Jon@han
Cool Monster Fighter
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Registered: Oct 2000 posted March 30, 2001 00:26
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Has anyone heard about some poetry contest, with a Willow/Tara category?
I recall hearing some rumours about it in some chat room.
Anyone got any details/info/corroboration?
Cuz, that could be cool...
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xita
Ms. Moderator Fantastico
Posts: 2698
Registered: Sep 2000 posted March 30, 2001 00:29
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Yes people were talking about some poetry contest that would culminate in May I think.
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Dr.G
Gay Now!
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Registered: Jan 2001 posted March 30, 2001 00:56
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Ooooooooooooooooooh poetry. I love poetry. I did not know about that contest. Now it so happens I *just* made a poem myself. I think I would like to submit it, but maybe y'all could read it and tell me what you think? Please remember I am Dutch and this is my first attempt at poetry.
Willow and Tara are very powerful wiccas
They have a very special friendship
And they are also very cute chickas
With clothes that are very hip
They are like really cool
And I like them heaps
I wish I could meet them, but I am no fool
Cuz, they are living inside my TV
And the last time I tried to climb in
It gave me quite a shock
I tell ye
Feedback is highly welcome.
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Garfield, who will post anything to reach the next level
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Puff
Cool Monster Fighter
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Registered: Feb 2001 posted March 30, 2001 01:00
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LOL Garfield, you are very brave too post that, not that it is bad. I'm sure that Froggy could tell you useful facts if you want, like 'never climb inside your tv', he helped me out with them.
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Catwoman
Willowhand
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Registered: Jan 2001 posted March 30, 2001 03:53
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Hehe Garfield, that is so cute. I couldn't write poetry if my life depended on it, so nobody kidnap me and force me to write poetry!
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april
Gay Now!
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Registered: Oct 2000 posted March 30, 2001 07:39
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roflmao, garfield! your poem brought tears to my eyes. i won't mention that it's beause i was laughing so hard.
rhyming 'wiccas' and 'chickas' was a stroke of brilliance!
but at least unplug your tv before trying to climb in...
now someone needs to write something with a rhyme for 'panty'. i dare you!
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Dr.G
Gay Now!
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Registered: Jan 2001 posted March 30, 2001 09:47
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You are all laughing at me! Cultural barbarians.
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tommo
Big Pineapple
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Registered: Sep 2000 posted March 30, 2001 10:23
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It was late one autumn evening
And Willow was kind of ranty.
She'd been babbling on and off all night
So Tara flashed her panty. (huh?)
In a flash the redhead stirred
And rocketed to the bed.
She threw herself on the covers
And yelled "Come give me head!"
Tara let her skirt slip down,
A blush rising from her neck.
"I d-d-d-don't know if I should," she said,
"But then again, what the heck!"
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Puff
Cool Monster Fighter
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Registered: Feb 2001 posted March 30, 2001 10:30
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Nice poem Ruth and congratulations on becoming a big pineapple.
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Dr.G
Gay Now!
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Registered: Jan 2001 posted March 30, 2001 10:32
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Ruth. Woo Hoo! You are a Big Pineapple!
And what a lovely way to become one. Shakespeare would have been proud
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tommo
Big Pineapple
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Registered: Sep 2000 posted March 30, 2001 10:37
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Shakespeare? Pffft! Plenty more where that came from.
I love writing poetry. It's my genre of choice...heh heh...
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revision_Johanna
Blessed Wannabe
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Registered: Mar 2001 posted March 30, 2001 10:40
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The local contest is a GO!
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Roxton
Gay Now!
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Registered: Sep 2000 posted March 30, 2001 10:43
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Ruth such naughty imagery, I can just picture it now and congrats on becoming a Big Pineapple.
Garfield keep those creative juices flowing.
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revision_Johanna
Blessed Wannabe
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Registered: Mar 2001 posted March 30, 2001 10:48
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Given the recent spate of poetry, I thought I'd offer a poetry challenge. I saw a lot of good effort and technique in a lot of the works, and some of us at the kitten board [1] would like to see more in a similar vein. We need to cultivate our "local board and list" talent, since the national poetry challenge will be here in May!
