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[friskylez]

Definetly dont take candy from Ruth and its nice to know i can still inspire those warm fuzzy feelings LaRr, get the young lady to do your homework for you after you get her numbah



Shinnen doll, you are right its just little numbers, although i did stop counting at 35

From Everythings Relative, "the personal is political" .

Edited by: friskylez  at: 9/3/02 9:28:03 pm

[oneyedchicklet]

Friskylez,

I stopped counting at 29. I just tell people that I'm 29 with 8 years experience. And whats this, Ruth is giving out candy. You make her sound like an Oompa Loompa from Willie Wonka. I just wonder who has the Golden Ticket.



Love to All,

Barb

We can't begin to know it, how much we really care. I hear your voice inside me, I see your face everywhere.

[friskylez]

Barb, Since people are nice enough to tell me i dont look much older that that, i figured it was a good place to stop

From Everythings Relative, "the personal is political" .

[Shinnen]

Quote:

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Since people are nice enough to tell me i dont look much older that that, i figured it was a good place to stop

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Definitely... keeps the spirits up... hey... happiness keep people young. <-- young lookers and thinking tend to put that bounce into your steps.



I've stopped counting the years since everyone conveniently forget about my day and keeps thinking I'm a kid.

CheerZ

Shinnen

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When I Am Standing On My Head, The Sky Is So Deep And The Sea Is So High.
Inner Beauty Is The Easiest To See In The World When You Are Looking

For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.

[oneyedchicklet]

Hey Frisky,

We are all only as old as we feel. Some days, I'll admit, I feel like I should be collecting social security and watching my hair turn blue. But there are days that I feel like a little kid again. I don't think that has anything to do with the fact that I'm as small as most children. But age is just the amount of time that we have spent on God's Green Earth.



When people talk about babies, and someone asks how old they are, why do people feel the need to say a babies age over 1 in months? Now if I wanted to sound really old, I'd tell you that I am 446 months old.



All I can say is I am very young at heart.



Love to All,

Barb

We can't begin to know it, how much we really care. I hear your voice inside me, I see your face everywhere.

[kbk3022]

It was me who edited! You will now never know what I had written here. Hahahaha.



Kasey

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"You should come around here on Halloween,
you'd really see something then...
we all jump off the roof and fly."

Edited by: kbk3022 at: 12/23/03 8:32 am

[Bicola]

Its so good to see all use kitties gettin on regardless of numbers.



Ruth, I should have known i could never escape your all knowning-ness And i know that you would never bribe date prospects with candy



lustandrhymeremover, i would never be seen using a police car inappropriately. They are not strudy enough

Q and A time with the wonderfully witty Amber...
Q: If you weren't in the entertainment business what would you be doing?
A:I'd start a reggae band and live in Tahiti.
Q:Will you be in the UK soon?
A:I will be at Nocturnal in the UK. I'll be disguised though!Short, little bald woman.

[tommo]

*stops shoving Snickers bars into the hands of available lesbians*



Huh? Oh. Uh...no, that's right. No bribing with candy here. Ahem.

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"The only thing going for me -
were those moments - just
moments - when Tara would look at
me and I was wonderful."

[friskylez]

Psssst Ruth, I dont think its the candy that draws them to ya anyway, its your charm...Well that and the fic Not to mention the big boobs

From Everythings Relative, "the personal is political" .

[tommo]

The charm is non-existent, love. The fic is written by a little old man who lives down the street; I'm just his nom de plume, and the boobs...? Ah well, yeah, the boobs are all mine.

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"The only thing going for me -
were those moments - just
moments - when Tara would look at
me and I was wonderful."

[Tulipp]

Okay, I shouldn't really be in this thread, but I heard something about candy?

[Caoilin]

Did someone mention candy?



BTW, should the mods add to the FAQ? "Ruth's boobs must be discussed at least once per thread."



I'd vote for it.



-Caoilin

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The concept of 'Passion' is a simple one...extreme emotion is an inherently passive process. What is amazing is that this passiveness, this humble helplessness, is desirable. We, as a species, crave to be drowned, to be in awe, to feel as if we may crumble to death. ---Victorian Gentleman-Adventurer Stick Figure (merovingian)

[Bicola]

Mmmmmm candy, mmmmm boobies,mmmmmm Ruth.



Ahem.



I'd certainly vote for a Ruth booby orientated rule. Y' know, i might have to restart my tour "Ruths Hills and Valleys". I earn lots of money



Can i have a snickers?

What you ignore is priceless to me

[tommo]

Ah, glad to see the Kittens are paying their respects where they are due. My breasts are indeed worthy of a mention.



Oh who am I kidding? I'm overweight and distinctly not nice in the general mammary area. Sigh. It's all hype.



And on that note, I shall stay in bed and eat the Snickers myself. Sigh.

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"The only thing going for me -
were those moments - just
moments - when Tara would look at
me and I was wonderful."

[katlurkin]

Ha . . . .

all breasts are wothy of mention . . . extra padding only enhances things



And you are a "Hot Mama Yama" it says so right by your name

I have no quote, I have smileys see

[Bicola]

Ruth you seem glum? Aren't our imature ramblings about your wonderful assets puting a happy smile on your pretty face?



I believe the hype and know that it's 100% true, you sexy lady you. So please smile for me



I will join you in bed so we can share the snickers, I will be the over weight one and you can be the sex goddess one ok?

What you ignore is priceless to me

[tommo]

Bicola, as much as that idea excites me no end, (I mean the Snickers, naturally) aren't you a bit...well, young for me?



