Fic: Angels and Goddesses

[Blue Athame 1]

Hello Kittens...thanks for your kind attention...here are some responses...wanted to get back to you, feel like I havent seen you for awhile. The mansion has been empty...been a little lonely...glad to have some life again.



BV...Hi BV...so you like the bathroom scene huh? Me too...I mean the actual writing of Willow and Anya...they are always such a combustable mix...a lot of banter and verbal action there that reveals something about both their characters. I enjoy playing with them...they are always kind of sassy together. Make up sex...did you say make up sex...you want sex??? The lady fans herself and thinks a bit...well, I could see what I could do. Hmmmmmm .



Diana...what? no coconut bra? I'm so disappointed...it is a very sad thing...perhaps I can go find one. I think I need one, I am sure it would go nicely with my leather pants. So you are inventive huh???? This should be interesting. I will leave it to you then. I feel a party coming on....the mansion has been much too quiet...come...be inventive.



Rose...Hi...how are you? Miss me and all my descriptive tendencies? I missed you too. So you think I should do something with this makeup sex thing? You do? Hmmmm...it would be kind of a shame to waste such an opportunity. And our poor girls havent been intimate for the last 2 installments....gasp!!!! How could I let that happen? Must do something about that right away. I will get right on it (so to speak). I will see you later.



Nick...Hi Nick...it is good to see you here. Thanks for the encouragement. Sooo...you are looking for the make up sex as well...I see...well I will do my best not to disappoint you.

Is it getting warm in here or is it just me....?



dekalog....welcome, glad you found us...breasts, grilled cheese and all. I know it is a hard find. I don't think the title really catches it...I am not very good at titles I am afraid. But I dont do so bad with the chocolate inside...you just have to open the box... So I have another kitten in the market for make up sex. What is a lady to do? Hmmmm? So...do you have any tricks, can you sing....juggle...kiss? The lady needs energy with which she can write. (The Lady feigns weakness in the closest Queen Anne Chair. "I hope I am not getting the vapors....I might need recessitation."(She whispers with a naughty smile). Just need to get strong enough to write the next chapter.



Xita...Hi, it is good to see you too. You know I have been studying Willow's insecurity for awhile. I really think that Aly has thrashed it out so well. I actually had it written even more intensely in my first draft. Tara was actually forseeing trouble in her seer like way...knowing that from this place little good would come unless Wil could harness it some. I tempered it back though. It is always tempting to give to much to soon. They are still in their blissful land of new love....but the fuel of Willow's fire will always follow them as it has on the show...it has always interested me...and it is one of those complexities to her character that gives real insight into how she ticks. I'll be back soon with a little loving...got to keep the love.



deixs....Hey you...yup, I am back. Keep turning up like a bad habit. I see yet another vote for makeup sex. God...I am so easily seduced...Athame blushes...oh okay...make up sex it is.



Insanity...well, hello there. I am glad you like the story...and welcome to the mansion. Come on...come and visit. Nothing to fear here. The dragons are nothing to worry about...they are all house trained and know that I will not tolerate any bad manners. Come have a snifter with me and meet the other kittens. They are all quiet lovely as you will see.



tk....how are you??? Athame shakes her head...just like you to go straight for that sex again. I should have told insanity that you are all quite lovely and extrememly demanding too.... . Okay dear... one order of makeup sex on the way. GrrArgg?!!!!....I like it! Reminds me of pirates in leather pants. Say do you have leather pants? I have leather pants...and I am after a coconut bra now...perhaps pineapple head will help me with that. Say speaking of leather??? Have you seen leather queen anywhere?



Sam...Hello...glad you found us. Glad you like the story. As I said earlier...I don't think I have the catchiest title in the world here so the kittens may not know what is lurking within. I agree with you about the bathroom scene. I always thought that they wasted it. It was so ripe and they did not do anything with it...kind of like the scene from superstar when Willow was caring for Tara...it was all right there but they missed it. Oh well...I will keep trying here, so stick around...glad to have you with us.



Tanniyn...hello dear dragon...um....ur...thank you. You make this lady blush. What is it with all these smooth talking dragons running about...my goodness. See insanity, this one at least is quite sweet, or rather a sweet talker...I think I better keep my eye on this one.