So, without further ado, I present the 2001 Willtara poetry challenge!
-The Rules-
Entries: Entries must be received by Saturday, the 7th of April. Yes, it isn't much time, but we need them as soon as possible if we want them to be considered in time for the national W/T poetry finals.
Judges: The judges will consist of a secret panel, composed of selected Willtara members. The results will be posted back to the board after the judging on Saturday night.[2]
The Prize: As an incentive to "get out the poet" here on the board, I, Rev.Jon@han, am offering a one dollar CASH PRIZE to the winner of our "local" contest.
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The Criteria:
Poems should be no more than 500 words, and no less than 7 words. Multiple submissions are encouraged, but they must be independent pieces. They may be in any style or form, but extra points will be awarded for clever use of rythym and rhyme. Also due to the nature of the national contest, poetry with sexual content will be judged in a separate category. (Jon@han note: Since this will actually be a _smaller_ category, your chances of winning will be improved!)
If possible, please submit your poem under an alias. This will prevent any cries of favoritism from the more well-known authors. It isn't mandatory, but it is preferable. [3]
Inclusion elements:
Including any one of these elements will increase your score by 1 point. Each element included is a one point bonus added to your score, after factoring.
- Fairies
- The phrase "Gay now!"
- More than 5 instances of either alliteration, assonance, or both.
- The theme "my sexuality and how W/T helped me deal with it."
- An extended metaphor throughout the work, such as "fish and the sea", or "The lion sleeps". This metaphor must be expressed in the entire work, not merely a small section.
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Post your works to the list with "2001 Willtara contest" as the subject, or for those of you to shy to post them, email them directly to me (jkimball@gmu.edu (with the same subject)). No submissions after midnight, Saturday the 7th, please! [5]
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That's it, folks, and have fun! Get cranking!
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Rev.Jon@han
[1] The Kitten board can be found at: froggyfrog.com/kitten
It is a merry place, suitable for all ages. Do drop by.
[2] The judging is for the Willtara list only. Submitting for this contest
will not change your ability to submit for the national. This contest is
for the 1 dollar prize only.
[3] Of course, we know that the style of some writers will be completely
impossible to disguise. (a shout-out to my man Tim T.U. here) C'est la
vie.
[4] A five point bonus will be given to anyone who bribes me via paypal. I
just wanted everyone to have a fair chance at cheating. [6]
[5] Ok, I'm a softy. Not _too_ far past midnight.
[6] I'm only slightly kidding.
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rocketdyke
Doll's eye crystal
Posts: 103
Registered: Feb 2001 posted March 30, 2001 12:01
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RUTH! oh my. i love the panty mention. thats GREAT. tara's panty. ah. LOL. and the "rocket" mention, even better...
ok, if you had read the bad fic that the panty came from, youd see why im laughing so hard im crying.
and i am seriously excited for this poetry contest now. lalalala.
rocketdyke
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willow: she's like, this cleavage-y slut bomb...
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Warduke
Willowhand
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Registered: Nov 2000 posted March 30, 2001 13:51
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ROFL Ruth, you're one naughty brit
Also congratulations on becoming a Big Pineapple
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FroggyFrog
Floating Rose
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Registered: Nov 2000 posted March 30, 2001 15:58
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Originally posted by rocketdyke:
and i am seriously excited for this poetry contest now. lalalala.
rocketdyke
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Seriously?
Seriously.
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The fish in the sea, the lion that sleeps
Were not watching over our peeps
When Buffy and Dawn were sleeping sound
And Xander and Anya bounced up and down,
And Giles sat sipping whiskey neat
Upon his soft and comfy seat
And exit Riley, fleet of foot
Erm but.. Erm but.. Erm but.. Erm but..
And Spike in torment began to lift
The lid of the coffin within his crypt
We sneak up to a dormitory,
And this is where we end our story,
We choose a room in which to *stalk*
‘Twas once lit gay now it is dark,
We hear a giggle and a laugh,
As a Naughty Witch comes out the bath,
“Willow, now with thy pussy I must play”
“But Tara, MKF is tired today”
FF
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Roxton
Gay Now!
Posts: 1341
Registered: Sep 2000 posted March 30, 2001 17:46
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Froggy that was cute. The last two lines had me rolling on the floor.
