Tara: Last year Buffy and Riley spend their days and nights having sex, this year Buffy's dead and It's the lesbians' turn to show 'em how it's done.Buffy: Last year all the boys wanted my bod, this year I am dead and even the smell can't keep them away.
Dawn: Last year I was the key and my sister died saving me, this year she's back and trying to save me again, this time with a lock, the lock on my chastity belt.
Willow: Last year they made me get poodle hair, this year look out cause my hair is coming down.
Joyce: Last year on Buffy, I got a brain tumor, went on a date and died. This year on Buffy...
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tommo
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Tara: Last year I got brainsucked and Willow wouldn't leave me alone. This year, on UPN, I still get sucked. And Willow's never very far away...The Host: Last year on Angel I lost my head. This year on Angel I have more head than I can handle. Dawn: Last year I found out I was a key. This year I get to be another household implement. Like a knob. Willow: Last year my girlfriend got brainsucked and I had to do spells on my own. This year I hope to reintroduce her to the tools of the trade. Like big wrenches. And uh...we'll do more spells. Buffy: Last year I totally died. This year, I'm dead from the waist down, as a new love interest has yet to be introduced. Riley: Last year Buffy got screwed by me. This year, I'm the one getting screwed as my contract never got renewed. Wesley: Last year on Angel I got a bit more butch and had weapons and everything. This year on Angel, I'm likely to be holding a big Gunn in my hand. ------------------
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dreiser
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Registered: Oct 2000 | posted August 05, 2001 02:43
i have many ideas...TARA: (Via Forrest Gump voice.) Last year on Buffy, I was brainsucked. This year on Buffy I'm not. But being brainsucked did teach me one thing. Life is like a bowl of sunshine and you never know when Buffy'll come back. WES: Last year on Angel I had much gay subtext with Gunn. This year on Angel I'll have much gay maintext with Gunn. And flamethrowers as well. Huzzah! KATE: Last year I was on Angel. This year I'm on Law and Order. One thing remains the same though. I'm butcher than ever. JENNY: Last year on Buffy I was dead. This year on Buffy I'm dead. I'm very consistent. MKF: Meow meow... hisssssssssssssssssssssss. (Flounces off in Tara's direction.) Mew. GILES: Last year on Buffy I was British. This year on Buffy it shall be revealed that I am, in fact, English. Wait, that's the same thing, isn't it? Ah well. ANYA: Last year on Buffy I was in love with Xander and constantly wanting sex. This year on Buffy we're getting married and you know what that does to peoples sex lives... FAITH: Last year on Angel I was in prison but people wrote tons of slashfics with me in them because I'm hot and I wear leather. This year it'll pretty much be the same. D&D: Last year on Angel, we appeared, kicked ass, then disappeared without a word. This year on Angel we're-- (Poof! They're gone.) LINDSAY: Last year on Angel my truck and I made our grand Heehaw entrance. This year on Angel y'all have to do without us. THE HOST: Last year on Angel I was the best thing on the show. This year on Angel I have to compete with Wes/Gunn maintext. CORDELIA: Last year on Angel I had mind splitting headaches caused by my visions which helped expand my character only to have that lost due to scenes which reinstated me as a vapid bimbo. This year on Angel I have a Macy's credit card. MARCIE: Last year on Buffy, I was invisible so you never saw me. This year on Buffy I might show up because hey, if Buffy comes back she's gonna need some lovin'. AMY: (Rat translation.) Last year on Buffy I was a rat and ran around in my wheel. This year on Buffy I'm a rat and I've lost my wheel due to an unfortunate incident with Tara and that damn cat. WILLOW: Last year my sex life with Tara was relatively tasteful and in tact. This year people are making nude skins of us and having us boink in The Sims. TARA: (Again.) Last year everyone fixated on my ass. This year I've been promised my fans will focus on all 2001 of my body parts. OZ: Hey. BUFFY BOT: Last year I was created to be a giant sex toy and grant Spike's every nasty fantasy about Buffy. This year I'm Dawn's new Mommy! XANDER: Last year I was too tired from having sex with Anya to have anything really significant happen to me. This year I'll be too tired from living with Anya to have anything really significant happen to me. TARA: (Yet again.) Last year I wore shawls. This year I know the importance of fire safety. TARA: (I likes her, kay?) Last year I gave out Tarot readings for free. This year I have my own 1-800 number and a show titled "Hands and Body". And girrrrrl, you should leave him in 5 weeks! i could go on (seriously) but i won't... nic
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You're a mean one, Mr. Finch. Your death got Faith in jail. You worked for a corrupt Mayor and you tried to turn him in but ohhhh, Mr. Finch you're just a greasy a politician as the rest.