Funkyasain- Steph...good to see you. Glad to be of help. Sit back and I will see what new things I can come up with for you. Let me see...what to give a weary traveler???some wine perhaps...some cheese...a comfy place by the fire...and what? I'm sorry...what? Oh...a tale of makeup sex...I see....well...I guess that can be arranged.



So my friends....welcome one and all. I will take my leave now hoping to return soon with something to suit your collective fancies.



Athame

[funkyasian]

m'lady...you're too kind to me, wine and cheese sounds absolutely heavenly. and look, a place by the fire even...that definitely comes in handy in this bitter cold. i shall wait here patiently for the tale of makeup sex...*thinks about this*...okay, wait, there's sex involved, i'll try to be patient?



~steph

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. ~ Oscar Wilde

[The Pineapple Head]

My lady, you are far to good to me. For you, I will most certainly wear my coconut bra and sing my little song. Infact, I think the party at the mansion should be tropically themed. Scantily clad kittens, all swaying to the rhythm of the islands, feeding each other extremly juicy, freshly cut fruits. I have no doubt that there won't be any heat problems in the manor. Do you think that ideal has any potential?



Diana

"No, I'm not cold. I can engrave glass with my nipples, but I'm not cold."
Me

[tanniyn]

I made you blush! I am so sorry, not the intent of this dragon(hides face behind wing) I merely intended to let you know the wonder that is your story...your gift...your true passion. Oh dear, did I do it again? I profer up the most humble of apologies. I just can't seem to stop myself. Um...you are going to keep your eye on me? Mayhaps....no, just can't say that....*blush* I was going to say perhaps you could use other parts to keep track of me....Oh dear, I think I should just go now...I have embarrassed myself enough. *hides behind both wings) Thank you my lady for all that you give and all that you do. * the dragon flies off*



Tanniyn

And from the ashes of destruction emerged a dragon...

[barnabasvamp]

Hey, did I hear there was going to be a party at the mansion??



My lady, I presume the afore mentioned "make up sex" will be "coming" after much research at the mansion?? WooHoo!



Better keep an eye on that new little dragon of yours, I believe she might be smitten!

BV

"In front of total strangers won't you kiss me, Flowers for no reason but you miss me - OOH, I wanna be in love"Melissa Etheridge

[Blue Athame 1]

The Lady glides down the long staircase humming to herself. A party...time for another kitten party. Thankyou Diana...you are right...a party is in order. Tropical themed...ripe juicy fruits...ripe juicy kittens...ohhh..who said that....I mean scantily clad kittens full of daqueris and pina coladas...no...how about...oh I dont know...come as you please...we will drink drinks with little umbrellas in them and perhaps pineapple head will wear her coconut bra. The lady pulls a tiger lily out of the vase in the front hallway and snaps the stem to place it in her hair. "Ahhhhh!" she suddenly hears behind her along with shattering glass.

"Cook? Cook? Are you alright?"

" You...you...you..."came the response...cook had dropped many glasses on the Italian marble floor.

" What is it Cook?" asked the Lady Blue.

" You are...what are you wearing?"

" Well...I didnt know what to wear...you dont like it?"

" It is...well...um if I can say...you are in your underwear."

" Well, of course I am...it is some of my best...french cut...black lace...don't you like my grass skirt?"

"Dont you think it is a little revealing?"

The Lady suspected cook was right...sighing she mounted the stairs..."sorry I scared you cook."

" You didnt scare me my lady...you just startled me with all that uh lace."

Back to the closet the Lady went...Now for something completely different...How about a white ck tank..no bra. An open tropical shirt. Button down faded levis...and bare feet. Ha...and I will keep the Lily. Okay...party time...anyone want to put the lime in the coconut with the lady....oh kittens....where are you????Lets make some heat.

[dekalog]

(drops guitar when she sees the LAdy in her yummy jeans and exposingly open shirt)



"did you say party"?



