Top 10

[TheWombat]

Sweet!

I noticed this on livejournal and it made me think of our little twosome (not that they would EVER worship satan anyway....)

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Top 10 reasons why witches don't worship Satan:

10.) Scorch marks on the furniture whenever Satan manifests.

9.) Not even Lysol can mask the smell of brimstone.

8.) Hard to keep flaming goat's skulls lit.

7.) Decreased availability of blonde virgins.

6.) Blood stains from the sacrifices are *impossible* to get out of the carpet.

5.) Wailing of the damned souls in hell keeps the neighbors awake.

4.) The cats keep attacking Satan's tail, which annoys him.

3.) Repeated stooping motions for administering the Kiss of Shame (difficult on the older coven members)

2.) Demons smell even worse than brimstone

And the Number One reason witches don't worship Satan...

1.) Impossible to worship something that doesn't exist.

Witches don't believe in Hell or the Devil. They have something much, much worse .... reincarnation.

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Blessed be to y'all,

Wombat quote:

[Zahir]

Thanks Wombat. Tres cute.

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"O let my name be in the Book of Love.
If it be there, I care not of
That other book Above...
Strike it out! Or write it in anew.
But let it be in the Book of Love!"
--Omar Kyam

[tommo]

Heh, funny. Some of these were just so factual, I could hear the tone in which they are intended, especially numbers 4 and 3. Hee hee. Nice.

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"She looked across at Willow, whose face was filled with light. She had never felt so calm and happy, and strong..." ~ Unseen: Door To Alternity