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Okay, I'm actually laughing quite hard now. And remember kitties, these were the ones we felt we could post...------------------
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Registered: Jan 2001 | posted August 05, 2001 05:15
Oh lol, very funny, some are kinda *ew* though, heh, I love it!
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Registered: Jun 2001 | posted August 05, 2001 09:25
Yeah, let's just say that I shouldn't have been eating oatmeal when I read Brian's TARA promo. It wasn't pretty!And nic's Willow promo also made me lose it! As for the Sims, I think that's what happens when censors suppress normal human relations on a show - the fans find another creative outlet for them. Of course, then we take it one step too far! IP: Logged |
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Registered: Mar 2001 | posted August 05, 2001 11:15
*Is having very hard trouble breathing because she's laughing so hard*Roflmao!! Funny!!
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minion
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Registered: Jun 2001 | posted August 05, 2001 11:55
Tara - Last year we had Willowhand, this year we'll have lots of Tara's assWillow Last year I was a kick ass witch, this year I'm a hot lesbo street cred bitch Buffy - Last year I fought a God and died to save the world, this year I'll be stay at home Buffy and coupon gal Giles - (Sorry, Giles couldn't come he's on a plane back to London) Spike - First I dated a vampire, last year I dated a robot, this year I'm gonna give other blokes a try! Dawn - Last year my mother died and then my sister, lets see who I can bump off this year (hideous cackle!) Sorry! ------------------
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Puff
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Registered: Feb 2001 | posted August 05, 2001 12:13
LMAO Brian, Xita, Ruth, Nic and Minion these are so funny. Feel free to post the rest though for the people that missed chat.IP: Logged |
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ROTFL Minion, I love your last Dawn promo And Nic, Xita, Tommo and Warduke, great job on your promo's. I love them. Anneke IP: Logged |
tommo
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Registered: Sep 2000 | posted August 05, 2001 19:49
quote:
Originally posted by Puff:
LMAO Brian, Xita, Ruth, Nic and Minion these are so funny. Feel free to post the rest though for the people that missed chat.
Uh...no Puff, really. Some of them weren't good. I mean, not good. No. ------------------
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TheWombat
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Registered: Sep 2000 | posted August 06, 2001 11:50
Jinx the Minion - Last season we MInions grovelled and flattered Her Most Radiant Beautifulness and pustulated. This year we're panhandling "Will grovel for money and beatings"Wombat - having an "odd" day
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Katharyn
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Registered: Aug 2001 | posted August 07, 2001 02:24
Extremely funny guys and gals, this can run and run...Giles: Last year I had to try to enjoy myself, this year I'm taking my wand home to England to enjoy someone else. It's magic you know. Katharyn
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Registered: Oct 2000 | posted August 09, 2001 21:01
quote:
Originally posted by TheWombat:
Jinx the Minion - Last season we MInions grovelled and flattered Her Most Radiant Beautifulness and pustulated. This year we're panhandling "Will grovel for money and beatings"
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tyche
Willowhand
Posts: 390
Registered: Sep 2000 | posted August 11, 2001 11:18
Miss Kitty: Last year on 'Buffy', I struggled against a hideous catnip addiction. This year, I compare notes on Willow and Tara's love life with Amy the Rat! Tara: Last year on 'Buffy', I modelled the latest fashion in pyjamas. This year, I'll be modelling negligees. Spike: Last year on 'Buffy', I built a sex toy. This year on 'Buffy', I take over the Magick Box and rename it Spike's Sexbot Emporium. Angel: Last year on 'Angel', I was brooding and miserable. This year on 'Angel', I'll be miserable and brooding. Wesley: Last year on 'Angel', I enjoyed a wide variety of homoerotic subtext. This year on 'Angel', the subtext rapidly becomes text... Willow: Last year on 'Buffy', I saved my brainsucked girlfriend and fought a god. This year on 'Buffy', I decide that I want a quiet life, so I join the Marines. Riley: Last year on 'Buffy', I was a male lesbian! This year on 'Buffy', I have a sex change and resurrect my true love, Forrest. Okay, I have to stop now, because I'm getting silly...