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xita
Ms. Moderator Fantastico
Posts: 2698
Registered: Sep 2000 posted March 30, 2001 20:02
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Congratulations Ruth!! Big Pineapple!
Froggy, last two lines were amazing.
This contest is very exciting. I am really looking forward to all the poetry!
Ruth, shakespeare had nothin' on you.
Dr.g A rhyming god..
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wiccan bard
unregistered posted March 30, 2001 22:08
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Time passes by
And I prepare for our doom.
Remembering our past, it seems like a lie.
Alone I feel the gloom
Mornings without you, like the desert
Amid all the sand and sun,
Camels and snakes alone in the dirt.
Leave not and take all my fun.
All my plans will unfurl.
You will be a bad, bad, bad girl.
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xita
Ms. Moderator Fantastico
Posts: 2698
Registered: Sep 2000 posted March 30, 2001 22:17
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Ass
Massive Gelatinous Globes
I glimpse you around a tight bend..
The fairies converse around your girth,
Bend over, bend over is their call.
Tis not fairies but fishes
All glaring and peeking.
In jeans or in skirts, your charm is unmatched.
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Puff
Cool Monster Fighter
Posts: 136
Registered: Feb 2001 posted March 30, 2001 22:25
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All the poetry is great, but what we are missing is a limmerick...anyone want to give it a try?
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First Slayer
unregistered posted March 30, 2001 22:54
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Mistress of all
You who speak for her.
Build your edifice high and tall
glossy and glittery
There's now where to hide
When the unwashed masses come
We will recognize the disguised manure
Enjoy the acclaim for the truth is plain to see
The empress is naked and one day all will see.
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dreiser
Blessed Wannabe
Posts: 1
Registered: Oct 2000 posted March 30, 2001 23:03
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my second post is dedicated to something we all know and love dearly... tara ass.
oh my god, buffy
look at her ass
it is so fine
she looks like one of those wiccan girlfriends
they only talk to her because she looks like a total magic user
ok, i mean her ass
i can't believe it's so round
its out there
i mean fine
look
she's just so wiccy
i like tara ass and i cannot lie
you other wiccans can't deny
when a girl walks in with a curvy waist
and a round thing in your face you get flamey
want to pull up buff?
cuz you noticed that ass was stuck
to the ugly long skirt she's wearin
i'm hooked and i can't stop staring
oh tara, i wanna get with ya
and take our picture
my slayer tried to warn me
but your ass just makes me so horny
oooooo pale smooth skin
you say you wanna wear my hat
well use me, use me, because i ain't your average scooby dooby
i seen her dancin
the hell with our romancin
she stutters
flutter
she's got it going like mkf
i'm tired of buffy magazine
sayin your ass ain't the scene
cuz the average kitty fan, ask them that
tara's ass is where it's at
so kitties
yeah!
kitties
yeah!
does tara got the ass?
hell yeah!
do you want her to shake it?
shake it
shake it
shake it
shake that wiccan ass
tara's got ass
tara's got ass
i like them round and firm
and when i have a bad perm
i just can't help myself
i'm acting like the wolfy
now here's my cruelty
i wanna go to the dorm and
uh
double up
uh uh
i ain't talking about playboy
those gelatinous parts are made for toys
i want real wiccy ass to do me
so find that ray gun double
willow's in trouble
beggin for a piece of that bubble
so i'm lookin at rock videos
knocking these bimbos
walking around like glorificus
thinkin they can get with this
i keep my women stammering low
a word to the magic filled wiccy sisters
i wanna get with ya
i won't act like donny with ya
i gotta be gay now when i say
i wanna uh till the death of dawn
baby's got it goin on
a lot of bims won't like this poem
cause they don't appreciate the ass
and i'd rather stay and play
cause i'm short and i'm small
and i'm down to let us be seen by all
so kitties
yeah!
kitties
yeah!
so you wanna touch that ass?
yeah!
so reach on out
even buffy/willow shippers got to shout
tara's got ass
tara's got ass
yeah baby
when it comes to wiccans
cleo ain't got nothing to do with my selection
36
24
36
or only if she's tara see?