Can I come - I'll put lime in your drink. I brought my guitar to serenade you - I can sing, and juggle too, but what I do best is jazz (think Derek Bailey). I'm not really dressed for a party though I just have boxers and a tank on - can I still come?



Please



I'll be good

[Kalita]

Just wanted to quickly say, I just got started reading this (up to chapt. 3), and I'm really liking it.



And I have to go have some grilled cheese now. I'm suddenly hungry.



I look forward to reading the rest!

"...you can make those two characters as dewey-eyed in love and it would never be too much."

-Chris Golden, on W/T

[funkyasian]

m'lady...you in lace would've been a sight to behold, but now, you're elegant, and yet casual. if i may be permitted, i will be in your presence for the grand gala...as for dress *looks down at outfit* i hope jeans and a cute little baby tee would do...it's what i usually look best in...



*goes to the bar and mixes up a nice and hearty dose of pina colada*



drinks anyone?



~steph

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. ~ Oscar Wilde

[The Pineapple Head]

My lady, I would be honored to wear my coconut bra to your party. Anything to please Speaking of pleasing, the sight of you in lace is absolutely breathtaking. And how did you know that tigerlilies are my favorite flowers?



Steph - Pass me a drink my friend. I'm feeling the need to dance like a fool *extends hand*



Diana

"No, I'm not cold. I can engrave glass with my nipples, but I'm not cold."
Me

[tkheaven]

Oh dear, I see I've missed a bit here. and...black lace?? I see you've changed into something a bit more casual. No leather pants for me today.



*tk walks in wearing a blue bandana, pair of shades, her white/charcoal sports bra and blue jeans with all the comfy wear and tear at the bottoms, also bare-foot...looking all, well, sporty/comfy...*



I hope this is good, I know a few people who like it...

OHH, I'll have one of those...



*tk picks up a drinky drink with the umbrella, picking it from the glass and twirling it between her fingers..*



I love these things...

Tk's new and improved "GrrArgg"...

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"I've become really protective of her. I want to make sure if Tara comes back, it's for good reason." -Amber Benson
Tara ate her, devoured her from beneath. -The Edge of Silence giving new meaning to this season's catch phrase.

[Blue Athame 1]

Almost done with the next chapter...what ever that is...it is about...hmmm...oh yes...make up sex...weeeeee. I think I might have to do a tad bit more research before I am done...I wonder if there is a way I can fit some pineapple and a tiny little umbrella into the love scene...hmmmm. Yes...well...we have a party...and look at this....some kittens are here...and oh yes...things are warming up.



The lady looks about...her eyes are pleased, her face is flushed, there are boxers and coconuts, sports bras and lots of hot women drinking tropical drinks. Sorry we did not think of this one sooner she chuckles. Look at Steph all cute in her tank...I'll take one of those colada's my dear the Lady coos. And Dianna....here is a tiger lily, arent you lovely in your outfit....do you think you may be able to limbo in that...or perhaps play a little drunken kitten twister?? The Lady bats her eyes.

Kalita...hello...come here and have a seat...here is a drink...

join us when you are through reading. Dekalog...boxers, I am sorry I didnt think of boxers...very cool...I like this party. Tk...oh there you are....yes that is a nice choice indeed...come...let us light the tiki torches....this is wonderful. What a warm wonderful evening, filled with happy sounds of contented kittens. It is nice to have the mansion full of life and love again. The lady smiles...yes this is good.

Edited by: Blue Athame 1 at: 1/29/03 8:14:31 pm

[drshersher]

*A knock is heard at the door to the Great Hall, and when it is opened, a Kitten in black cowboy boots stands in the darkness.*



I come in search of the Lady of the Manor. *Sweeps large plumed hat from head, bowing low to The Lady.* I am but a lurker in this strange and magickal land. I have wandered far and wide in this wondrous country, listening to the telling of great tales of two special hero-women, yet I find myself returning often to this mansion, not only for the tale that is told here, but for the warmth that exudes from this place.



I have peered in the windows of this place and seen beautiful, bouncing, bountiful Kittens at play, while dignified Dragons often watch over them, and I wonder if perhaps I might be granted the boon of entry, to partake of the mirth for a bit.

