The typos thread

[Willowtara19]

kittens!!!



Okay I just had the most crazy idea I've ever had, I think.....I thought about starting a thread about typos, and I think it's really crazy coz well some would say 'a thread about typos???' and coz erm let's just say I have TONS of typos, and some kinda compromising, I might add



Some of the typos that made me really crack up (they're not mine, tho; all the typos I'm gonna post are my bf's, my bro's and my girl's ) are:



'resluts' (instead of results)

'ant', 'an', 'amd', 'ano'....(and)

'theor' and 'thier' (their)

'klong' (long)



There are tons more but I'll be posting them as I remember them LMAO



How about the rest of the kittens? Wanna share typos?







Vero (aka Willowtara19)

"The heart rules the mind" Alison Krauss, That kind of love

"Baby, I'm too lost in you, caught in you, lost in everything about you, so deep...." Too lost in you (Sugababes) Mine and my baby's song....I love you so much, baby

[Spighy]

Hm. Thanks for reminding me of the huge problem I seem to have with the word "and", my bf

...but I think I won't let this occasion pass me by cos you know, my best friend is the Queen of Typos so I have plenty to contribute to this thread

So, just to start out slowly...I should maybe point out that right when *someone* was posting this thread, my yahell crashed, and when I logged back in I was greeted with a

"gog boobed? ", which obviously stood for "got booted", but since my bf's got an one track mind...



And I'm actually surprised that this thread is called the typos thread, and not the tyops/tpos/typs/topys thread



Well, I think that's enough for the first of many posts in this thread....I'll go back to listenting/listenring/lisetning/slitening to some music.....

Hello *crash*

That's way, working the other me 'round - My best friend, being her usual nutty self

[Gatito Grande]

I think my favorite is when "public" comes out as "pubic"



GG My biggest problem that I tend leave words out . . . Out

[Jennpurr]

How about when, "six," accidentally becomes, "sex." I know I'm not the only one who has actually done that.







Jen

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Phoebe: Be vewy, vewy quiet. We're hunting demons. ~ Charmed: Season 2, "P3 H20"
Quia ego cognosco cogitationes meas, quas ego cogito super vos, dicit Jehova, cogitationes pacis, et non in malum; ut dem vobis finem et expectationem. ~ Jeremiah 29:11

[Spighy]

Yep, Jen i saw that typo happen before my very eyes many times, and it's even funnier when someone says "i'll be back in a sex" Thankfully, i never fell into that trap, but i might have accidentally said that i had many thongs to do...and there i were, thinking they were things...

Hello *crash*

That's way, working the other me 'round - My best friend, being her usual nutty self

[TaraManiac]

I often come up with "wait a sex" instead of wait a sec, hehe, that's my most common



ETA: Yeah, what Spighy said

-Lila-

She's My Everything... -Willow (Tough Love)

Edited by: TaraManiac at: 5/29/04 10:41 am

[3peanuts]

Bath-tub became bath-tube time ago...



And I wrote "cunt to ten" instead of "count to ten" when you're angry

"I like Amber Benson 'cause she's a proletarian" Sarabiga

Keynes was right

[maudmac]

These are great!



My typos are boring! I almost always catch them before I send or post.



Hee, and when I type "cunt" I usually mean "cunt."

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and i don't really care if you think i'm strange   /   i ain't gonna change

[Yellow Crayon]

Sometimes when I try to type 'Buddy' I'll type 'Buffy' on accident. I think it's giggle worthy sometimes.

Or when I'll try to type 'cell' I'll type 'vekk' and its like..'wait... what???'

Or 'Virginia' and you get

'Virgin'

'ia'

In two separate messages.

Makes me laugh...*shrug*

[Jennpurr]

Hee... I do the, "buddy," turns into, "buffy," thing all the time. Can't seem to not type that.



Jen

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Phoebe: Be vewy, vewy quiet. We're hunting demons. ~ Charmed: Season 2, "P3 H20"
Quia ego cognosco cogitationes meas, quas ego cogito super vos, dicit Jehova, cogitationes pacis, et non in malum; ut dem vobis finem et expectationem. ~ Jeremiah 29:11

[Tempest Duer]

None of my typos are funny!