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Registered: Sep 2000 | posted August 11, 2001 11:47
LOL tyche. Willow in the marines. And Riley...it's the love that must never speak its name. And I mean, never.------------------
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posted August 05, 2001 02:27 Tara: Last year Buffy and Riley spend their days and nights having sex, this year Buffy's dead and It's the lesbians' turn to show 'em how it's done.Buffy: Last year all the boys wanted my bod, this year I am dead and even the smell can't keep them away.
Dawn: Last year I was the key and my sister died saving me, this year she's back and trying to save me again, this time with a lock, the lock on my chastity belt.
Willow: Last year they made me get poodle hair, this year look out cause my hair is coming down.
Joyce: Last year on Buffy, I got a brain tumor, went on a date and died. This year on Buffy...
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Registered: Sep 2000 | posted August 05, 2001 02:42
Tara: Last year I got brainsucked and Willow wouldn't leave me alone. This year, on UPN, I still get sucked. And Willow's never very far away...The Host: Last year on Angel I lost my head. This year on Angel I have more head than I can handle. Dawn: Last year I found out I was a key. This year I get to be another household implement. Like a knob. Willow: Last year my girlfriend got brainsucked and I had to do spells on my own. This year I hope to reintroduce her to the tools of the trade. Like big wrenches. And uh...we'll do more spells. Buffy: Last year I totally died. This year, I'm dead from the waist down, as a new love interest has yet to be introduced. Riley: Last year Buffy got screwed by me. This year, I'm the one getting screwed as my contract never got renewed. Wesley: Last year on Angel I got a bit more butch and had weapons and everything. This year on Angel, I'm likely to be holding a big Gunn in my hand. ------------------
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dreiser
Floating Rose
Posts: 43
Registered: Oct 2000 | posted August 05, 2001 02:43
i have many ideas...TARA: (Via Forrest Gump voice.) Last year on Buffy, I was brainsucked. This year on Buffy I'm not. But being brainsucked did teach me one thing. Life is like a bowl of sunshine and you never know when Buffy'll come back. WES: Last year on Angel I had much gay subtext with Gunn. This year on Angel I'll have much gay maintext with Gunn. And flamethrowers as well. Huzzah! KATE: Last year I was on Angel. This year I'm on Law and Order. One thing remains the same though. I'm butcher than ever. JENNY: Last year on Buffy I was dead. This year on Buffy I'm dead. I'm very consistent. MKF: Meow meow... hisssssssssssssssssssssss. (Flounces off in Tara's direction.) Mew. GILES: Last year on Buffy I was British. This year on Buffy it shall be revealed that I am, in fact, English. Wait, that's the same thing, isn't it? Ah well. ANYA: Last year on Buffy I was in love with Xander and constantly wanting sex. This year on Buffy we're getting married and you know what that does to peoples sex lives... FAITH: Last year on Angel I was in prison but people wrote tons of slashfics with me in them because I'm hot and I wear leather. This year it'll pretty much be the same. D&D: Last year on Angel, we appeared, kicked ass, then disappeared without a word. This year on Angel we're-- (Poof! They're gone.) LINDSAY: Last year on Angel my truck and I made our grand Heehaw entrance. This year on Angel y'all have to do without us. THE HOST: Last year on Angel I was the best thing on the show. This year on Angel I have to compete with Wes/Gunn maintext. CORDELIA: Last year on Angel I had mind splitting headaches caused by my visions which helped expand my character only to have that lost due to scenes which reinstated me as a vapid bimbo. This year on Angel I have a Macy's credit card. MARCIE: Last year on Buffy, I was invisible so you never saw me. This year on Buffy I might show up because hey, if Buffy comes back she's gonna need some lovin'. AMY: (Rat translation.) Last year on Buffy I was a rat and ran around in my wheel. This year on Buffy I'm a rat and I've lost my wheel due to an unfortunate incident with Tara and that damn cat. WILLOW: Last year my sex life with Tara was relatively tasteful and in tact. This year people are making nude skins of us and having us boink in The Sims. TARA: (Again.) Last year everyone fixated on my ass. This year I've been promised my fans will focus on all 2001 of my body parts. OZ: Hey. BUFFY BOT: Last year I was created to be a giant sex toy and grant Spike's every nasty fantasy about Buffy. This year I'm Dawn's new Mommy! XANDER: Last year I was too tired from having sex with Anya to have anything really significant happen to me. This year I'll be too tired from living with Anya to have anything really significant happen to me. TARA: (Yet again.) Last year I wore shawls. This year I know the importance of fire safety. TARA: (I likes her, kay?) Last year I gave out Tarot readings for free. This year I have my own 1-800 number and a show titled "Hands and Body". And girrrrrl, you should leave him in 5 weeks! i could go on (seriously) but i won't... nic
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You're a mean one, Mr. Finch. Your death got Faith in jail. You worked for a corrupt Mayor and you tried to turn him in but ohhhh, Mr. Finch you're just a greasy a politician as the rest.