As a stranger seeking to enter, I know it is inherent upon me to offer my name. I am called PussInBoots; any other name I may be called is merely disguise from the monsters that live beyond this land. PussInBoots I am, for in my native land it is common for Kittens to wear boots. I shall pledge to walk most carefully in them in this place, always watching out for warm, fuzzy Kittens and swishing Dragon tails.



I wish My Lady to know that your bardic talents are indeed strong. The tale you weave lives not only in my mind, but touches my heart. To hear such a tale of the hero-women makes my soul ache to know more. I have come to this place on many a weary night, to find solace and quiet joy in the tale, and the sight of the Kittens at play before your hearth has warmed me in ways that are most pleasing. And the sight of My Lady in her finery cannot help but take my breath away.



I know I have come late, and I do not wish to crash your party unbidden, but, *Holds hat in front in supplication, blowing the feather plume out of the way* I wonder if I might sit at your fireside for a bit to enjoy the companionship and wait patiently for more of your tale to unfold.



And, if I might be so bold as to make one other request, those cheerful looking drinks with the cute umbrellas appear most enticing, and I would be most grateful if I could share your meade. Methinks one or two of those could definitely enhance my Kitten-party enjoyment.



I am, My Lady,

*bows once again*

PussInBoots

[funkyasian]

*doles out the pina coladas to all the waiting kittens* - here you go m'lady if you wish...*dropping a cute little multi-colored umbrella and a cute small monkey hanging from the stem*



so kittens, does everyone have their drinks? well, good then. we've got a theme going now so ladies, shall we party while we await the tale to be spun by our lady?



~steph

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. ~ Oscar Wilde

[Blue Athame 1]

Yummy....this whole affair is yummy. Yummy drinks...yummy kittens...just yummy. Thankyou for bartending Steph...everything is just purrrrrfect, the lady smiles. You are all beautiful...and welcome. We have a new guest from a far off land. Please make her welcome....may I present PussinBoots. Come sit and enjoy...relax and shake off the dust from your travels...I am sure you have tales to tell...and rest assured here there are many ears. So join the fun the lady smiles handing PinB a rather large drink...nice plume by the way...(the lady winks).



Now....where was I ...oh...wondering how much longer I can stare at Diana's coconut bra without appearing rude. I find it most fascinating. Maybe I should try to find another distraction...where is that shy little dragon that hides all the time...perhaps she is behind the couch or in the piano. Hmmm...should I look. Oh no...what am I thinking...what is it with me and those dragons...judging from the condition of my heart from the disappearance of the last one...perhaps I should play twister instead...yes that would be wise. I will just keep an eye on the shy one for now...no need looking for dragon trouble.

The lady makes up her mind...back to lime and coconuts...maybe I can end up on the bottom if I play my colors right in twister...Yes...that is good..I have a plan now...how I love scantily clad women playing parlor games... this is going to be a fun night...I can feel it.



Oh by the way, the tale is spun, it will be posted in the morn. As for tonight....Lets Party!



Athame.

Edited by: Blue Athame 1 at: 1/31/03 2:10:04 pm

[The Pineapple Head]

My lady, please feel free to stare, I enjoy the attention. That's the thing about us Leos, constant attention and adoration is a must. So I will shake my coconuts for as long as the lady pleases. May I suggest that this game of twister become slightly less innocent? I think strip twister has infinately more incentive for rowdy kittens.



Steph, this is a fabulously delicious concoction. Any way I can persaude you to grant this lioness a bodyshot? I promise I won't spill a drop.



Diana

"No, I'm not cold. I can engrave glass with my nipples, but I'm not cold."
Me

[funkyasian]

hmmm...body shots...mmm, i remember doing those...*snapping out of the stroll memory lane*, you know i'm usually up for anything diana...but *looks back over left shoulder*, i do believe my girl would have an issue with anyone doing a body shot on me...that's not her i believe...but as a consolation prize...here...*hands diana a foofy smirnoff ice* - i do believe you enjoy these to the fullest extent?



ooh, tale has been spun, and it won't be long now...m'lady, on behalf of all your chinese kitten congregation (if there are any), i'd like to wish you a happy and prosperous chinese new year...so let's continue the party shall we not? *heads back to the bar and makes a steph signature vodka and spirite*



~steph

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. ~ Oscar Wilde

[Blue Athame 1]

Diana....Ah ha....a leo...I should have known. Hmmm...strip twister...I like it, and I am sure that with or without your coconuts there are at least several kittens here who are ready and willing to assist you with body shots.