Saying that up is down will not make up, down.



~Gene Burns

[Jennpurr]

Awwww... *hugs Tempest* You can share my typos with me, if you want.



I have plenty of them to go around.



Jen

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Phoebe: Be vewy, vewy quiet. We're hunting demons. ~ Charmed: Season 2, "P3 H20"
Quia ego cognosco cogitationes meas, quas ego cogito super vos, dicit Jehova, cogitationes pacis, et non in malum; ut dem vobis finem et expectationem. ~ Jeremiah 29:11

[MadeinNZ]

Sometimes instead of typing "I want you to kiss the life out of me" I type "hope you're having a nice day". What? It's just a really big typo

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde

Edited by: MadeinNZ at: 5/30/04 3:47 am

[TaraBaby77]

LOL, MadeinNZ, that's hilarious!!! =)

Aaron

'Tarababy77'

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"Don't buy into all the media crap. Love yourself for who you are, not what others THINK you should look like. It's DEFINITELY more important in this life to love each other despite our imperfections." - Amber Benson

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[Tempest Duer]

*hugs Jen* Thanks, Jen! One can always use more typos...



MadeinNZ, that's an unfortunate typo to have to deal with.

Saying that up is down will not make up, down.



~Gene Burns

[xita]

The beast, you are the funniest! Those are my kind of typos, I make them all the time then people think I am crude or something.

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"Trust is a risk masquerading as a promise."

[MadeinNZ]

Xita - Hope you're having a nice day

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde

[Stroke of Luck]

My gf loves so write SEX instead of SEC tz she is such a slut and instead of baby she calls me abby and i am always who is abby



I have lots of typos too, but i cant remember any well thats true..hmm maybe i will come back when i remember or my girl tells me what i am writing wrong all the time <---- love that smiley, its so cute



Cu

SoL/Natti

"I wish that you were here or that I were there, or that we were together anywhere!"

[willowsgirl]

LOL stroke of luck, I call my gf abby all the time instead of baby, though i sometimes have a habit of typing nanu too.

There's way too many typoes for me to choose the best ones here, after all, i spend my time chatting to val (spighy) and vero (willowtara19), who are the queens of typoes Though I just know Val will mention my amutty/snutty typo instead of smutty...what can I say, I was a little distracted! LOL



Stacey xx

[TaraBaby77]

Isn't it kinda funny that when you get use to a person or persons writing style, you turn on this internal decipher in your mind that comprehends everything??? I remember an email a while back that I had gotten that was a ton of mistakes where made. But after reading it, you noticed that it was pretty full of typos. I don't mind typos at all, I look at it as all of you writers are sharing something with us. I don't have a place to complain about typos. I just enjoy the read... =)

Aaron

'Tarababy77'

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"Don't buy into all the media crap. Love yourself for who you are, not what others THINK you should look like. It's DEFINITELY more important in this life to love each other despite our imperfections." - Amber Benson

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[Willowtara19]

Bf?????? LMFAO I can't believe you posted erm those typos that of course aren't mine coz well it wasn't me the one who was chatting with you, signed in in my yahell account



But



I got new typos from my bf



Sometimes, she tends to forget letters somewhere, or they just fall to the ground, so we get things like 'staus', instead of 'status'



And other times, she typoes.....and things like 'tis' instead of 'this', 'prow' instead of 'prof', 'anybofy' instead of 'anybody', 'gppd' instead of 'good' and 'tright' instead of 'right'



I think I'll go on being good and saying just lil typos like these ones for now.....



LOL GG the 'pubic' typo's great!! and LOL Jen and TaraManiac, a sec becoming sex to 'count' coming up as 'cunt', 3peanuts



Maudmac, believe me sometimes I sooooo wish I caught them before sending LOL



I've never had the 'buffy' typo, YellowCrayon but LOL yup I've had the ones you type in two lines



*hugs Tempest too* Go ahead and grab any of my typos, TD I soooooooo wouldn't mind sharing them



I agree with Tempest, MadeinNZ....it really has to be uncomfortable to deal with it....let's hope you won't have to deal with it for long



LOL xita With some of my typos, sometimes I'm asked if I've been abducted by an UFO



LOL Stroke of Luck 'abby' seems a name, huh? and gotta agree with you, is really cute



Stacey!!! the 'smutty-related' typo series are just and nanu??? who is nanu??? I'll tell cass, I'll tell her!!! erm.....queen of typos?? whoooo, meeeee??



