The typos thread

[WTF]

I don't know if anyone has mentioned this cuz I didn't read all the posts..I know I know...bad me.
Anyway...I tend to write suck instead of such....and I don't know why, the h is not right next to the k.

And my gf writes bay or babr a lot instead of baby.

[Auburn]

I have gone to type 'best' a few times and 'r' and 'a' have somehow managed to wangle their way in to corrupt it!

also, I just went to type 'strange mood' I ended up with 'starnge doom'

[Willowtree252]

I can,t spell for s@@@ but all of you knew that already right please forgive me

[mangled_monkey]

My friend got something correct while we were chatting, you know, guessing what I was thinking, things like that, and went to celebrate. She meant to say how good she was, but instead it turned out as

"I am GOD!"

she fixed it with a "GOOD, I MEANT GOOD!!!"

But it was still pretty funnny.

[Floyd]

Funniest one I've ever experienced was when I was typing up a Biology report and typed 'smell of sex' instead of 'sense of smell'. Not really a typo, more me just having a braindead moment.

[DameSansMerci]

I said to my girl something yesterday about her being "well-spanked" and it came out "well-spaked". lmao. I have a broken n-key on the keyboard...what can I say? lol. Getting the stupid thing fixed soon! We had a good laugh about how her being well-spaked sounded appetizing (as in well-baked). rofl.

[mangled_monkey]

I was just rping with one of my dear friends, and was in the middle of a line.

I wanted to have my character display her happiness... so I typed

"Jamie slimed."

Now, I meant smiled... but... That came out way more fun.

[Boschi]

From the listserv of the NZ Royal Science Society or somesuch:

"NZ programme to identify abuse victims to help Britons"