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tommo
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Registered: Sep 2000 | posted August 05, 2001 05:09
Okay, I'm actually laughing quite hard now. And remember kitties, these were the ones we felt we could post...------------------
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Dr.G
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Registered: Jan 2001 | posted August 05, 2001 05:15
Oh lol, very funny, some are kinda *ew* though, heh, I love it!
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Scout
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Registered: Jun 2001 | posted August 05, 2001 09:25
Yeah, let's just say that I shouldn't have been eating oatmeal when I read Brian's TARA promo. It wasn't pretty!And nic's Willow promo also made me lose it! As for the Sims, I think that's what happens when censors suppress normal human relations on a show - the fans find another creative outlet for them. Of course, then we take it one step too far! IP: Logged |
Ginner
Big Pineapple
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Registered: Mar 2001 | posted August 05, 2001 11:15
*Is having very hard trouble breathing because she's laughing so hard*Roflmao!! Funny!!
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minion
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Registered: Jun 2001 | posted August 05, 2001 11:55
Tara - Last year we had Willowhand, this year we'll have lots of Tara's assWillow Last year I was a kick ass witch, this year I'm a hot lesbo street cred bitch Buffy - Last year I fought a God and died to save the world, this year I'll be stay at home Buffy and coupon gal Giles - (Sorry, Giles couldn't come he's on a plane back to London) Spike - First I dated a vampire, last year I dated a robot, this year I'm gonna give other blokes a try! Dawn - Last year my mother died and then my sister, lets see who I can bump off this year (hideous cackle!) Sorry! ------------------
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Puff
Sassy Eggs
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Registered: Feb 2001 | posted August 05, 2001 12:13
LMAO Brian, Xita, Ruth, Nic and Minion these are so funny. Feel free to post the rest though for the people that missed chat.IP: Logged |
An
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ROTFL Minion, I love your last Dawn promo And Nic, Xita, Tommo and Warduke, great job on your promo's. I love them. Anneke IP: Logged |
tommo
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Registered: Sep 2000 | posted August 05, 2001 19:49
quote:
Originally posted by Puff:
LMAO Brian, Xita, Ruth, Nic and Minion these are so funny. Feel free to post the rest though for the people that missed chat.
Uh...no Puff, really. Some of them weren't good. I mean, not good. No. ------------------
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TheWombat
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Registered: Sep 2000 | posted August 06, 2001 11:50
Jinx the Minion - Last season we MInions grovelled and flattered Her Most Radiant Beautifulness and pustulated. This year we're panhandling "Will grovel for money and beatings"Wombat - having an "odd" day
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Katharyn
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Registered: Aug 2001 | posted August 07, 2001 02:24
Extremely funny guys and gals, this can run and run...Giles: Last year I had to try to enjoy myself, this year I'm taking my wand home to England to enjoy someone else. It's magic you know. Katharyn
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Beautiful Tara's Girl
Willowhand
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Registered: Oct 2000 | posted August 09, 2001 21:01
quote:
Originally posted by TheWombat:
Jinx the Minion - Last season we MInions grovelled and flattered Her Most Radiant Beautifulness and pustulated. This year we're panhandling "Will grovel for money and beatings"
They'd fit right in on Bourbon Street. ZING! IP: Logged |
tyche
Willowhand
Posts: 390
Registered: Sep 2000 | posted August 11, 2001 11:18
Miss Kitty: Last year on 'Buffy', I struggled against a hideous catnip addiction. This year, I compare notes on Willow and Tara's love life with Amy the Rat! Tara: Last year on 'Buffy', I modelled the latest fashion in pyjamas. This year, I'll be modelling negligees. Spike: Last year on 'Buffy', I built a sex toy. This year on 'Buffy', I take over the Magick Box and rename it Spike's Sexbot Emporium. Angel: Last year on 'Angel', I was brooding and miserable. This year on 'Angel', I'll be miserable and brooding. Wesley: Last year on 'Angel', I enjoyed a wide variety of homoerotic subtext. This year on 'Angel', the subtext rapidly becomes text... Willow: Last year on 'Buffy', I saved my brainsucked girlfriend and fought a god. This year on 'Buffy', I decide that I want a quiet life, so I join the Marines. Riley: Last year on 'Buffy', I was a male lesbian! This year on 'Buffy', I have a sex change and resurrect my true love, Forrest. Okay, I have to stop now, because I'm getting silly...