Xie Xie Steph, Gung Hay Fat Choy to you too. Kuanghuan!



Time to update...carry on without me...I will be back in a few....enjoy.



Athame

[The Pineapple Head]

Steph, that is so not a consolation prize. Wonderful mental images of Jolly Rancher shots gone. POOF! Party Pooper! *drinks Smirnoff Ice* Alright bartender, I'll take one of those vodka & sprites and a captain & coke on standby. I'm mixing my liquors and I don't care. *hiccup*



My lady, of course I'm a Leo. Only the best here. If you must depart, at least it is for the better good of make up sex. I'm sure the kittens here will find more than enough ways to keep themselves busy in your absense.



Diana

"No, I'm not cold. I can engrave glass with my nipples, but I'm not cold."
Me

[Blue Athame 1]

General Spoiler Warning for Season 4.



Title- Angels and Goddesses Chapter 12...The Value of Pi.



Whoops...my fingers slipped...must be all those naked women and pina coladas....well as you can see...I am working on it...will have it up soon....hopefully not in little blurps like this...back in a few with something to read.



Athame.

Edited by: Blue Athame 1 at: 2/1/03 10:44:05 am

[Little M]

Something went wrong with the update I think

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'I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad..it's depressing' - Tara



Amber Online www.amberbenson-online.cjb.net

[Blue Athame 1]

General Spoiler Warning for Season 4.



Title-Angels and Goddesses Chapter 12...The Value of Pi.



Rating...R.



Copyright Disclaimer- They own them...we know it...Joss and ME...sigh.



Spoiler's- Season 4..."The Yoko Factor."



Notes- Feeling poetic today....rather up for a metaphoric roll on the floor...or anywhere for that matter.



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Chapter 12 The Value of Pi.



Tara looked up, she could feel Willow at the door. Closing her book she waited, perched on her favorite chair, for Willow to enter.



"Hi Tar," came the repressed greeting as Willow entered the room and dropped her bag by the bed. Her eyes seemed to be focused everywhere but on Tara.



"Hi Wil" was the quiet response as Tara studied her lover who seemed unusually interested in the oriental carpet. "How did it go?"



"Well" Willow breathed, "we uh...figured out that it was Spike." Willow began to back towards the edge of the bed still not making eye contact.



"Oh I see." Said Tara patiently, watching Willow's clear discomfort. "So what happened honey?" Tara asked softening her tone still more.



Willow plopped down on the edge of the bed and reluctantly raised her eyes to look at Tara. "He had us all believing the worst about each other. He found the weaknesses in our relationships and played on them."



Tara nodded her head in understanding encouraging Willow to go on.



"I don't know what I feel worse about...believing those things about my friends, or being so insecure that I would even entertain those thoughts, or that actually listened to Spike and let him manipulate me. I just can't chose, they are all pretty small and skanky. I am just one big, small, skanky, insecure mess. I don't deserve to have friends if I think this way about them."



"Willow, you are not big, small, insecure, skanky." Tara tried to reassure her, fighting back a smile at Willow's creative word usage. "You were vulnerable and he played on that. He took advantage of all of you...all of your weaknesses."



Willow raised her head and looked directly at Tara now. "He didn't play you."



"I wasn't involved Wil."



"No, he didn't fool you, you knew. You told me, you said it was Spike and I ignored you. You have every right to say I told you so right now. I wouldn't blame you if you did, especially after everything that has happened between us."



Tara put her book aside and rose to move across the room to Willow. She stood a moment in front of her, hands in sleeves, tooth on lip, thinking and contemplating before completing her approach. Tara moved to straddle Willow's legs. Her hands moved to either side of Willow's head her fingers lost in Willowhair. Tilting Willow's head back Tara spoke directly into Willow's eyes. "I could never nor would I ever say I told you so. That statement alone would say far more about me then it would ever say about you or anything you have or have not done. I would never want to be a I told you so person. You will never hear that from me Willow Rosenberg."