Ooooohhhhh Aaron!!! *hugs* long time no see!! LOL I'm glad you enjoy the read Think I had a funny and nice idea with this thread? and I sooo gotta agree with the internal decipher, Aaron....it's sooo true



Ok, time for me to go to bed....it's almost 1 a.m., here Nighty night



Vero (aka Willowtara19)

"The heart rules the mind" Alison Krauss, That kind of love

"Baby, I'm too lost in you, caught in you, lost in everything about you, so deep...." Too lost in you (Sugababes) Mine and my baby's song....I love you so much, baby

[Ittybittykitty]

I type "tit" instead of "it" all the time.

"Well, if you blew a hundred bucks, we'd better make it worth your while," Tara said dragging Willow back into the laundry room and closing the door.-Happily Ever After

[Tempest Duer]

Meh. Y'all are so sweet, lending and sharing your typos.

Saying that up is down will not make up, down.



~Gene Burns

[Spighy]

BF!!!!!!!! you....you.....

ok

Well, "gr o'min3" of course it wasn't you the one who made those typos it surely was your evil twing/tiwn ...and it wasn't you the one who yesterday morning typoed without stopping, and then told me that she was "contrybuting to the typot thead" and ok, sometime i leave some letters on the ground, but you shouldn't feel compelled to pick them up and put them in unappropriate places... like "i knkow", "reallky" or "alfready"

Oh oh, and you weren't the one who told me she was "off to shoer", either and then realized that you wrote "tithoiut" instead of "without" but what had me really cracking up was you writing "poffs" instead of poofs



K, we're still being good tho, my bf



Stacey...the snutty/amutty thing was almost killing me, cos i had Cass (or acss, or xass, your choice ) giggling through my earphones the whole time and i'm *not* the queen of typos...but apparently my bf is the queen of ink



And Aaron i know what you mean, it's not like we mind at the typos for the sake of giving a hard time to each other...we just have fun with them, cos during chat they have a different impact than when reading an email and about the internal decipher.....let's just say that i somehow *knew* what my bf actually meant when she wrote ",u wprñ. ,u ñpve. ,u ñofe" , tho i gotta admit that at first i *did* think that she'd been abducted by an UFO

Hello *crash*

That's way, working the other me 'round - My best friend, being her usual nutty self

[Jennpurr]

Has anyone ever wrote, "kissed off," instead of, "pissed off."







I can't seem to stop doing that.



Jen

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Phoebe: Be vewy, vewy quiet. We're hunting demons. ~ Charmed: Season 2, "P3 H20"
Quia ego cognosco cogitationes meas, quas ego cogito super vos, dicit Jehova, cogitationes pacis, et non in malum; ut dem vobis finem et expectationem. ~ Jeremiah 29:11

[Tempest Duer]

You know... I actually think I might have done that once... hey! A typo of my own!

Saying that up is down will not make up, down.



~Gene Burns

[cattwoman98111]

Typos, huh.



I have a few, and more every day. only one i am sharing though, just to make you all laugh.(xita this means you!)



Warning you must have a dirty mind to get it.



What i wanted to type "That never stopped me"



What was typed "That never sopped me"



Perhaps you had to have been there. :-P





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scrappy hugs licky

The test of courage comes when we are in the minority. The test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority.

[xita]

Honey you managed to make me laugh Good thing, I never make typos like that

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"Trust is a risk masquerading as a promise."

[Krazy Dreamer]

The one I seem to keep receiving is "Hoe are you?" instead of "How are you?" Unless they are really doing it on purpose and trying to tell me something.

"Some men see things as they are and say,'why?' I dream things that never were and say, 'why not?'"

- Robert F. JFK

[Cazzie]

My gf wrote penis when she meant pens. I found it hilarious!



I just hope there was no deep subconscious meaning to it...