oh, good, my dog found the chainsaw."

[SuperMandy13]

If I could be anything, I would be a combustible otter who can rollerblade.

[Warduke]

If I could be anything, I would be a nocturnal otter who can rollerblade.

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Lil' Trevor : Always the life of the party.

[slowontheuptake]

If I could lick anything, It would be a nocturnal otter who can rollerblade.

Edited by: slowontheuptake at: 6/20/03 8:46 am

[pacou]

If I could lick anything, I would be a hilarious otter who can rollerblade.



-Viv-

Medicine, law, banking – these are necessary to sustain life. But poetry, romance. love, beauty? These are what we stay alive for!

Edited by: pacou at: 6/20/03 9:19 am

[wolfwynd]

If I could lick anytihng it would be a hyperactive otter who can rollerblade



Wolfy

"Amo il Corridoio di Alice Hall"

[xita]

If I could lick anything it would be a hyperactive woman who can rollerblade

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Leora......Leora....

[SuperMandy13]

If Xita could lick anything it would be a hyperactive woman who can rollerblade





*eeps! and ducks from any thrown objects or whappings that might be coming her way* I just put the first name that came to mind, and there you were. Don't hurt me!

[Urn of Osiris]

If Xita could lick anything it would be a hyperactive woman who can sing

Urn of Osiris

Peace is not the absence of conflict; it's the absence of inner conflict. Unknown
When we stand up, we are standing up for everybody. Each of us needs to know, in fact, that we are rainbows in the clouds... for everybody. MAYA ANGELOU

[itsnotaspell]

If Xita could lick anything it would be a guinness bearing woman who can sing.

[Aradia785]

If Xita could lick anything it would be a very loose guinness bearing woman who can sing offkey.



Ann

If I hear that Gong of Doom I will send stoned squirrels to raid your kitchen
- Lisa of Nine

Operation Free MyRack! Who wants to join the coalition of the willing?

[xita]

If kittens could lick anything it would be a very loose guinness bearing woman who can sing offkey.





*wonders how this thread became all about me

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Leora......Leora....

[VicariousSmoochies]

If this kitten could eat anything, it would be a very loose guinness bearing woman who can sing offkey nicely.













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Tara: It's not really so much about hating the men

Willow: We're more centered around the girl on girl action

[WiccansIllusion]

If I could eat anything, it'd be a very loose woman bearing guiness who could sing off key nicely and happened to be Amber Benson.

"It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we can live without cheese, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without Cheese, we'd be truly dead."- Angel on the Passions of Cheese

[sprhrgrl]

If I could eat anything, it'd be a very loose woman bearing guiness who could sing soso nicely and happened to be Amber Benson.

sprhrgrl.com

she's my everything

racism=sexism=homophobia

The truth shall set you free, but first it will piss you off. - Gloria Steinem

[MadeinNZ]

If I could eat anything, I would eat icecream.



Damn - I suck at this game! Let me try again....



If I could anything, I would eat pizza.



Crap - that doesn't work either. One more time ...



If I could eat anything, I'd be a very loose woman bearing guiness who could not sing nicely and has seen Amber Benson on the TV.

Edited by: MadeinNZ at: 6/21/03 5:49 am

[3peanuts]

If I could beat anything, it'd be a very loose woman bearing guiness who could not sing nicely and has seen Amber Benson on the TV.

"Cunning linguist" GG

Keynes was right

[Warduke]

If I could kiss anything, it'd be a very loose woman bearing Canadian beer who could get jiggy with it and has seen Amber Benson in person.

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Lil' Trevor : Always the life of the party.

[xita]

If I could kiss anything, it'd be a very loose woman bearing Canadian beer who belches and has seen Amber Benson in person.

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Leora......Leora....

Edited by: xita  at: 6/26/03 9:08 am

[The Shadowcat]

If I could kiss anything, it'd be a very loose woman bearing Canadian beer who dances good and has seen Amber Benson in person.

[urnofosiris]

If I could kiss anyone, it'd be a very drunk woman bearing Canadian beer who dances good and has seen Amber Benson in person.

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Coffee, Food, Kisses and Gay Love........Get it while you are hot

[3peanuts]

If I could kiss anyone, it would be a very drunk woman wearing Canadian bears who dances good and has kissed Amber Benson in person.

"Cunning linguist" GG

Keynes was right

Edited by: 3peanuts at: 6/26/03 1:39 pm

[Yelnif]

If I could kiss anyone, it would be a very drunk bear wearing Canadian women who dances good and has kissed Amber Benson in Prague.



Peace and Love. Yelnif.

[Aradia785]

If I could kiss anyone, it would be a very drunk kitten, escourting Canadian women who dances good and has kissed Amber Benson in Vegas.



Ann

If I hear that Gong of Doom I will send stoned squirrels to raid your kitchen
- Lisa of Nine

Operation Free MyRack! Who wants to join the coalition of the willing?

[maudmac]

Okay, let's see what we've got...



From: If I could be anything, I would be a purple otter who can fly.



To: If I could kiss anyone, it would be a very drunk kitten, escourting Canadian women who dances good and has kissed Amber Benson in Vegas.







Next up, a bit of e e cummings:



The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

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Pussy crack corn...and I don't care! -- Margaret Cho

[La]

The most wasted of all relationships is one without laughter.

~La



-But they are-are naked!

-Naturally! It's much too dangerous to jump through fire with your clothes on!"

~Lord Summerisle to Sergeant Howie in The Wicker Man, in regards to women jumping over a bonfire during on May Day

[xita]

The most wasted of all relationships is one without sex!

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Leora......Leora....

[VicariousSmoochies]

The most wasted I've been in a relationship was one without sex.

Tara: It's not really so much about hating the men

Willow: We're more centered around the girl on girl action

[Aradia785]

The most wasted I've been in a relationship was one with whipped cream and without sex.



Ann

If I hear that Gong of Doom I will send stoned squirrels to raid your kitchen
- Lisa of Nine

Operation Free MyRack! Who wants to join the coalition of the willing?