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tommo
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Registered: Sep 2000 | posted August 11, 2001 11:47
LOL tyche. Willow in the marines. And Riley...it's the love that must never speak its name. And I mean, never.------------------
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Registered: Sep 2000 posted August 05, 2001 02:42
Tara: Last year I got brainsucked and Willow wouldn't leave me alone. This year, on UPN, I still get sucked. And Willow's never very far away...The Host: Last year on Angel I lost my head. This year on Angel I have more head than I can handle.
Dawn: Last year I found out I was a key. This year I get to be another household implement. Like a knob.
Willow: Last year my girlfriend got brainsucked and I had to do spells on my own. This year I hope to reintroduce her to the tools of the trade. Like big wrenches. And uh...we'll do more spells.
Buffy: Last year I totally died. This year, I'm dead from the waist down, as a new love interest has yet to be introduced.
Riley: Last year Buffy got screwed by me. This year, I'm the one getting screwed as my contract never got renewed.
Wesley: Last year on Angel I got a bit more butch and had weapons and everything. This year on Angel, I'm likely to be holding a big Gunn in my hand.
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"She looked across at Willow, whose face was filled with light. She had never felt so calm and happy, and strong..." ~ Unseen: Door To Alternity
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posted August 05, 2001 02:42 Tara: Last year I got brainsucked and Willow wouldn't leave me alone. This year, on UPN, I still get sucked. And Willow's never very far away...The Host: Last year on Angel I lost my head. This year on Angel I have more head than I can handle.
Dawn: Last year I found out I was a key. This year I get to be another household implement. Like a knob.
Willow: Last year my girlfriend got brainsucked and I had to do spells on my own. This year I hope to reintroduce her to the tools of the trade. Like big wrenches. And uh...we'll do more spells.
Buffy: Last year I totally died. This year, I'm dead from the waist down, as a new love interest has yet to be introduced.
Riley: Last year Buffy got screwed by me. This year, I'm the one getting screwed as my contract never got renewed.
Wesley: Last year on Angel I got a bit more butch and had weapons and everything. This year on Angel, I'm likely to be holding a big Gunn in my hand.
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"She looked across at Willow, whose face was filled with light. She had never felt so calm and happy, and strong..." ~ Unseen: Door To Alternity
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IP: LoggeddreiserFloating Rose
Posts: 43
Registered: Oct 2000 posted August 05, 2001 02:43
i have many ideas...TARA: (Via Forrest Gump voice.) Last year on Buffy, I was brainsucked. This year on Buffy I'm not. But being brainsucked did teach me one thing. Life is like a bowl of sunshine and you never know when Buffy'll come back.
WES: Last year on Angel I had much gay subtext with Gunn. This year on Angel I'll have much gay maintext with Gunn. And flamethrowers as well. Huzzah!
KATE: Last year I was on Angel. This year I'm on Law and Order. One thing remains the same though. I'm butcher than ever.
JENNY: Last year on Buffy I was dead. This year on Buffy I'm dead. I'm very consistent.
MKF: Meow meow... hisssssssssssssssssssssss. (Flounces off in Tara's direction.) Mew.
GILES: Last year on Buffy I was British. This year on Buffy it shall be revealed that I am, in fact, English. Wait, that's the same thing, isn't it? Ah well.
ANYA: Last year on Buffy I was in love with Xander and constantly wanting sex. This year on Buffy we're getting married and you know what that does to peoples sex lives...
FAITH: Last year on Angel I was in prison but people wrote tons of slashfics with me in them because I'm hot and I wear leather. This year it'll pretty much be the same.
D&D: Last year on Angel, we appeared, kicked ass, then disappeared without a word. This year on Angel we're-- (Poof! They're gone.)
LINDSAY: Last year on Angel my truck and I made our grand Heehaw entrance. This year on Angel y'all have to do without us.
