Short Stories by U-O, updated 13/7 : Snake on a Plane

[Rocktoddy]

Woa, another great FUNNY silly vignette from you Useful_Oxymoron!

I loved Tara in this one, not that I usually don't , it's just you know, sometimes I love Classic Tara:

"I s-suppose," Tara replied. "S-someone has to help these people, even if they don't want to be h-helped."

And the bunch of New Yorker's comments were really funny, hehe:

"It's a flying snake!" Willow called out. "A flying snake on a plane!"

"WELL, OF COURSE IT'S FLYING! IT'S ON A PLANE, YOU DUMB BROAD!"

And oh, I could totally hear Giles saying, deadpan ofcourse, "Get rid of that bloody thing."

And even though I know we all loathe Amy as a person, I feel kinda sorry for her getting eaten. Somehow I've always thought she wasn't completely such a bad person. Oh well. .

All in all, I totally loved this! Thanks for sharing.

[Darth Pacula]

I'm late, I'm late for a very important ... um ... feedback? Bugger, that doesn't rhyme.

G'day, UO. Three for the price of one today.

First, the Parody Parade. I'll admit, I try not to read too much bad fanfic these days, which is surprisingly easy here on the Kitten, but I've skimmed some shockers in the past. But none of them made me laugh as much as this.

I think this falls into the "so bad it's good" category! Except for the last one. Any story where Warren dies a violent death gets the thumbs up from me!

Foxhunt 2: Again with the funny, but is it bad that I almost wish Willow had eaten the bloody rabbit? Though the wanker probably would have given her a stomach ache.

And my favorite line:

"Don't tell me Timmy fell down the sodding well again," Spike groaned. "This time, we'll leave that dimwit down there. Or better yet, we will that damn thing with concrete while that fat ponce's still in it."

Finally, Snake on a Plane: Great idea, mate. I just saw a trailer for this in front of Dead Man's Chest, and boy, Hollywood does come up with some silly plots, doesn't it? Of course, I'd still watch the movie. I like cheesy movies!

Loved their different category of expressions. Willow's even runs on into a near babble! Loved the end too. Buh-bye Amy!

Cheers,
Paul.

[Useful_Oxymoron]

Taralicious - Sorry I misread your meaning. But yes, animal farm seems bland and lifeless without Willow and Tara. Glad you approved the snake story... I saw that trailer and just... well, the parodies on the net are better. I doubt W/T joined the mile high club on that filthy wreck of a plane, though.

Rocktoddy - Glad you enjoyed the story. Classic Tara is fun to return to sometimes as well. And the New Yorkers, well, they're 'ondankbare honden', as they say in our neck of the woods.

Amy: Well, Grimlock once told me that she suspected that Amy was 'turned bad mysteriously' by the writers when they needed Willow to get addicted to magic. Amy fell victim to the dreaded 'plotdevice', as did poor Tara. :(

Again, glad you enjoyed.

Paul - Hey, Paul! Wow, three in one!
Call me masochist, but I tend to read a lot of badfic. Celebrian, 'Darth Vader teaches at Hogwarts' and 'Darth Vader turns from the dark side through the love of Jesus Christ' are some of the worst examples in fanfic history. At least the Eye of Argon is funny.

I must admit the Hitman crossover is one I would have enjoyed writing as a full story. But then again, I love tje Hitman series so very much.

Foxhunt2: Willow's an urban fox, so she's more of scavenger than a hunter. But a nice juicy Warren-rabbit... no fox would pass that up. I think Willow-Fox would prefer to terrorize Warren a bit more... Warren doesn't know Willow won't eat him, after all.

Snake on a plane: Well, at least they were honest about the title. And it has Samuel L. Jackson as a saving grace. But, yeah, the premisse is... out there. Probably be a fun silly movie to watch, though. This parody is telling, though : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihAoSwQqo44

Buy-buy Amy indeed. Merlin makes a nicer pet than her anyway.

Thanks!

[Devi Crystalseeker]

Snaaaaaaaaakes on a Plaaaaaaaane! That was great fun!

That with Amy was evil, but hey - I like evil.