shhhh...Whisper Game in progress...

[MellindraX]

I was so happy after having sex for the whole week, I kept going.

It is my solace, my home, the place where my walls crumble and fall away, because no one can know who I truly am. Thank goodness for the Internet, preserver of sanity! -Unknown

[xita]

I was so happy after having sex for the whole week, I kept getting hookers.

- - - - - - - - - - -
"The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last."

-Willie Wonka

[Warduke]

I was so happy after having sex for the whole month, I kept getting more hookers.

---

Lil' Trevor : Always the life of the party.

[VicariousSmoochies]

I was so concerned after having sex for the whole month, that I kept getting more tests.

Edited by: VicariousSmoochies at: 8/13/03 9:00 pm

[La]

I was so concerned after having sex for the whole month, that I kept checking my testes.

~La



-But they are-are naked!

-Naturally! It's much too dangerous to jump through fire with your clothes on!"

~Lord Summerisle to Sergeant Howie in The Wicker Man, in regards to women jumping over a bonfire during on May Day

[Thespia]

I was so astonished after having sex for the whole year, that I kept pinching myself.



*ouch!*

[xita]

I was so astonished after having sex for the first timer, that I kept pinching myself.

- - - - - - - - - - -
"The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last."

-Willie Wonka

[FireFlyofDust]

I was so astonished after having sex for the first time, that I kept pinching my hooker.

[singgirl]

I was so astonished after having sex for the first time, that I kept punching my hooker.

[MellindraX]

I was so underwhelmed after having sex for the first time, I kept punching my hooker.

It is my solace, my home, the place where my walls crumble and fall away, because no one can know who I truly am. Thank goodness for the Internet, preserver of sanity! -Unknown

[maudmac]

It's time for something new! Please remember you can only change one or two words at a time. It's fine if it doesn't make sense - it's not supposed to always make sense. That's part of what makes it funny.



From: I should have been sleepy after wandering around the night before, but I wasn't.



To: I was so underwhelmed after having sex for the first time, I kept punching my hooker.



Random Rita Mae Brown here:



The rest of that semester we spent in bed, emerging only to go to class and to eat.

---

Walking in space we find the purpose of peace. The beauty of life you can no longer hide.
Our eyes are open, our eyes are open. Our eyes are open, our eyes are open wide, wide, wide. -- Walking In Space

[Warduke]

The rest of that semester we spent in bed, emerging only to go to class and to party.

---

Lil' Trevor : Always the life of the party.

[angelofinsanity]

The rest of that year we spent in the toilet, emerging only to go to class and to party.

[Imperfectly Me]

The rest of that year we spent in the toilet, emerging only to get ass and to party.

Who were you then? And who are you now? That you think you can figure it all out, the mathematics of regret. It takes two beers to remember now, and five more to forget. That I love you so..what. Yeah I love you so..what.

[singgirl]

The rest of that year we spent in the toilet, emerging only to pass gas and to party.

[xita]

The rest of that year we spent in the bedroom, emerging only to pass out condoms and to party.

- - - - - - - - - - -
"The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last."

-Willie Wonka

[BytrSuite]

The rest of that orgy we spent in the livingroom, emerging only to pass out condoms and to party.

________
"Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment and insanity to my list of things I did today."
"Ah! You, too?"
(Stitch laughs delightedly)

[LadyBrymstone]

The rest of that orgy we spent in the brothel, emerging only to get out condoms and to party.

~LadyB~

---

"I am just your ordinary...average, everyday, sane, psycho, super-Goddess." - Liz Phair, "Extraordinary"

[Warduke]

The rest of that orgy we spent in the brothel, emerging only to get more condoms and lubricant.

---

Lil' Trevor : Always the life of the party.

[wolfwynd]

The rest of that orgy we spent in the brothel, emerging only to hand out more condoms and lubricant.

[angelofinsanity]

The rest of that orgy we spent in the brothel, emerging only to hand out more condoms,toys, girls and lubricant.

[singgirl]

The rest of that orgy we spent in the brothel, emerging only to buy more condoms,toys, girls and lubricant.

[La]

The rest of that orgy we spent in the brothel, enjoying only condoms,toys, girls and lubricant.

~La



-But they are-are naked!

-Naturally! It's much too dangerous to jump through fire with your clothes on!"

~Lord Summerisle to Sergeant Howie in The Wicker Man, in regards to women jumping over a bonfire during on May Day

[xita]

The rest of that sale we spent in the store, selling only condoms, toys, girls, and lubricant.

- - - - - - - - - - -
"The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last."

-Willie Wonka

[sprhrgrl]

The rest of that sale we spent in the store, lusting over condoms, toys, girls, and lubricant.

sprhrgrl.com

she's my everything

Sweetie, I'm a fag. I been there. - Tara

The truth shall set you free, but first it will piss you off. - Gloria Steinem

[angelofinsanity]

The rest of that sale we spent in the store, lusting over condoms, toys, girls, and lubricant we cannot afford.

[urnofosiris]

The rest of that sale we spent in the store, ogling dildos, toys, girls, and lubricant we cannot afford.

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Coffee, Food, Kisses and Gay Love........Get it while you are hot

[xita]

The rest of that sale we spent in the store, ogling games, toys, girls, and gadgets we cannot afford.

- - - - - - - - - - -
"Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose."

-Me & Bobby
McGee

[sprhrgrl]

The rest of that lifetime we spent in the store, ogling games, toys, girls, and gadgets we cannot afford.

sprhrgrl.com

she's my everything

Sweetie, I'm a fag. I been there. - Tara

The truth shall set you free, but first it will piss you off. - Gloria Steinem

[angelofinsanity]

The rest of that lifetime we spent in the store, ogling gnomes, toys, girls, and gadgets we need.

Edited by: angelofinsanity at: 8/29/03 6:03 pm