THE HOST: Last year on Angel I was the best thing on the show. This year on Angel I have to compete with Wes/Gunn maintext.
CORDELIA: Last year on Angel I had mind splitting headaches caused by my visions which helped expand my character only to have that lost due to scenes which reinstated me as a vapid bimbo. This year on Angel I have a Macy's credit card.
MARCIE: Last year on Buffy, I was invisible so you never saw me. This year on Buffy I might show up because hey, if Buffy comes back she's gonna need some lovin'.
AMY: (Rat translation.) Last year on Buffy I was a rat and ran around in my wheel. This year on Buffy I'm a rat and I've lost my wheel due to an unfortunate incident with Tara and that damn cat.
WILLOW: Last year my sex life with Tara was relatively tasteful and in tact. This year people are making nude skins of us and having us boink in The Sims.
TARA: (Again.) Last year everyone fixated on my ass. This year I've been promised my fans will focus on all 2001 of my body parts.
OZ: Hey.
BUFFY BOT: Last year I was created to be a giant sex toy and grant Spike's every nasty fantasy about Buffy. This year I'm Dawn's new Mommy!
XANDER: Last year I was too tired from having sex with Anya to have anything really significant happen to me. This year I'll be too tired from living with Anya to have anything really significant happen to me.
TARA: (Yet again.) Last year I wore shawls. This year I know the importance of fire safety.
TARA: (I likes her, kay?) Last year I gave out Tarot readings for free. This year I have my own 1-800 number and a show titled "Hands and Body". And girrrrrl, you should leave him in 5 weeks!
i could go on (seriously) but i won't...
nic
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You're a mean one, Mr. Finch. Your death got Faith in jail. You worked for a corrupt Mayor and you tried to turn him in but ohhhh, Mr. Finch you're just a greasy a politician as the rest.
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posted August 05, 2001 02:43 i have many ideas...TARA: (Via Forrest Gump voice.) Last year on Buffy, I was brainsucked. This year on Buffy I'm not. But being brainsucked did teach me one thing. Life is like a bowl of sunshine and you never know when Buffy'll come back.
WES: Last year on Angel I had much gay subtext with Gunn. This year on Angel I'll have much gay maintext with Gunn. And flamethrowers as well. Huzzah!
KATE: Last year I was on Angel. This year I'm on Law and Order. One thing remains the same though. I'm butcher than ever.
JENNY: Last year on Buffy I was dead. This year on Buffy I'm dead. I'm very consistent.
MKF: Meow meow... hisssssssssssssssssssssss. (Flounces off in Tara's direction.) Mew.
GILES: Last year on Buffy I was British. This year on Buffy it shall be revealed that I am, in fact, English. Wait, that's the same thing, isn't it? Ah well.
ANYA: Last year on Buffy I was in love with Xander and constantly wanting sex. This year on Buffy we're getting married and you know what that does to peoples sex lives...
FAITH: Last year on Angel I was in prison but people wrote tons of slashfics with me in them because I'm hot and I wear leather. This year it'll pretty much be the same.
D&D: Last year on Angel, we appeared, kicked ass, then disappeared without a word. This year on Angel we're-- (Poof! They're gone.)
LINDSAY: Last year on Angel my truck and I made our grand Heehaw entrance. This year on Angel y'all have to do without us.
THE HOST: Last year on Angel I was the best thing on the show. This year on Angel I have to compete with Wes/Gunn maintext.
CORDELIA: Last year on Angel I had mind splitting headaches caused by my visions which helped expand my character only to have that lost due to scenes which reinstated me as a vapid bimbo. This year on Angel I have a Macy's credit card.
MARCIE: Last year on Buffy, I was invisible so you never saw me. This year on Buffy I might show up because hey, if Buffy comes back she's gonna need some lovin'.
AMY: (Rat translation.) Last year on Buffy I was a rat and ran around in my wheel. This year on Buffy I'm a rat and I've lost my wheel due to an unfortunate incident with Tara and that damn cat.
WILLOW: Last year my sex life with Tara was relatively tasteful and in tact. This year people are making nude skins of us and having us boink in The Sims.
TARA: (Again.) Last year everyone fixated on my ass. This year I've been promised my fans will focus on all 2001 of my body parts.
OZ: Hey.
BUFFY BOT: Last year I was created to be a giant sex toy and grant Spike's every nasty fantasy about Buffy. This year I'm Dawn's new Mommy!