"But you have every right."



"Every right to what Willow? What do you want me to do, admonish you? Chastise you? Abuse you to assuage your guilt?"



Willow had become focused on the color of Tara's lips. She could feel Tarafingers pressing in on her scalp. She could feel the heat radiating off Tara's body now inches away from hers. "Admonish you say? Chastise? Assuage?" Willow suddenly had to smile, "big words."



Tara watched Willow's smile grow and felt their energy begin to shift. She moved closer and dropped herself gently down on Willow's legs pressing her body into Willow's arms. Leaning in she whispered "admonish, admonish, admonish" by Willow's ear, "you like big words Willow?" Tara asked, in a low sultry voice. She let her tongue slip out to wickedly outline the edge of Willow's now burning ear.



"Yes" Willow murmured into Tara's throat forgetting how badly she had been feeling. "Yes I like big words, I like them very much. It feels like I am being seduced by a librarian."



"Ohhh...a librarian, a seductive librarian, hmmm let me see now. Ah, I have a plethora of ways and a cache of techniques to bring our love to fruition."



"Mmmm...plethora, oh fruition, oh yes baby, cache, cache, cache." Willow's hands had begun to pull at Tara's clothing seeking her skin.



"You know Willow" Tara said drawing back slightly to look in Willow's eyes again. "If I really wanted to seduce you....I would be a mathematician not a librarian...now I think that would make you really hot."



"Your hotness makes me hot...librarian or not...oh, I rhymed."

Willow giggled. Then she paused and saw the look in Tara's eyes, those beautiful eyes. "Mathematician?" Willow asked her voices rising up an octave.



Unable to contain herself any longer Tara placed her hands on Willow's face and claimed her lips with her own. "Pi" she proclaimed releasing the kiss and thrusting Willow back on to the bed."



"Pi" Willow answered pulling Tara down with her.



"3.14" Tara continued, pressing into Willow's neck, moving her body to fit onto her loves.



"Pi=3.14159265." Willow moaned into the air while pulling at the back of Tara's shirt mining for Tara's skin. She could feel Tara fully now, against her throat, against her body, against her whole being.



"I love you more then Prime numbers."



"I love you more then the Ordinals."



Willow drew up her leg and pressed it hard into Tara hearing her gasp and moan in response. Willow then rolled them, moving deftly on top and positioning them precariously close to the edge of the bed.



"My god Willow." Tara groaned into Willow's neck her body in motion, her body aflame.



"Enough talk" Willow answered running her hands up Tara's body claiming her breasts with her palms. "This is all we need to say."



They became a writhing ball of passion. Hot and molten, moving and fluid, their clothing fell away as they seared their message of love into one anothers soul. Neither could contain their passions. Hands and mouths, bodies and skin, there was no place left untouched in their journey with the other. Willow shifted on her side trying to reach the allusive mound of hair rolling wetly against her thigh. As she moved there was a pause, a silence as they hovered entwined above the floor. Willow had rolled them off the bed and Tara unable to let loose of the bedding brought it down upon them.



Now rolling on the ground they became tangled in the sheets. The two rolled and moaned, Tara on bottom, Tara on top....Willow on bottom, Willow on top. They wrestled there amongst the sheets lost in a delirium of feeling and sensation. They wrestled until they finally struck their rhythm, their own and combined rhythm which brought them to the moment of their completion as they stroked and loved each other into ecstasy.



Tangled and sleepy Willow stirred kissing Tara's collar bone.

"Tar, would this be a good time to tell you that I am sorry for everything?"



"No." Came the muffled response as Tara pulled Willow back inside their cocoon and silenced her with a kiss.



"But I am sorry Tara...I want to say that."



"Hmmmm....okay...Pi."



"Pi?"



"Pi"



"=3.14."



"=3.14."



Willow grinned and began to laugh. "Oh I see...okay...I love you too" and with that she kissed her love ready to start all over again.



