FIC - Into the Woods

[spazz07]

LOL That was priceless Anya enjoying taking candy from babies because they dont fight back and Willow's fishy mantra Buffy hit the nail on the head with Tara not being little miss innocent. Great stuff BB and i look forward to "all worked up and no place to go"



Cheers

Nath

If life was meant to be a bed of daisy's we'd have chicken crap thown on us all the time.

[Ghostwriter]

Great update! I loved the water fight! Thanks for sharing

[jdcioffi]

"You need to come, too?" she asked, holding out her hand to the blonde.







Priceless! More!

JD

"I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly!" (SpongeBob Squarepants)

[Jennpurr]

That was excellent, BB. Hee.... I loved the water fight and all the name calling. That was just... hillarious.



Oooh... and Tara's hungry gaze on wet Willow. I'm sure that was a sight to see, in itself. Mmm... yum! But, darn that Buffy and her horrible timing. Why does she always do that?? Grrrr.... hope they get some alone time soon.



I'm looking forward to the next update.



Thanks, BB.

Jen

------------------------Willow: strong like an amazon?
Tara: Strong like an amazon, right.

[Tiggrscorpio]

blameburner, you are marvelous. Willow the fishing queen and Tara teaching Anya the rules of name calling. I love it. That ending is probably the sexiest fishing story I've ever heard. Thanks!

*****

She's my everything!

[foreverpiper]

*tries to breath properly* I love it!!!! The name calling!!!!! And wet Willow oogling Tara! Loved it, loved it, loved! I can't stress that enough!!!



And I can't wait for the next part! All Worked Up and No Place to Go...

It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on. - My mantra on a bad day.


And never let it be said that I left a Tara craving unsatisfied. - Willow in Wilderness

[Puff]

Oh that was brilliant and so funny The Tara/Anya interaction was wonderful and very insightful. I loved the names Buffy and Willow called each other as insults.



And the end, um *gulp* Willow in a wet t-shirt Buffy just has the WORST timing ever

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You know, it's a real deal relationship and that's why people can relate to it
Amber Benson

[Wolflord]

That was so funny BB. I loved the word game between Willow and Buffy, they really don't have those moments in the show anymore and I miss them. The Tara and Anya interaction is perfect I think. Very funny indeed. Now onto the end of your update there......why you got to leave us hanging like that? That was so mean of you. Of course now they are both in the pond.........hmmmmm good plan, I like the way you think. Keep up the good work and BRING ON THE SMUT Oh yeah and just in case I forgot to say this I LOVE YOUR STORIES so keep them up. I got me a whole carton of smokes to get thru yours.





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Sometimes I think of them doing spells and I have a spell by myself.

[Tulipp]

Blameburner:



You.

Are.

A.

Tease.



But I love it. Very funny update. Thanks.

We're sorcerers. The night is still our time. A time of magic.
–Ethan Rayne.

[MadeinNZ]

Fantastic. Funny and sexy all at once. The Wiccan Sex Machine was definitely up and running again.

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"When someone falls for Willow, they stay fallen" - Normal Again

[saule77]

Gotta say, blameburner... I absolutely adore this fic! Don't get me wrong, I like angst as much as the next kitten (well, the good thing with this board's fics is that you're guaranteed a happy ending ) but this has me in fits laughing, no matter how many times I read it and Goddess knows I need it!



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You can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy (Tara in "Crush")

[SlayerTazz]

Great updated - is it just me or does Buffy really have crappy timing. SHEESH. **looks around** does anyone know where the cold showers are??

A dream is a wish the heart makes.

Willow: "You had two eggs, sunny-side-up. I remember because they were wiggling at me like little boobs."

Tara: "Sassy Eggs."

[Thanatopsis]

That was great. I loved the Buffy/Willow name calling and Tara trying to explain the rules to Anya. But Buffy always wins the worse timing ever award.

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Too many of us live desert lives. ~Charles de Lint

[Latsric]

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"Haawhahu," Tara groaned.

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Funny, that's exactly what I was thinking



great update and i'm looking forward to any stories you plan on posting.



-lat-

- I need my obsessions, they keep me sane -

Edited by: Latsric at: 7/29/02 6:16:54 pm

[frau rosenclay]

I absolutly love your writting style. I was very happy to see that you updated this one. I was particularly moved by Anya in this section, when she almost cried about being thought of as stupid. It can be hard to be the odd one out in a group, and I was moved by Tara and Anyas conversation. Wet Willow, oh my.....the tension is ever increasing for a rendevous between Willow and Tara. I love it when you make them talk dirty, but then again, there is nothing dirty about it.. What a strange saying. Even more important, wonderful job! I look forward to your other story you mentioned. Thank you for the update.