XANDER: Last year I was too tired from having sex with Anya to have anything really significant happen to me. This year I'll be too tired from living with Anya to have anything really significant happen to me.
TARA: (Yet again.) Last year I wore shawls. This year I know the importance of fire safety.
TARA: (I likes her, kay?) Last year I gave out Tarot readings for free. This year I have my own 1-800 number and a show titled "Hands and Body". And girrrrrl, you should leave him in 5 weeks!
i could go on (seriously) but i won't...
nic
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You're a mean one, Mr. Finch. Your death got Faith in jail. You worked for a corrupt Mayor and you tried to turn him in but ohhhh, Mr. Finch you're just a greasy a politician as the rest.
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Registered: Sep 2000 posted August 05, 2001 05:09
Okay, I'm actually laughing quite hard now. And remember kitties, these were the ones we felt we could post...------------------
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posted August 05, 2001 05:09 Okay, I'm actually laughing quite hard now. And remember kitties, these were the ones we felt we could post...------------------
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Registered: Jan 2001 posted August 05, 2001 05:15
Oh lol, very funny, some are kinda *ew* though, heh, I love it!
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posted August 05, 2001 05:15 Oh lol, very funny, some are kinda *ew* though, heh, I love it!
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Registered: Jun 2001 posted August 05, 2001 09:25
Yeah, let's just say that I shouldn't have been eating oatmeal when I read Brian's TARA promo. It wasn't pretty!And nic's Willow promo also made me lose it! As for the Sims, I think that's what happens when censors suppress normal human relations on a show - the fans find another creative outlet for them. Of course, then we take it one step too far!
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posted August 05, 2001 09:25 Yeah, let's just say that I shouldn't have been eating oatmeal when I read Brian's TARA promo. It wasn't pretty!And nic's Willow promo also made me lose it! As for the Sims, I think that's what happens when censors suppress normal human relations on a show - the fans find another creative outlet for them. Of course, then we take it one step too far!
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Registered: Mar 2001 posted August 05, 2001 11:15
*Is having very hard trouble breathing because she's laughing so hard*Roflmao!! Funny!!
Xita, Ruth, loved you're Tara one.
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posted August 05, 2001 11:15 *Is having very hard trouble breathing because she's laughing so hard*Roflmao!! Funny!!
Xita, Ruth, loved you're Tara one.
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Registered: Jun 2001 posted August 05, 2001 11:55
Tara - Last year we had Willowhand, this year we'll have lots of Tara's assWillow Last year I was a kick ass witch, this year I'm a hot lesbo street cred bitch
Buffy - Last year I fought a God and died to save the world, this year I'll be stay at home Buffy and coupon gal
Giles - (Sorry, Giles couldn't come he's on a plane back to London)
Spike - First I dated a vampire, last year I dated a robot, this year I'm gonna give other blokes a try!
Dawn - Last year my mother died and then my sister, lets see who I can bump off this year (hideous cackle!)
Sorry!
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posted August 05, 2001 11:55 Tara - Last year we had Willowhand, this year we'll have lots of Tara's assWillow Last year I was a kick ass witch, this year I'm a hot lesbo street cred bitch
Buffy - Last year I fought a God and died to save the world, this year I'll be stay at home Buffy and coupon gal
Giles - (Sorry, Giles couldn't come he's on a plane back to London)
Spike - First I dated a vampire, last year I dated a robot, this year I'm gonna give other blokes a try!
Dawn - Last year my mother died and then my sister, lets see who I can bump off this year (hideous cackle!)
Sorry!
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Registered: Feb 2001 posted August 05, 2001 12:13
LMAO Brian, Xita, Ruth, Nic and Minion these are so funny. Feel free to post the rest though for the people that missed chat.IP: Logged
posted August 05, 2001 12:13 LMAO Brian, Xita, Ruth, Nic and Minion these are so funny. Feel free to post the rest though for the people that missed chat.IP: LoggedAnCool Monster Fighter
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Registered: Jun 2001 posted August 05, 2001 14:32
ROTFL Minion, I love your last Dawn promo And Nic, Xita, Tommo and Warduke, great job on your promo's. I love them. Anneke
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posted August 05, 2001 14:32 ROTFL Minion, I love your last Dawn promo And Nic, Xita, Tommo and Warduke, great job on your promo's. I love them. Anneke
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Registered: Sep 2000 posted August 05, 2001 19:49
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Originally posted by Puff:
LMAO Brian, Xita, Ruth, Nic and Minion these are so funny. Feel free to post the rest though for the people that missed chat.