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I have clearly had too many pina coladas. Ah well...back to the party. I hope you enjoyed it...come have some pie and tell me if it suits you. I will be at the mansion...enjoying the view.



Thanks for your kind and continued attention.

The Lady Blue Athame.

Edited by: Blue Athame 1 at: 2/1/03 3:36:59 pm

[The Rose24]

Love the update. Isn't it just like Willow to seduce Tara with math problems?

Tara: My heart doesn't stutter.


Tara: Willow, I got so lost.

Willow: I found you. I will always find you.

Edited by: The Rose24  at: 2/2/03 8:42:54 pm

[Insanity]

Ohhh.. Just in time *sneaks around the corner*... Party..

I like partys..

Oh and I like the story...Pi *lol*

And make up sex.. is the best..



So My Lady...You offered a drink..Maybe now is the right time?



*glances around* ohh so many Kittens..Yay!

*glances some more* and a coconutbra *giggels* yummy!



Insanity

"Nobody messes with my girl!"Tara, Bargaining

[funkyasian]

*fans self while downing more vodka sprite, handing diana one and a cap & coke for standby* - m'lady, that was great...and definitely worth the wait...*fans more* ooh, and same sentiment to you m'lady...not only are you beautiful, you're learned also...in a whole different language no less...



i wonder if i've had too many drinks also...the room seem to be filling up by the minutes...so may kittens to party with...gotta make more drinks...*runs to the bar and makes more lovely cocktails*



diana, dear, the last time you mixed your liquors, you don't remember what happened...and this party, is definitely one you want to reminice isn't it?!



*dances around the room handing out various cocktails with umbrellas in it* - drink up all...the party has just begun...who's up for a game of...strip twister was it?!



~steph

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. ~ Oscar Wilde

[The Pineapple Head]

My lady, my word. I've never been mathmatically inclined, but I think I'm going to reconsider that. *downs cap & coke from Steph* Whooo, that's a little better. Thank you for that wonderful gift my lady, it was utterly and most fabulously delicious. *shakes coconuts for lady of the manor*



Steph, I mostly remember that night. I don't necessarily trust the Queen Bee's version of certain events, but I can fill in the blanks all on my own. I'd like to think I didn't embarrass myself too badly But you're right, it would be shame to forget this party. I'll take another drink though. It's been a while since I've had my buzz on. I'll play strip twister with you...any other kittens game?



Diana

"No, I'm not cold. I can engrave glass with my nipples, but I'm not cold."
Me

[tanniyn]

The dragon emerges from the shadows slowly. My lady, your story still continues to amaze me. *bows head to lady* I wish I had just a small part of your talent, alas, I do not. Your guests here at the manor are well...um...perhaps a bit too much for me. I prefer to stay in the shadows and be quiet. I'm also not very good at Twister...my tail seems to get in the way.



*the dragon begins to leave* My lady, I shall leave you this. *places a single white rose on the table*



You are a treasure, my lady, you are indeed.



*the dragon disappears into the shadows*

The minute one utters a certainty, the opposite comes to mind...May Sarton

[The Pineapple Head]

tanniyn - *ushering the dragon back* Ah, you need not leave the party. Come, play twister with Steph and I. You don't have to be good *insert double meaning*, you just have to have fun. I guarantee your tail will not get in the way.



Diana

"No, I'm not cold. I can engrave glass with my nipples, but I'm not cold."
Me

[LeatherQueen]

*LQ bows before the Lady after such lovely updates* Ahhh, my Lady, I apologize for my absence, but my life has suddenly become quite busy. But I just had to let you know that I indeed read the last two updates and found them to be as enthralling as all your others. Especially the last. *grins*



Oh... *sheepish look* and did I mention before... *evil grin* that, um.. I'm actually a Librarian? A Law Librarian to be exact.



I shall leave you with that little tidbit and mosey on over to a quiet corner where I can watch the festivities. Another stupendous couple of updates, my Lady.

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[xita]

you should drink more pina coladas, that was really funny. Points to Tara for being a creative seducer and for distracting Willow and keeping her from wallowing in self pity!

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Tallulah Bankhead