[mollyig]

Anya's little nostalgic moment when talking about hooking the worm was disturbing, but funny.



Our poor frustrated girls. I assume the sleeping arrangements will be that they're split up again - mean ol' Buffy!

Adding up the total of a love that's true, multiply life by the power of two
Indigo Girls

[Grimaldi]

great update



the insult game was funny. damn Buffy, picking the wrong time to say that lunch is ready.

Dude, we're surrounded by perverts!

Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head.

We'll roll on with our heads held high - The Living End

[little wicca dude]

hey dude



lol that was so funny i so love the way u write anya, and buffy and willows fight was cool too



cant wait 4 more

luv jill xxx

"did i just say that? did i just say that too?"

My Scooby Page

[blameburner]

Okay, I'm an idiot. I mean, I'm a really, really major-league idiot. Did ya notice the rather glaring error I made in that last update? Yep, I blew it. But it's fixed now, so hopefully that particular joke makes a bit more sense now. I dare ya to go back and find my big boo-boo. Hehe.



Anyway, a few replies... update soon, hopefully tomorrow, because otherwise it won't be until Monday. I'm trying, I swear.



***snuggle79 – How are you going to get that picture out of your mind? I have no idea, considering I can’t get it out of my mind!



***spazz07 – Yeah, everyone seems to think Tara is all sweetness and light… but she’s got a dark side, me thinks… in a very naughty, playful way. Hehe.



***Ghostwriter – Ain’t water fights cool? Of course mine have never ended in a one-woman wet t-shirt contest, but still…



***jdcioffi – I usually write Tara as the innocent and Willow as the horny seductress, but I’m having fun with this minor role reversal. So now Willow’s getting all the lines that can be taken totally out of context. It’s a thing.



***Jennpurr – Yes, Buffy’s bad timing seems to be a theme. Hehe. I guess it’s time I share the wealth. Muahaha.



***Tiggrscorpio – Sexy and fishing, two things I never thought would go together – ever. Scary.



***foreverpiper – So you loved it? Am I getting that right? *G*



***Puff – Glad you liked the names thing. That was one of my favorite scenes between Willow and Buffy in the show, so I stole it and adapted it. I think it really is a peculiar quirk of friendship – I know that personally, the only person in the world I let call me “bitch” is my best friend. Unless, of course, I’m in the throes of… hmm, I think I’m sharing too much again.



***Wolflord – Leave you hanging? Ya think? I suppose maybe there is a bit of angst in this story after all… hehehe. But don’t worry – as I’ve said before, everything will always work out between W/T in the end.



***Tulipp –

        Yes.

        I.

        Am.

       



But don’t worry… I always come through in the end… and so will Willow and Tara.



***MadeinNZ – Gotta love the Wiccan Sex Machine, and all the lovely visuals that come with it. *G*



***saule77 – Glad I can make you laugh. It’s like that song from Mary Poppins… “I love to laugh! Ha ha ha ha!” Good God I’m quoting Mary Poppins. Shoot me. Shoot me now.



***SlayerTazz – Um, the cold showers are down the hall, past the lingerie shop, next to the porn. I’ll see you there.



***Thanatopsis – I agree about the award for Buffy. Have you ever wondered how she always has such bad timing? I have, and I can’t figure it out. Any ideas?



***Latsric – Cool, I have a carry-over audience! Yay. And “haawhahu” is what I say pretty much every time I see Willow. Mmmm… Willow.



***frau rosenclay – Thanks. I wanted to explore Anya’s self-image a bit, because I think it sometimes gets overlooked. A lot of people just write Anya off as ignorant or rude, but I think she’s a lot deeper than that.



***mollyig – Mean ‘ole Buffy is right! But don’t worry… payback’s a bitch.



***Grimaldi – I like the insult game. It makes me laugh. Unless someone picks the wrong insult. Then I have to get medieval on their ass.



***little wicca dude – Well thanks. The funny side of BtVS is fun to write. *G*



-BB

"And remember... if you hurt her I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer's nobody's friend. Have fun!"

[Jennpurr]

Hee... I found it. You know, I was wondering if that was what you were intending on saying, instead of the other.

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***Jennpurr – Yes, Buffy’s bad timing seems to be a theme. Hehe. I guess it’s time I share the wealth. Muahaha.