Uh...no Puff, really. Some of them weren't good. I mean, not good. No.
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posted August 05, 2001 19:49 quote:
Originally posted by Puff:
LMAO Brian, Xita, Ruth, Nic and Minion these are so funny. Feel free to post the rest though for the people that missed chat.
Uh...no Puff, really. Some of them weren't good. I mean, not good. No.
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Registered: Sep 2000 posted August 06, 2001 11:50
Jinx the Minion - Last season we MInions grovelled and flattered Her Most Radiant Beautifulness and pustulated. This year we're panhandling "Will grovel for money and beatings"Wombat - having an "odd" day
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posted August 06, 2001 11:50 Jinx the Minion - Last season we MInions grovelled and flattered Her Most Radiant Beautifulness and pustulated. This year we're panhandling "Will grovel for money and beatings"Wombat - having an "odd" day
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Registered: Aug 2001 posted August 07, 2001 02:24
Extremely funny guys and gals, this can run and run...Giles: Last year I had to try to enjoy myself, this year I'm taking my wand home to England to enjoy someone else. It's magic you know.
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posted August 07, 2001 02:24 Extremely funny guys and gals, this can run and run...Giles: Last year I had to try to enjoy myself, this year I'm taking my wand home to England to enjoy someone else. It's magic you know.
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Registered: Oct 2000 posted August 09, 2001 21:01
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Originally posted by TheWombat:
Jinx the Minion - Last season we MInions grovelled and flattered Her Most Radiant Beautifulness and pustulated. This year we're panhandling "Will grovel for money and beatings"
They'd fit right in on Bourbon Street.
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posted August 09, 2001 21:01 quote:
Originally posted by TheWombat:
Jinx the Minion - Last season we MInions grovelled and flattered Her Most Radiant Beautifulness and pustulated. This year we're panhandling "Will grovel for money and beatings"
They'd fit right in on Bourbon Street.
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Registered: Sep 2000 posted August 11, 2001 11:18
Miss Kitty: Last year on 'Buffy', I struggled against a hideous catnip addiction. This year, I compare notes on Willow and Tara's love life with Amy the Rat! Tara: Last year on 'Buffy', I modelled the latest fashion in pyjamas. This year, I'll be modelling negligees.
Spike: Last year on 'Buffy', I built a sex toy. This year on 'Buffy', I take over the Magick Box and rename it Spike's Sexbot Emporium.
Angel: Last year on 'Angel', I was brooding and miserable. This year on 'Angel', I'll be miserable and brooding.
Wesley: Last year on 'Angel', I enjoyed a wide variety of homoerotic subtext. This year on 'Angel', the subtext rapidly becomes text...
Willow: Last year on 'Buffy', I saved my brainsucked girlfriend and fought a god. This year on 'Buffy', I decide that I want a quiet life, so I join the Marines.
Riley: Last year on 'Buffy', I was a male lesbian! This year on 'Buffy', I have a sex change and resurrect my true love, Forrest.
Okay, I have to stop now, because I'm getting silly...
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posted August 11, 2001 11:18 Miss Kitty: Last year on 'Buffy', I struggled against a hideous catnip addiction. This year, I compare notes on Willow and Tara's love life with Amy the Rat! Tara: Last year on 'Buffy', I modelled the latest fashion in pyjamas. This year, I'll be modelling negligees.
Spike: Last year on 'Buffy', I built a sex toy. This year on 'Buffy', I take over the Magick Box and rename it Spike's Sexbot Emporium.
Angel: Last year on 'Angel', I was brooding and miserable. This year on 'Angel', I'll be miserable and brooding.
Wesley: Last year on 'Angel', I enjoyed a wide variety of homoerotic subtext. This year on 'Angel', the subtext rapidly becomes text...
Willow: Last year on 'Buffy', I saved my brainsucked girlfriend and fought a god. This year on 'Buffy', I decide that I want a quiet life, so I join the Marines.
Riley: Last year on 'Buffy', I was a male lesbian! This year on 'Buffy', I have a sex change and resurrect my true love, Forrest.
Okay, I have to stop now, because I'm getting silly...
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Registered: Sep 2000 posted August 11, 2001 11:47
LOL tyche. Willow in the marines. And Riley...it's the love that must never speak its name. And I mean, never.------------------
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