so your girlfriend carries a pistol
playing copper like cagney and lacy
but lacy ain't nowhere near as racy
my crystal don't want none unless you got buns hon
you can have sideways panty or hats
but please don't lose that ass
some kitty wanna play it old school
and say the ass ain't where it's at
so they diss it and leave it
but the other kitty go retrieve it
so your dad says your bad
well i ain't down with that
cause your waist is small
and your curves are kickin
and i'm thinking about lickin
to the slayers and the gods in the show
you ain't it miss thing
give me a wiccy sister
and i can't resist her
during vacation we all miss her
some dumbass tried to diss
cause she's on my list
he had no game, a soldier, it's a shame
and i pull up quick to ignore him
so kitties if the ass is round
and you wanna triple x tara slow down
dial 1-900kissalot
and think them naughty thoughts
tara's got ass
little in the middle but she got much ass
little in the middle but she got much ass
little in the middle but she got much ass
-end-
thank you, thank you. i retreat to my corner.
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xita
Ms. Moderator Fantastico
Posts: 2698
Registered: Sep 2000 posted March 30, 2001 23:10
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Dear god nic, that is brilliant!
SO many good parts but how can you go wrong with : Till the death of Dawn!
Warduke
Willowhand
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Registered: Nov 2000 posted March 30, 2001 23:14
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OMG nic, all I can say is
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Catwoman
Willowhand
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Registered: Jan 2001 posted March 31, 2001 07:38
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All hail nic and the inspiration for this poem: Tara's ass!
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WbBuffyfan00
Cool Monster Fighter
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Registered: Sep 2000 posted March 31, 2001 14:44
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ok...I must say that I am very disappointed in the lack of response from the Willtara list. I mean...Tara's got ass...my mailbox should be completely filled!
-Amy
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Roxton
Gay Now!
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Registered: Sep 2000 posted March 31, 2001 14:51
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nic I loved it. Amber continues to inspire us in so many different ways.
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april
Gay Now!
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Registered: Oct 2000 posted March 31, 2001 14:59
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all hail the master - nic, that was stunning! i haven't laughed so hard since...god, i don't remember!
now xita needs to sing it for us in chat... hee hee hee!
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rocketdyke
Doll's eye crystal
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Registered: Feb 2001 posted March 31, 2001 16:28
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oh NIC!!!!!
brilliant!!! sheer genius. i laughed and cried. for real. my. god.
i seriously want to hear xita sing this for us. if i miss it tonight, i would beg and plead for an encore performance.
you even got the sideways panty!! i am impressed beyond words. you have my complete and utter devotion. you get a big XOX.
michele
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willow: she's like, this cleavage-y slut bomb...
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fell
Cool Monster Fighter
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Registered: Nov 2000 posted April 01, 2001 04:15
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From the Duchess of Doggerel, a slightly naughty limerick:
“Now tell me- where does it itch?”
Willow purred, while stripping her witch.
“I've got hot lips for you
And some Willowhand too
But first, just SAY MY NAME BITCH!”
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april
Gay Now!
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Registered: Oct 2000 posted April 01, 2001 04:24
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hee hee hee...fell, that's great!
you guys are so funny!
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Puff
Cool Monster Fighter
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Registered: Feb 2001 posted April 01, 2001 10:07
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Thanks for the limerick fell it was great and Nic...roflmao it was brilliant, every line was a classic.
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tommo
Big Pineapple
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Registered: Sep 2000 posted April 01, 2001 13:40
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Nic, I understand your song now. Had to dig out my Charlie's Angels Soundtrack first...hee hee....tara's got ass....I can't listen to that song in the same way now.
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Roxton
Gay Now!
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Registered: Sep 2000 posted April 01, 2001 14:57
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fell thanks for the limerick, it was super.
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wiltar4evr
Doll's eye crystal
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Registered: Mar 2001 posted April 01, 2001 15:59
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I really like tommo's poem
I wish I was a poet, the last poem I wrote was in junior high school, and that was awhile ago.
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tommo
Big Pineapple
Posts: 725
Registered: Sep 2000 posted April 01, 2001 18:11
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Thanks! I love writing poetry, however silly. There's something very calming for me about putting words together.....
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