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A very bad theme, at that. **Mumbles** Interrupting smoochies and other stuff. **Mumbles**



You are such a tease, BB, you know that? Very much a tease.



Can't wait to read the next update. Thank you.



Take care,

Jen

------------------------Willow: strong like an amazon?
Tara: Strong like an amazon, right.

Edited by: Jennpurr  at: 7/30/02 6:59:08 pm

[Wolflord]

Hey BB, I caught your error but I didn't care. As long as Willow get a little ............wet with Tara. And besides I thought the mistake actually kinda fit in the situation.....when trading insults you sometimes I forget what you are going to say least.









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Sometimes I think of them doing spells and I do a spell myself. Xander in Restless

[xita]

That was just too funny. I swear Willow coming out of the water like that hit me like it hit Tara.. wowsers



*off to take her cold shower.

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"Oooh Xita!" - Amber Benson

[the vamp nurd]

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. [The vamp nurd falls off her chair. Then looks around, no one good.]

I like it!

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bye bye.

The vamp nurd, [100% scouse*.]

* to the world not insulting their brains, this is a term used for people from Liverpool .

Edited by: the vamp nurd at: 7/31/02 2:44:17 am

[singgirl]

Oh man! I just caught up, and I have been laughing my ass off!! I woke up my parents even!! Can't wait for more!

[blameburner]

***Jennpurr – I guess I just got so caught up with the wet t-shirt contest (Willow won, BTW), that I goofed. Oops. As for me being a tease… Yes, yes I am. But don’t I always make it worth your while? Hmm? *bats eyelashes appropriately*



***Wolflord – Hey, that’s very true. Good thought there, Wolfie. Of course that was an intentional mistake… um, yeah… that’s it. Hehe.



***xita – Don’t worry, I’ve been building a very large shower stall for all the Kittens taking cold ones. Seeing as how I’m working on the next update, I’ll be joining you in the cold shower myself. Yowsa!



***the vamp nurd – Ah, the best form of compliment – someone falling off their chair. Yee-hah!



***singgirl – You woke your parents? Yikes! Sorry ‘bout that… so did you get lots of strange looks from them as to why you were laughing so hard?



-BB

[Thanatopsis]

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I agree about the award for Buffy. Have you ever wondered how she always has such bad timing? I have, and I can’t figure it out. Any ideas?

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I always thought it was a slayer thing. That's how it works, surprise a vampire when it's in the middle of killing someone. Bad timing for the vampire. And then after a while it just passes into the rest of her life.

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Too many of us live desert lives. ~Charles de Lint

Edited by: Thanatopsis at: 7/31/02 8:21:03 pm

[Murasaki S]

What a hoot this story is:

Stealing candy from babies, check (hard candy is dangerous for babies even, so it's actually the right thing to do ). Hilarious name calling, check.

Wet tshirt sighting, check.

Buffy's incredibly bad timing popping up again like a bad weed, check.

I can tell Willow and Tara are going to have to put their brains together on that one what with Buffy and Anya standing in the way of true love.

I am so looking forward to the next part.

[Jennpurr]

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***Jennpurr – I guess I just got so caught up with the wet t-shirt contest (Willow won, BTW), that I goofed. Oops. As for me being a tease… Yes, yes I am. But don’t I always make it worth your while? Hmm? *bats eyelashes appropriately*

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Hee... were you while you were writing that part, with the wet t-shirt?? I don't know how you couldn't, if you weren't.



Yes, you always make it worth our while. That's why I'm trying to wait patiently for the goody W/T alone time. I know it will come eventually, no pun intended.



Hee... thanks, BB.



Looking forward to more,

Jen

------------------------Willow: strong like an amazon?
Tara: Strong like an amazon, right.

[the vamp nurd]

It damn hurt thanks very much , ow, just fallen again.

"if you want to I can save you...." What Tara should of said to Willow.

The vamp nurd

[Loco2]

nwahrrgh. *drool*



surely you can't do that to us? there must be some rule that leaving us there like that is totally unacceptable. if there isn't, then i will make it my aim to make one!



that update was.....well.....need i really say anything here? you know damn well that it was fucking amazing.



thank you!

steph

"Dr. Becker, have you seen the skeleton?" "What do you think I am, a skeleton thief? You want to search me?!"
"Oh, bugger off, you brolly!" - Anya to Giles on his use of the english language
"We'll all be a lot happier without the constant whining....Mom, Buffy, Tara, Waah" - DMW to Dawn