Just asking.

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"The only thing going for me -
were those moments - just
moments - when Tara would look at
me and I was wonderful."

[Bicola]

I was talking about the Snickers too. What exactly were you thinking i was going to do in bed with you?



Anyway age is just and a number and you already have yourself a pretty lady



I was trying to comfort you in your moment of glumless. But now i see that you're back to normal(ish)



Edited to add: I'm really embarrassed now. I apologise for my inappropriate forwardness though it was all meant innocently. Open mouth. Insert LEG. (I always do this, i think i should have an official title or something. She came. She posted. She blushed.)I'll go lurk...

What you ignore is priceless to me

Edited by: Bicola at: 9/5/02 9:42:48 am

[tommo]

Quote:

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you already have yourself a pretty lady

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I do? Hmm. That's news to me. *shrug*

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"The only thing going for me -
were those moments - just
moments - when Tara would look at
me and I was wonderful."

[Sweetjane]

....yeah , Bicola is most probably speaking in the abstract sense - as in - your 'pretty lady' in all of us kittens , devoted to you in our own way . and if i may be so bold and modest , we do be rather pretty ladies.



something about half-english half-polish girls living in the wales .......... born modest

"Say i'm weary , say i'm sad , Say that health and wealth have missed me ,
Say i'm growing old but add; Jenny kissed me"

Edited by: Sweetjane  at: 9/5/02 7:23:11 pm

[Rosenberg]

Geez, I go away for a couple of days and I when I come back I discover that I’ve missed out on Ruth, boobs, candy and bed. I suppose that should be a lesson for me to try to find a way to stay in communication, no matter where I might be. You just never know when you might miss out on something crucial. By the way, is there any candy left?

[tommo]

Half English, half Polish, you say? Living in Wales, you say? Hmmm.



Interesting.

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"The only thing going for me -
were those moments - just
moments - when Tara would look at
me and I was wonderful."

[urnofosiris]

Quote:

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Half English, half Polish, you say? Living in Wales, you say? Hmmm.

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Wait wait! I know this one...



Prince Charles?



Oh this isn't trivial pursuit? Sorry.

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Tara: "uh Willow?"

Willow: "No dancing naked, huh?...It just won't be the same."

Tara: "That's all right, we can save it for later" ----From Wilderness, the newest WT comic written by Amber Benson and Christopher Golden

Edited by: DrG at: 9/6/02 3:39:39 am

[Sweetjane]

....this is the part where you say "i know where you live" and i run screaming for the hills carrying prince charles behind me in a fit of screaming ab-dabs..................

"Say i'm weary , say i'm sad , Say that health and wealth have missed me ,
Say i'm growing old but add; Jenny kissed me"

[tommo]

No. I don't know where you live. Wish I did though. But alas, perhaps it's just not meant to be. Heh.

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"The only thing going for me -
were those moments - just
moments - when Tara would look at
me and I was wonderful."

[cesario21]

Hi there! Finally plucked up the courage to post in this thread, seeing as how I'm a single, young kitten on the prowl!!



And I also like candy (or sweets, if I'm going to be British!) So bring it on!!



Snuggles,

Pillows xxx



edited to add: YEEEHHAAAAA!!!!! I'm a Flaming O!!! Ok, calming down now.... sorry, just cant!!!!

'...and there's not enough room in this world for my pain...signals cross and love gets lost and time past makes it plain...of all my demon spirits i need you the most...I'm in love with your ghost..' Indigo Girls

Edited by: cesario21 at: 9/6/02 12:42:38 pm

[Sweetjane]

well this just won't do , not i mind the whole atmosphere of servere melancholia going on with you Ruth , but it just ain't gonna do 'cos that ain't a happy space to be in . And judging by your sig , you're in a real melancholic place right now....i can imagine you're sitting around , listening to the Carpenters ,drinking that Merlot you've been saving for a special occasion looking out through rain-spotted windows into the misty haze of humanity ....or something like that ...........



honey , don't go there! what would Joel think? i mean....the carpenters for christ's sake! you could've at least pulled your arm out enough to listen to something of quality like Wings............

"Say i'm weary , say i'm sad , Say that health and wealth have missed me ,
Say i'm growing old but add; Jenny kissed me"

[tommo]

Um, I'm not melancholy. I'm usually like this. It's my normal persona. We can't all be upbeat and Welsh you know.

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"The only thing going for me -
were those moments - just
moments - when Tara would look at
me and I was wonderful."

[lustandrhymeremover]

Well of course we can't all be Welsh. That would make for a very crowded country. But upbeat... Admittedly I may be blissfully ignorant in my optimistic niavity, but it seems as though there should be nearly no problem for a charming lady such as yourself to find a reason to have a little spring in your step.



Half the Kittens here would love to spend even a day in your company and I have no doubt that so would have of the women in Brittan. So you haven't found the right lady for you yet - only makes you careful and selective, as you have every right to be. And no matter what you may think of your appearance (which I believe to be highly underated) your personality is beyond reproach with always a good word and a way to make eveyone laugh.



And damnit! You've got the boobies! So smile for us Kittens

"Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a secret when our co-workers ask us about our weekend. 'I had a great time with...THEM.' Great! Now they don't think you're queer, just a big slut!"-Judy Carter

[tommo]

Well, I believe I actually have found the right woman. It's just that there's an ocean between us.



But I'm hoping that one day Ms Hannigan will come to her senses and make the trip over to Manchester.

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"Squish. Squish. Squish."